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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1330 on: January 07, 2012, 05:06:18 PM »
The only time I  had a problem with the trolls was when I was in labyrinth and got bombarded by like 3 of them at once.  :lol But following the strategy I just posted, they usually aren't a big deal if its just one.

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« Reply #1331 on: January 07, 2012, 05:13:53 PM »
Oh god! I remember the first time I entered into Labyrinthian and had that happened to me! Thankfully I was able to pick them off one by one after they gangraped me.
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« Reply #1332 on: January 07, 2012, 06:15:15 PM »
A buddy of mine did this: he ran all the way to High Hrothgar and entered it, the Frost Troll entered behind him and got destroyed by the Greybeards.

Makes sense.  Would a potion of brief invisibility help to hide me, or no?  The potion's duration is only 20 seconds.

Send your follower to go attack first, and then attack it from afar. Trolls are pretty slow, so if you can keep your distance and cast spells you should be fine

Ah, ok.  I'd tried to do this the first time and the troll ended up whomping me a pretty good one. :(   I'll try to do it more stealth-like and stuff.

I went up to High Hrothgir around level 9 with basic steal armor and 2 orcish axes. Took me a few loads, but I was able to eventually wear the frost troll down. They (and most other things I've fought so far) usually won't be able to hit you while you're running backwards, so keep that in mind if you ever need to back up and give yourself time to heal.

I'm currently Level 5, so maybe I'm doing this too early? :lol   I have steel armor too, but my favorite weapon is the two-handed Nord Greatsword so... maybe I should rethink that. :lol

Did NOT know about the backwards thing though, thanks for pointing that out.

The only time I  had a problem with the trolls was when I was in labyrinth and got bombarded by like 3 of them at once.  :lol But following the strategy I just posted, they usually aren't a big deal if its just one.

THREE?!  Jeebz, I'm having a rough time with ONE LOL :lol

Oh god! I remember the first time I entered into Labyrinthian and had that happened to me! Thankfully I was able to pick them off one by one after they gangraped me.

Um... TMI dude.  Jes sayin. :lol

Thanks for the help, lads! :tup

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #1333 on: January 07, 2012, 07:15:15 PM »
omg dimitrius that  is GROSS lol

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« Reply #1334 on: January 07, 2012, 07:49:17 PM »
Imagine all that troll fat going in and out of my characters mouth orifices!
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« Reply #1335 on: January 07, 2012, 08:46:05 PM »
There's enough heat going on in here to keep me warm through these brutal Nord winters. :eyebrows:

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« Reply #1336 on: January 08, 2012, 12:45:40 AM »
So today I became a God.  Went to a dragon's lair, snuck around it, then backstabbed the shit out of it for 30x damage with a firey superior elven dagger.  Died in one hit.  I am so glad I went the assassin route. :D

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« Reply #1337 on: January 08, 2012, 09:48:03 AM »
So today I became a God.  Went to a dragon's lair, snuck around it, then backstabbed the shit out of it for 30x damage with a firey superior elven dagger.  Died in one hit.  I am so glad I went the assassin route. :D
That settles it. I'm making an assassin character.
I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.

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« Reply #1338 on: January 08, 2012, 01:10:25 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0cyWTihEC8

I love this guy's videos so much :rollin

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« Reply #1339 on: January 08, 2012, 01:38:39 PM »
His guide to being an unarmed badass is awesome. :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBiNx749Zw&feature=relmfu
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« Reply #1340 on: January 08, 2012, 01:39:42 PM »
That's the first one I saw :lol

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« Reply #1341 on: January 08, 2012, 01:53:54 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/user/Robbaz#p/u/18/PK0G_fPxOWI

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Cole: "Ow I just got hit in the balls"
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I'll admit sometimes I want to listen to Dragonforce.

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« Reply #1342 on: January 08, 2012, 03:04:30 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/user/Robbaz#p/u/18/PK0G_fPxOWI

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Really? Took him forever to figured out the claw puzzle... there's like a million of those in the game!!
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« Reply #1343 on: January 08, 2012, 03:25:32 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/user/Robbaz#p/u/18/PK0G_fPxOWI

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What a viking.  :yarr
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« Reply #1345 on: January 08, 2012, 04:06:50 PM »
Yeah, I posted that in the DTF Facebook chat last night :P

I was just like "wut" the entire time.

I like the Battlefield 3 one he made with his sniper shotgun :lol

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« Reply #1346 on: January 08, 2012, 05:32:24 PM »
I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.

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« Reply #1347 on: January 08, 2012, 05:54:33 PM »
That guy is awesome  :rollin

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« Reply #1348 on: January 10, 2012, 09:05:23 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/user/Robbaz#p/u/18/PK0G_fPxOWI

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Haha. "Never fear, Sweden is here!"

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« Reply #1349 on: January 10, 2012, 09:40:27 AM »
Swedes have an amazing accent, we Finns just sound silly.

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« Reply #1350 on: January 10, 2012, 10:25:34 AM »
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

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« Reply #1352 on: January 14, 2012, 12:56:57 PM »
I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.

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« Reply #1353 on: January 14, 2012, 01:27:09 PM »
Saw my first Werewolf today. Granted it was caged, but still pretty cool. I killed it along with everyone else in the refugee camp. Pretty cool seeing a bunch of werewolf heads on sticks.

I also pick pocketed a ghost and stole its clothes...

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« Reply #1355 on: January 15, 2012, 05:55:37 PM »
Lol yeah, I laughed when I met that guy.
I only listen to electro-post dubprog.  You've probably never heard of it.

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« Reply #1356 on: January 16, 2012, 04:42:25 PM »
I'm getting really frustrated with the game now. I've finished the main quest and am trying to finish the side ones. There are so many people attacking me at I can't kill. The second I set foot into white run I have 4 guys on my dick. I can get them to the ground for a few seconds, but they always catch back up with me,.

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« Reply #1357 on: January 16, 2012, 04:43:33 PM »
I'm getting really frustrated with the game now. I've finished the main quest and am trying to finish the side ones. There are so many people attacking me at I can't kill. The second I set foot into white run I have 4 guys on my dick. I can get them to the ground for a few seconds, but they always catch back up with me,.

What are their names? whats your crime rate? etc. etc.

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« Reply #1358 on: January 16, 2012, 04:51:19 PM »
I'm getting really frustrated with the game now. I've finished the main quest and am trying to finish the side ones. There are so many people attacking me at I can't kill. The second I set foot into white run I have 4 guys on my dick. I can get them to the ground for a few seconds, but they always catch back up with me,.

What are their names? whats your crime rate? etc. etc.

One was Commander Caious , or something like that. I am unsure of the others. I have a $19,646 bounty in Whiterun.

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« Reply #1359 on: January 16, 2012, 04:53:47 PM »
Did you go around killing people or stealing a bunch of shit in Whiterun?
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« Reply #1360 on: January 16, 2012, 04:59:41 PM »
Did you go around killing people or stealing a bunch of shit in Whiterun?

You know it.

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« Reply #1361 on: January 16, 2012, 05:03:08 PM »
So that's why they're after you! :lol
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« Reply #1362 on: January 16, 2012, 05:07:34 PM »
So that's why they're after you! :lol

How do I get them to stop? There are no more guards when I got there.

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« Reply #1363 on: January 16, 2012, 05:11:06 PM »
So that's why they're after you! :lol

How do I get them to stop? There are no more guards when I got there.
Either pay the 19,000 gold or let them arrest you, well... if their are any guards left to arrest you.
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« Reply #1364 on: January 16, 2012, 05:14:22 PM »
I'd like to see what you think is law, Chino.