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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6860 on: March 14, 2024, 01:54:22 PM »
Congrats to wolfking on being named new head of A&R for Frontiers!

Forcing Del Vicchio out was my first piece of business.  My second.....

.....excuse me I need to find a certain someone's contract, it may accidentally find itself being needed in the bathroom.

Romero?  :lol

Pretty sure it is his favorite artist, Issa.

Of course it is.

Romeo can stay but he's limited to one album a year, and only with The Ferrymen.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6861 on: March 14, 2024, 02:16:20 PM »
Romeo can stay but he's limited to one album a year, and only with The Ferrymen.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6862 on: March 14, 2024, 02:23:38 PM »
If he doesn't like it he can take his ass to another label that will whore him out for 87 albums a year.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6863 on: March 14, 2024, 02:49:15 PM »
If he doesn't like it he can take his ass to another label that will whore him out for 87 albums a year.

I just want some Lords of Black.  I honestly don't like many of the other things he's on nowadays other than LoB and Ferrymen.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6864 on: March 14, 2024, 03:06:35 PM »
If he doesn't like it he can take his ass to another label that will whore him out for 87 albums a year.

I just want some Lords of Black.  I honestly don't like many of the other things he's on nowadays other than LoB and Ferrymen.

Alright, since that was his first real band before he started prostituting himself out, we can keep them.  Only those two bands though.  No other Ronnie.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6865 on: March 14, 2024, 03:16:27 PM »
I'm spoiled in my old age.   NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Paul McCartney.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Ace Frehley.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like James LaBrie.  There are 14 guys that sound exactly like Ronnie Romero.  He's good and all, and I like what he did for Ritchie, but I'm just looking for something more in my vocalists.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6866 on: March 14, 2024, 03:33:35 PM »
I'm spoiled in my old age.   NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Paul McCartney.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Ace Frehley.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like James LaBrie.  There are 14 guys that sound exactly like Ronnie Romero.  He's good and all, and I like what he did for Ritchie, but I'm just looking for something more in my vocalists.

Name them.   :lol
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6867 on: March 14, 2024, 03:49:16 PM »
I'm spoiled in my old age.   NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Paul McCartney.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Ace Frehley.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like James LaBrie.  There are 14 guys that sound exactly like Ronnie Romero.  He's good and all, and I like what he did for Ritchie, but I'm just looking for something more in my vocalists.

Name them.   :lol

Uh... Robin McAuley?

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6868 on: March 14, 2024, 04:17:23 PM »
I'm spoiled in my old age.   NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Paul McCartney.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Ace Frehley.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like James LaBrie.  There are 14 guys that sound exactly like Ronnie Romero.  He's good and all, and I like what he did for Ritchie, but I'm just looking for something more in my vocalists.

Name them.   :lol

Uh... Robin McAuley?

So he's the equivalent of 13 people.   :rollin :rollin

Just razzin ya dude.  I'd say there's a lot of vocalists that have that mid-range, quasi-gravelly tone and style.  Dino Jelusic, Niklas Sonne, James Robledo, Jan Manenti, Rick Altzi, Mark Boals, Mark Basile, Renan Zonta, Jakob Samuel, Girish Pradhan, Raphael Mendes... I almost got to 14.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6869 on: March 15, 2024, 06:40:20 AM »
I'm spoiled in my old age.   NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Paul McCartney.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like Ace Frehley.  NO ONE on the planet sounds exactly like James LaBrie.  There are 14 guys that sound exactly like Ronnie Romero.  He's good and all, and I like what he did for Ritchie, but I'm just looking for something more in my vocalists.

Name them.   :lol

Uh... Robin McAuley?

So he's the equivalent of 13 people.   :rollin :rollin

Just razzin ya dude.  I'd say there's a lot of vocalists that have that mid-range, quasi-gravelly tone and style.  Dino Jelusic, Niklas Sonne, James Robledo, Jan Manenti, Rick Altzi, Mark Boals, Mark Basile, Renan Zonta, Jakob Samuel, Girish Pradhan, Raphael Mendes... I almost got to 14.

Honestly, I would put Jeff Scott Soto in there too.  All those midrange guys.  I don't know; I guess I'm being harsh, but they just don't stand out to me.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6870 on: April 02, 2024, 08:37:56 AM »
Such a perfect way to save this thread from Page 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f8tQR9TIbM

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6871 on: April 02, 2024, 01:41:08 PM »
Such a perfect way to save this thread from Page 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f8tQR9TIbM

 :metal :metal

I know what this is and you're not tricking me you fucker.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6872 on: April 02, 2024, 01:42:30 PM »
I know what this is and you're not tricking me you fucker.

Awe, c'mon.  I double-dawg dare you.  ::) :angel:
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6873 on: April 02, 2024, 01:45:35 PM »
I saw it in my YouTube feed a day ago as an upcoming video.  I may still check it for a laugh, but not at 5.30 in the fucking morning.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6874 on: April 02, 2024, 02:22:04 PM »
I saw it in my YouTube feed a day ago as an upcoming video.  I may still check it for a laugh, but not at 5.30 in the fucking morning.

I made it about 90 seconds before pulling the ripcord.  It was just terrible - visually and sonically.  It's worth a quick watch just to comprehend how bad it was.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6875 on: April 02, 2024, 03:28:57 PM »
I made it about 90 seconds before pulling the ripcord.  It was just terrible - visually and sonically.  It's worth a quick watch just to comprehend how bad it was.

I dare someone to find a way to send it to him in his roulette.
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« Reply #6876 on: April 02, 2024, 05:31:01 PM »
I dare someone to find a way to send it to him in his roulette.

I already put her on my banned list.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6877 on: April 02, 2024, 05:31:51 PM »
Plus, Chad was lucky he didn't get automatically disqualified from the roulette sending Del Prickiio.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6878 on: April 02, 2024, 06:55:48 PM »
Plus, Chad was lucky he didn't get automatically disqualified from the roulette sending Del Prickiio.

And yet you almost awarded him an 8!

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6879 on: April 02, 2024, 09:26:46 PM »
Touche.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6880 on: April 03, 2024, 05:35:21 AM »
Such a perfect way to save this thread from Page 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f8tQR9TIbM

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Oh wow, that's Tom and James Martin.  They left Vega to work with Issa?!  Pretty ordinary for their standards too.  Lead guitar is absolutely fucking shithouse too. 
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« Reply #6881 on: April 03, 2024, 06:34:15 AM »
Huh, I was expecting way worse.  Corny video, and I've heard better, but it sounds perfectly fine to me. 

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6882 on: April 03, 2024, 07:04:20 PM »
Just looked up Tom and James Martin and I see they have actually written 2 of her albums in full plus tracks from another 2.  Mind blown.  They obviously water shit down for her or kept sent the Vega throwaways her way.
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« Reply #6883 on: April 03, 2024, 07:23:11 PM »
A quick search reveals that James is married to her.  Guess you have to excommunicate that band from your collection too. 

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« Reply #6884 on: April 03, 2024, 07:51:33 PM »
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« Reply #6885 on: April 03, 2024, 07:52:15 PM »
No wonder she got a fucking record deal then.  :facepalm:

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« Reply #6886 on: April 07, 2024, 03:36:14 PM »
Oh wow, that's Tom and James Martin.  They left Vega to work with Issa?!  Pretty ordinary for their standards too.  Lead guitar is absolutely fucking shithouse too.

Even my partner, who doesn’t mind some cheesy rock, couldn’t make it through that 😀

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« Reply #6887 on: April 07, 2024, 03:46:12 PM »
Even my partner, who doesn’t mind some cheesy rock, couldn’t make it through that 😀

You got a new partner, stud?
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« Reply #6888 on: April 07, 2024, 03:48:44 PM »
You got a new partner, stud?

Nearly two years now mate. She’s a keeper.

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« Reply #6889 on: April 07, 2024, 03:50:22 PM »
Nearly two years now mate. She’s a keeper.

You're a keeper!  :)

She should let you out to play on DTF more though.  ;D
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« Reply #6890 on: April 07, 2024, 04:29:15 PM »
You're a keeper!  :)

She should let you out to play on DTF more though.  ;D

I’ll tell her  :lol

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« Reply #6891 on: April 07, 2024, 05:18:27 PM »
You're a keeper!  :)

She should let you out to play on DTF more though;D

Great idea!
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6892 on: April 09, 2024, 04:02:17 AM »
Probably highly inappropriate of me to say here but am really digging The End Machine's Quantum Phase.  Really not convinced they needed Mason replacing Girish tbh but aside from a few unnecessary stratosphere highs, am surprised how in check Girish keeps it here often sounding like Mason would have anyway.

But get past that and the majority of these songs are some of Lynch's best in a long while IMO.  I mean I really enjoyed Lynch Mob's Babylon last year but reckon this trumps it.

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« Reply #6893 on: April 09, 2024, 04:10:04 AM »
Probably highly inappropriate of me to say here but am really digging The End Machine's Quantum Phase.  Really not convinced they needed Mason replacing Girish tbh but aside from a few unnecessary stratosphere highs, am surprised how in check Girish keeps it here often sounding like Mason would have anyway.

But get past that and the majority of these songs are some of Lynch's best in a long while IMO.  I mean I really enjoyed Lynch Mob's Babylon last year but reckon this trumps it.

K moving along  :lol

I checked the first video when it came out and it was really good.  That's as far as it went but I'll try and get around to it.
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« Reply #6894 on: April 10, 2024, 12:50:59 AM »
I checked the first video when it came out and it was really good.  That's as far as it went but I'll try and get around to it.

 :coolio

I would find it hard to believe how anyone remotely interested in this particular genre would find Shattered Glass Heart and its outro into Time not pleasing to the ear  :metal