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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #420 on: November 15, 2011, 02:41:19 PM »
Don't worry, I will.


BUT THE SECOND I GET HOME LYDIA AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE HER.
You know, you could always part ways with her.

Just saiyan
I've fucking tried. But she keeps showing up IN MY HOUSE. She WON'T LEAVE.


Which is why:
I think the next chance I get to play Skyrim, I am going to take Lydia to the top of the Throat of the World and lead her to a ledge. Then I shall unleash my full powered Unrelenting Force and watch her fall to her cold, long fall of death.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #421 on: November 15, 2011, 02:42:39 PM »
I promised a dude from work I'd hang out with him today. How sad is it that I am contemplating faking a migraine to play Skyrim?

Don't feel bad, my g/f had to cancel on me Saturday and it was the best thing to happen to me because I just played Skyrim.
     

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #422 on: November 15, 2011, 02:44:20 PM »
Which is why:
I think the next chance I get to play Skyrim, I am going to take Lydia to the top of the Throat of the World and lead her to a ledge. Then I shall unleash my full powered Unrelenting Force and watch her fall to her cold, long fall of death.
Goddamn I want to get to the top of it! But I'm too busy doing side quests to continue the main one!!!
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #423 on: November 15, 2011, 02:46:24 PM »
My Dragon Armor is complete, huzzah!

Now, what shall I enchant it with?

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« Reply #424 on: November 15, 2011, 02:47:51 PM »
I think the next chance I get to play Skyrim, I am going to take Lydia to the top of the Throat of the World and lead her to a ledge. Then I shall unleash my full powered Unrelenting Force and watch her fall to her cold, long fall of death.

Video or it didn't happen.  We need someone to replace Adoring Fan as the Skyrim shit-taker.
     

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« Reply #425 on: November 15, 2011, 02:48:38 PM »
I would get video if I wasn't playing on my xbox. Sorry.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #426 on: November 15, 2011, 03:04:38 PM »
I think the next chance I get to play Skyrim, I am going to take Lydia to the top of the Throat of the World and lead her to a ledge. Then I shall unleash my full powered Unrelenting Force and watch her fall to her cold, long fall of death.

Video or it didn't happen.  We need someone to replace Adoring Fan as the Skyrim shit-taker.

There's actually a reference to Adoring Fan in Skyrim :lol
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« Reply #427 on: November 15, 2011, 03:42:24 PM »
I'm tempted to reroll a character. I've realized that smithing isn't as cool as i thought it would have been and just thinking "damn, I went with the wrong skills to focus on". But, I've put so much goddamn time into it. I THINK I'll stick with it, for now.

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« Reply #428 on: November 15, 2011, 03:47:20 PM »
Fuck it, I have the PC version. I'll just use the console.

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« Reply #429 on: November 15, 2011, 05:00:54 PM »
I'm tempted to reroll a character. I've realized that smithing isn't as cool as i thought it would have been and just thinking "damn, I went with the wrong skills to focus on". But, I've put so much goddamn time into it. I THINK I'll stick with it, for now.

I had the opposite reaction, lol.  I didn't start any crafting at all until about level 20, but started mining and smithing to make better bows and armor, as well as make jewelry to sell to the shops for massive bank.  The only complication is that the merchants run out of gold REAL fast.

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« Reply #430 on: November 15, 2011, 05:08:03 PM »
I'm tempted to reroll a character. I've realized that smithing isn't as cool as i thought it would have been and just thinking "damn, I went with the wrong skills to focus on". But, I've put so much goddamn time into it. I THINK I'll stick with it, for now.

I had the opposite reaction, lol.  I didn't start any crafting at all until about level 20, but started mining and smithing to make better bows and armor, as well as make jewelry to sell to the shops for massive bank.  The only complication is that the merchants run out of gold REAL fast.

My smithing is 100. I'm looking at other skills and was like "man! I might not have enough perk points!"

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #431 on: November 15, 2011, 05:14:58 PM »
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« Reply #432 on: November 15, 2011, 05:53:04 PM »
https://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=15

Great mod for having multiple characters and keeping the game saves in order. Thanks whoever made it!

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #433 on: November 15, 2011, 06:09:49 PM »
did I post this here?


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« Reply #434 on: November 15, 2011, 06:13:23 PM »
Caved and bought this. See you in a few months guys.

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« Reply #435 on: November 15, 2011, 06:33:24 PM »
I killed someone today and then she instantly stood up in a fist fighting type pose.

It was weird.

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« Reply #436 on: November 15, 2011, 07:01:27 PM »
Caved and bought this. See you in a few months guys.

Finish your roulette first!

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« Reply #437 on: November 15, 2011, 07:54:35 PM »
I found something missing in the strategy guide!  It makes no mention of any mineable ore in Reachcliff Cave but I found iron! 





















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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #438 on: November 15, 2011, 08:08:27 PM »
Its kind of annoying how if you jump down some little ledge or something, your companion won't follow you on your daring journey, and instead run all the way around whatever it is you're going down.

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« Reply #439 on: November 15, 2011, 08:12:04 PM »
I did it...I finally did it. Lydia is...she's dead. I just couldn't deal with this shit any longer. Ever since I moved into the city of Whiterun, all the lass has done was laze around my house. She never cooked, she never cleaned and in all honesty she was the worst lay in all of Tamriel.

I told her we had an epic quest to complete, and that it required reaching the top of the Throat of the World. This immediately put a sparkle in her eyes. She believed me, and prepared immediately. We arrived on location no problem. Just a few bandits here and there, nothing I couldn't handle even on my own.

When we arrived, I told her to climb the rock nearest the ledge, and tell me what she saw. She looked out, so innocently. Just gazed out in the distance, clueless of what was about to happen. She looked so beautiful in her way of mindless land-gazing. As she continued to stare, I said to her "Lydia, would you please turn around for a moment. There is something I want to tell you." In a gleeful manner she responded quickly "Yes, my thane?!"

I just looked at her cute, innocent smile. Without further prolonging this terrible action, I looked into her eyes and shouted "FUS RO DAH!!!" and watched her limp body fly over the mountain, and collide with the earth. I did not go searching for her body afterward. I did not want to be apart of it anymore.


She's gone. Finally gone.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #440 on: November 15, 2011, 08:20:32 PM »
Cicero's journal in the Dark Brotherhood: "27th of Rain's Hand, 4E 187 Completed the Arena contract. I ultimately decided to pose as a starstruck fan, and immediately got into the Grand Champion's good graces. While escorting the arrogant fool through the Great Forest, I slashed his throat and left the corpse for the bears."  :O

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« Reply #441 on: November 15, 2011, 08:48:25 PM »
I did it...I finally did it. Lydia is...she's dead. I just couldn't deal with this shit any longer. Ever since I moved into the city of Whiterun, all the lass has done was laze around my house. She never cooked, she never cleaned and in all honesty she was the worst lay in all of Tamriel.

I told her we had an epic quest to complete, and that it required reaching the top of the Throat of the World. This immediately put a sparkle in her eyes. She believed me, and prepared immediately. We arrived on location no problem. Just a few bandits here and there, nothing I couldn't handle even on my own.

When we arrived, I told her to climb the rock nearest the ledge, and tell me what she saw. She looked out, so innocently. Just gazed out in the distance, clueless of what was about to happen. She looked so beautiful in her way of mindless land-gazing. As she continued to stare, I said to her "Lydia, would you please turn around for a moment. There is something I want to tell you." In a gleeful manner she responded quickly "Yes, my thane?!"

I just looked at her cute, innocent smile. Without further prolonging this terrible action, I looked into her eyes and shouted "FUS RO DAH!!!" and watched her limp body fly over the mountain, and collide with the earth. I did not go searching for her body afterward. I did not want to be apart of it anymore.


She's gone. Finally gone.
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« Reply #442 on: November 15, 2011, 09:05:11 PM »
Well, I wasn't expecting Paarthunax to be... well, that!
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« Reply #444 on: November 15, 2011, 09:38:05 PM »
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #445 on: November 15, 2011, 11:02:53 PM »
I experienced the flying Mammoth deal today. Happened too quick to grab a picture since i'm playing on console.

Sitting at lvl 7 now and getting ready to do a SHITload of side quests.
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Re: SKYRIM!!!
« Reply #446 on: November 15, 2011, 11:17:14 PM »
Level 32 at the moment, dragons are becoming a real breeze.




Well, until I ran into something called Elder Dragon or something like that.


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« Reply #447 on: November 15, 2011, 11:19:10 PM »
Jesus you guys level fast. I'm only at 14.

I didn't kill Cicero...

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« Reply #448 on: November 15, 2011, 11:20:48 PM »
Yeah, well. I play this more than I sleep..  :lol

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« Reply #449 on: November 15, 2011, 11:23:37 PM »

I didn't kill Cicero...
What happens? I attacked him and he puts up a fight
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« Reply #450 on: November 15, 2011, 11:25:55 PM »
Yeah, well. I play this more than I sleep..  :lol
Lucky you. I get about 2 hrs of playing time every day and its usually between 11pm and 1am for me. Taking 21 credit hours at OSU and then trying to play games is difficult.
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« Reply #451 on: November 15, 2011, 11:30:43 PM »

I didn't kill Cicero...
What happens? I attacked him and he puts up a fight
Yeah, I know, he killed me so I just reloaded and didn't bother attacking him :lol I lied to whatserface about it, now I have to go kill a chef and assume his identity.

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« Reply #452 on: November 15, 2011, 11:49:32 PM »
So Cicero just disappears from the game than? I'm kinda surprised that he doesn't attack you as you try walking away.

Anyways, I killed Gourmet at the inn in the basement. I had no idea where to hide his body
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« Reply #453 on: November 15, 2011, 11:52:25 PM »
Had about 11 hours on a spellsword character, but after finally looking through the awesome bow and sneak perks, I had to reroll a thief.  Startin' over.

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« Reply #454 on: November 15, 2011, 11:56:03 PM »
Instead of using chests in my house I'm stacking items inside Lydia's dead body.






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