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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6825 on: September 11, 2023, 01:45:56 PM »
Heart Heeler is pretty good. The only thing I don't like about the album is the overuse of a certain melody (vocal phrasing), which being a concept album could be on purpose, but just sounds repetitive and uncreative.

It's a me thing, with the female vocals and all.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6826 on: September 11, 2023, 02:04:14 PM »
Heart Heeler is pretty good. The only thing I don't like about the album is the overuse of a certain melody (vocal phrasing), which being a concept album could be on purpose, but just sounds repetitive and uncreative.

It's a me thing, with the female vocals and all.

It's definitely a you thing
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6827 on: November 20, 2023, 03:55:17 AM »
So I clicked on something randomly that come up in my YouTube feed from Frontiers after not checking anything of the style for a while.

Holy fuck I almost vomited with these lyrics. Holy shit.  :lol

https://youtu.be/p5hVG52c0as?si=cHbWAKSVoBy8cvRm
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6828 on: November 20, 2023, 05:12:12 AM »
ďWrongĒ is absolutely correct. I couldíve wrote better lyrics when I was 11!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6829 on: November 20, 2023, 08:05:33 AM »
Looks like a note you pass to your girlfriend in high school. I cringed just reading the lyrics. Didn't even bother to play the track.
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« Reply #6830 on: November 20, 2023, 08:25:01 AM »
Wow. :rollin I'm genuinely surprised they didn't try to rhyme "fire" with "desire" (and "together" with "forever") so I've got a few more stanzas for them:

Can you feel the fire
Burning in my heart
I'm bursting with desire
No one can tear us apart

We should be together
Till the end of our days
United forever
Unless we somehow part our ways

The flame of love is burning
Scorching me from the inside
And the world keeps turning
But I can't find you in the night

I couldn't make myself listen to the actual song so the meter might be off. :lol
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6831 on: November 20, 2023, 08:36:14 AM »
Your Frontiers contract offer is in the mail. Play nice with Del Vecchio or you might disappear on us. :rollin
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« Reply #6832 on: November 20, 2023, 12:14:54 PM »
1. I'm surprised the name of this thread hasn't been changed.

2. That sounds like a fake song. Like something you'd see in a movie with someone making the most cliche 80s love ballad they could think of.
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« Reply #6833 on: November 20, 2023, 12:23:13 PM »
^^ I mean if nothing has changed and the title still holds true, why change it?

Anywho, based on the last few posts, I took a look at the lyric video and not listen to the music and I'm reading these lyrics and I go, "Yeah, buddy.  She's not going to want you.  Too bad.  Life happens."

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« Reply #6834 on: November 20, 2023, 12:46:38 PM »
Ya know; I listen to Kiss and Van Halen, and Scorpions, so clearly lyrics don't ALWAYS carry a ton of weight with me.  But for AOR, lyrics matter and I listened to that, and all I could picture is a SNL skit.  I don't mind dumb lyrics, but when they patently make no sense - "Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak... somewhere in this town!" - it's so hard for me to get past.   That song is a walking restraining order, FFS. 

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« Reply #6835 on: November 20, 2023, 12:57:18 PM »
 :lol Outstanding commentary lads, love it.  Thank fuck it wasn't just me thinking these lyrics were beyond a train wreck.

1. I'm surprised the name of this thread hasn't been changed

What do you think it needs to change to?
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« Reply #6836 on: November 20, 2023, 01:25:45 PM »
Wow. :rollin I'm genuinely surprised they didn't try to rhyme "fire" with "desire" (and "together" with "forever") so I've got a few more stanzas for them:


I've got a few more..

This song fucking blows
I guess that's how it goes
Maybe next time
I'll come up with better prose

And it even sucks as well
Honey you can go to hell
If I get to bang another chick
Time will only tell

I got everything you need
let's get down and do the deed
And then we'll clog up
some poor bastard's youtube feed
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6837 on: November 20, 2023, 01:34:52 PM »
New Forum Project: write and record the ultimate Frontiers record.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6838 on: November 20, 2023, 01:38:36 PM »
Wow. :rollin I'm genuinely surprised they didn't try to rhyme "fire" with "desire" (and "together" with "forever") so I've got a few more stanzas for them:


I've got a few more..

This song fucking blows
I guess that's how it goes
Maybe next time
I'll come up with better prose

And it even sucks as well
Honey you can go to hell
If I get to bang another chick
Time will only tell

I got everything you need
let's get down and do the deed
And then we'll clog up
some poor bastard's youtube feed


That second half is fucking poetry mate.  Just beautiful.  I shouldn't have been drinking when reading that though.  :rollin
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6839 on: January 26, 2024, 07:24:04 AM »
Not sre how I feel about this but Delvechio just joined Vanden Plas.

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« Reply #6840 on: January 26, 2024, 04:14:58 PM »
Not sre how I feel about this but Delvechio just joined Vanden Plas.

The fuck!?  :lol
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« Reply #6841 on: January 26, 2024, 04:19:06 PM »
So, Gunter has left.  Could they not be bothered finding a proper keyboard player to replace him.  He does a bit of songwriting too so not very optimistic on VP moving forward with this joker, his crappy keys and generic songwriting influencing them.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6842 on: January 26, 2024, 04:29:09 PM »
Vanden Plas sucks enough on their own.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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« Reply #6843 on: January 26, 2024, 04:31:23 PM »
Vanden Plas sucks enough on their own.

 :lol I knew this post was coming.
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« Reply #6844 on: February 21, 2024, 04:09:13 AM »
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6845 on: March 13, 2024, 04:09:48 PM »
Alessandro del Vecchio parts ways with Frontiers

From his FB

AS OF TODAY, I PART WAYS WITH FRONTIERS MUSIC SRL.
I know this might sound like a shock to some, but itís been going on for a few months now and Iím ready and glad to move on.
I'm grateful for all weíve done together in these 13 years full of music and success. The new conditions and changes created a situation that I didnít want to be part of anymore. Still, Edge Of Forever and Vanden Plas Official are signed to Frontiers, so no worries about that. I just won't be an in-house producer/songwriter and A&R for them anymore.
With Frontiers I was able to produce, work, and chart with some incredible artists like Mr.Big, Journey, Blue Oyster Cult, Night Ranger (my first #1 on Billboard), JORN, and Hardline and build incredible projects like Revolution Saints, the new successful era of Sunstorm, Iconic, Cleanbreak, Resurrection Kings, The End machine, Black Swan Band and many others. As an A&R for the label, I brought amazing artists like Marc Storace, GOTUS Music (absolutely one of the best albums I've ever worked on), Demon, Lalu, Honeymoon Suite, The Big Deal, and Nitrate, among many others, and I was also able to pitch one of the biggest metal bands of all time, Manowar.
My musical future is now all for Edge Of Forever, Hardline, Jorn, and Vanden Plas, and I cannot wait to tour with ProgJect in America in June and sing with some of the best musicians on the planet!
Iíll keep producing bands, writing songs, and mixing records for artists, labels, and bands, cause thatís what I love to do.
2024 will also bring my first solo album, which is absolutely different from what Iíve always done. Itís instrumental, itís prog, thereís no guitars but the songs are filled with Hammond, Mellotron, and Minimoog.
The drummer is probably the most iconic and recognizable drummer of all time, and I might be talking to a couple of guys for some guitar solos too:-) Letís see!
As you can see, there are lots of exciting things ahead and I cannot wait to see what the future will bring.
Iíll see you all up the road for my next shows or in the studio to produce, write, or mix some new fantastic music!
Wishing the best of luck to Frontiers for their future!

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6846 on: March 13, 2024, 06:52:25 PM »
Everyone else, except Wolfking is wrong.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6847 on: March 13, 2024, 07:03:49 PM »
Except he's still in 4 bands I really like!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6848 on: March 13, 2024, 07:08:18 PM »
Except he's still in 4 bands I really like!


Sounds like a YOU problem.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #6849 on: March 13, 2024, 07:18:20 PM »
Except he's still in 4 bands I really like!

But it's a start mate!
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« Reply #6850 on: March 13, 2024, 09:20:31 PM »
Except he's still in 4 bands I really like!


Sounds like a YOU problem.

New Vanden Plas.. But he had nothing to do with the writing on it so his haters need not worry.  :lol

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« Reply #6851 on: March 13, 2024, 09:22:39 PM »
Except he's still in 4 bands I really like!


Sounds like a YOU problem.

New Vanden Plas.. But he had nothing to do with the writing on it so his haters need not worry.  :lol

Pretty sure Tim's not too concerned with the specifics of VP.  :lol
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« Reply #6852 on: March 13, 2024, 09:26:35 PM »
Except he's still in 4 bands I really like!


Sounds like a YOU problem.

New Vanden Plas.. But he had nothing to do with the writing on it so his haters need not worry.  :lol

Pretty sure Tim's not too concerned with the specifics of VP.  :lol

A lot of instrumentals on the new VP. Its a departure from their other stuff but still VP. Tim will cream his 80's shorts!  :lol

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« Reply #6853 on: March 13, 2024, 09:31:01 PM »
Unless it's solely an instrumental album, I don't think he will.  :lol
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« Reply #6854 on: March 13, 2024, 10:43:04 PM »
Congrats to wolfking on being named new head of A&R for Frontiers!
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« Reply #6855 on: March 13, 2024, 10:47:41 PM »
Congrats to wolfking on being named new head of A&R for Frontiers!

Forcing Del Vicchio out was my first piece of business.  My second.....

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« Reply #6856 on: March 14, 2024, 08:35:07 AM »
Congrats to wolfking on being named new head of A&R for Frontiers!

Forcing Del Vicchio out was my first piece of business.  My second.....

.....excuse me I need to find a certain someone's contract, it may accidentally find itself being needed in the bathroom.

Romero?  :lol

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« Reply #6857 on: March 14, 2024, 08:45:30 AM »
Unless it's solely an instrumental album, I don't think he will.  :lol


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« Reply #6858 on: March 14, 2024, 09:23:55 AM »
Congrats to wolfking on being named new head of A&R for Frontiers!

Heís earned it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #6859 on: March 14, 2024, 12:16:22 PM »
Congrats to wolfking on being named new head of A&R for Frontiers!

Forcing Del Vicchio out was my first piece of business.  My second.....

.....excuse me I need to find a certain someone's contract, it may accidentally find itself being needed in the bathroom.

Romero?  :lol

Pretty sure it is his favorite artist, Issa.
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