The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread

[wolfking]

Congrats to wolfking on being named new head of A&R for Frontiers!

Forcing Del Vicchio out was my first piece of business.  My second.....

.....excuse me I need to find a certain someone's contract, it may accidentally find itself being needed in the bathroom.

Romero? 

Pretty sure it is his favorite artist, Issa.

Of course it is.

Romeo can stay but he's limited to one album a year, and only with The Ferrymen.

[jingle.boy]

Romeo can stay but he's limited to one album a year, and only with The Ferrymen.

[wolfking]

If he doesn't like it he can take his ass to another label that will whore him out for 87 albums a year.

[jingle.boy]

If he doesn't like it he can take his ass to another label that will whore him out for 87 albums a year.

I just want some Lords of Black.  I honestly don't like many of the other things he's on nowadays other than LoB and Ferrymen.

[wolfking]

If he doesn't like it he can take his ass to another label that will whore him out for 87 albums a year.

I just want some Lords of Black.  I honestly don't like many of the other things he's on nowadays other than LoB and Ferrymen.

Alright, since that was his first real band before he started prostituting himself out, we can keep them.  Only those two bands though.  No other Ronnie.

[Stadler]

I'm spoiled in my old age.   NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Paul McCartney.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Ace Frehley.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like James LaBrie.  There are 14 guys that sound exactly like Ronnie Romero.  He's good and all, and I like what he did for Ritchie, but I'm just looking for something more in my vocalists.

[jingle.boy]

I'm spoiled in my old age.   NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Paul McCartney.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Ace Frehley.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like James LaBrie.  There are 14 guys that sound exactly like Ronnie Romero.  He's good and all, and I like what he did for Ritchie, but I'm just looking for something more in my vocalists.

Name them.   

[Stadler]

I'm spoiled in my old age.   NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Paul McCartney.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Ace Frehley.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like James LaBrie.  There are 14 guys that sound exactly like Ronnie Romero.  He's good and all, and I like what he did for Ritchie, but I'm just looking for something more in my vocalists.

Name them.   

Uh... Robin McAuley?

[jingle.boy]

I'm spoiled in my old age.   NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Paul McCartney.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Ace Frehley.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like James LaBrie.  There are 14 guys that sound exactly like Ronnie Romero.  He's good and all, and I like what he did for Ritchie, but I'm just looking for something more in my vocalists.

Name them.   

Uh... Robin McAuley?

So he's the equivalent of 13 people.   

Just razzin ya dude.  I'd say there's a lot of vocalists that have that mid-range, quasi-gravelly tone and style.  Dino Jelusic, Niklas Sonne, James Robledo, Jan Manenti, Rick Altzi, Mark Boals, Mark Basile, Renan Zonta, Jakob Samuel, Girish Pradhan, Raphael Mendes... I almost got to 14.

[Stadler]

I'm spoiled in my old age.   NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Paul McCartney.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Ace Frehley.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like James LaBrie.  There are 14 guys that sound exactly like Ronnie Romero.  He's good and all, and I like what he did for Ritchie, but I'm just looking for something more in my vocalists.

Name them.   

Uh... Robin McAuley?

So he's the equivalent of 13 people.   

Just razzin ya dude.  I'd say there's a lot of vocalists that have that mid-range, quasi-gravelly tone and style.  Dino Jelusic, Niklas Sonne, James Robledo, Jan Manenti, Rick Altzi, Mark Boals, Mark Basile, Renan Zonta, Jakob Samuel, Girish Pradhan, Raphael Mendes... I almost got to 14.

Honestly, I would put Jeff Scott Soto in there too.  All those midrange guys.  I don't know; I guess I'm being harsh, but they just don't stand out to me.

[jingle.boy]

Such a perfect way to save this thread from Page 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f8tQR9TIbM

 

[wolfking]

Such a perfect way to save this thread from Page 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f8tQR9TIbM

 

I know what this is and you're not tricking me you fucker.

[jingle.boy]

I know what this is and you're not tricking me you fucker.

Awe, c'mon.  I double-dawg dare you. 

[wolfking]

I saw it in my YouTube feed a day ago as an upcoming video.  I may still check it for a laugh, but not at 5.30 in the fucking morning.

[jingle.boy]

I saw it in my YouTube feed a day ago as an upcoming video.  I may still check it for a laugh, but not at 5.30 in the fucking morning.

I made it about 90 seconds before pulling the ripcord.  It was just terrible - visually and sonically.  It's worth a quick watch just to comprehend how bad it was.

[ProfessorPeart]

I made it about 90 seconds before pulling the ripcord.  It was just terrible - visually and sonically.  It's worth a quick watch just to comprehend how bad it was.

I dare someone to find a way to send it to him in his roulette.

[wolfking]

I dare someone to find a way to send it to him in his roulette.

I already put her on my banned list.

[wolfking]

Plus, Chad was lucky he didn't get automatically disqualified from the roulette sending Del Prickiio.

[jingle.boy]

Plus, Chad was lucky he didn't get automatically disqualified from the roulette sending Del Prickiio.

And yet you almost awarded him an 8!

[wolfking]

Touche.

[wolfking]

Such a perfect way to save this thread from Page 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f8tQR9TIbM

 

Oh wow, that's Tom and James Martin.  They left Vega to work with Issa?!  Pretty ordinary for their standards too.  Lead guitar is absolutely fucking shithouse too. 

[LithoJazzoSphere]

Huh, I was expecting way worse.  Corny video, and I've heard better, but it sounds perfectly fine to me. 

[wolfking]

Just looked up Tom and James Martin and I see they have actually written 2 of her albums in full plus tracks from another 2.  Mind blown.  They obviously water shit down for her or kept sent the Vega throwaways her way.

[LithoJazzoSphere]

A quick search reveals that James is married to her.  Guess you have to excommunicate that band from your collection too. 

[wolfking]

[wolfking]

No wonder she got a fucking record deal then. 

[Lowdz]

Oh wow, that's Tom and James Martin.  They left Vega to work with Issa?!  Pretty ordinary for their standards too.  Lead guitar is absolutely fucking shithouse too.

Even my partner, who doesn’t mind some cheesy rock, couldn’t make it through that 😀

[TAC]

Even my partner, who doesn’t mind some cheesy rock, couldn’t make it through that 😀

You got a new partner, stud?

[Lowdz]

You got a new partner, stud?

Nearly two years now mate. She’s a keeper.

[TAC]

Nearly two years now mate. She’s a keeper.

You're a keeper! 

She should let you out to play on DTF more though. 

[Lowdz]

You're a keeper! 

She should let you out to play on DTF more though. 

I’ll tell her 

[wolfking]

You're a keeper! 

She should let you out to play on DTF more though. 

Great idea!

[WardySI]

Probably highly inappropriate of me to say here but am really digging The End Machine's Quantum Phase.  Really not convinced they needed Mason replacing Girish tbh but aside from a few unnecessary stratosphere highs, am surprised how in check Girish keeps it here often sounding like Mason would have anyway.

But get past that and the majority of these songs are some of Lynch's best in a long while IMO.  I mean I really enjoyed Lynch Mob's Babylon last year but reckon this trumps it.

K moving along 

[wolfking]

Probably highly inappropriate of me to say here but am really digging The End Machine's Quantum Phase.  Really not convinced they needed Mason replacing Girish tbh but aside from a few unnecessary stratosphere highs, am surprised how in check Girish keeps it here often sounding like Mason would have anyway.

But get past that and the majority of these songs are some of Lynch's best in a long while IMO.  I mean I really enjoyed Lynch Mob's Babylon last year but reckon this trumps it.

K moving along 

I checked the first video when it came out and it was really good.  That's as far as it went but I'll try and get around to it.

[WardySI]

I checked the first video when it came out and it was really good.  That's as far as it went but I'll try and get around to it.

 

I would find it hard to believe how anyone remotely interested in this particular genre would find Shattered Glass Heart and its outro into Time not pleasing to the ear