Author Topic: Spike TV is the worst channel ever (Read 5851 times)

Sigz · « **on:** November 04, 2011, 12:56:21 AM »

Just saying.

JRundquist · « **Reply #1 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:02:34 AM »

Worse then MTV, VH1, E1, Style!, Bravo, and Fox Reality?

That can't possibly be true.

Sigz · « **Reply #2 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:05:27 AM »

No, it is.

PuffyPat · « **Reply #3 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:07:25 AM »

JAMES BOND MARATHONS ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Other than that it sucks.

Sigz · « **Reply #4 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:09:23 AM »

My housemates are watching Manswers. It's horrifying.

JRundquist · « **Reply #5 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:11:30 AM »

I know it's a shitty channel and all, but it's nowhere near the worse. Just pop on Fox Reality for 10 minutes and not want to smash your TV to bits.

lonestar · « **Reply #6 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:15:50 AM »

Quote from: Sigz on November 04, 2011, 01:09:23 AM

My housemates are watching Manswers. It's horrifying.

At least Manswers has hot chicks with big tits. That immediatly moves it out of worst by default.

PuffyPat · « **Reply #7 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:23:47 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on November 04, 2011, 01:15:50 AM

Quote from: Sigz on November 04, 2011, 01:09:23 AM
My housemates are watching Manswers. It's horrifying.

At least Manswers has hot chicks with big tits. That immediatly moves it out of worst by default.

JRundquist · « **Reply #8 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:25:46 AM »

How could I have forgotten TruTV? That is the worst of them all. What a disgrace of programming.

PuffyPat · « **Reply #9 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:26:39 AM »

CSPAN? CSPAN2?

JRundquist · « **Reply #10 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:31:58 AM »

Quote from: PuffyPat on November 04, 2011, 01:26:39 AM

CSPAN? CSPAN2?

I agree, there's just not enough sex that we know about being shown.

lonestar · « **Reply #11 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:34:35 AM »

If it wasn't for Top Chef, I would put Bravo right at the top of the list. Kinda hard when one's favorite show comes out of a syphillitic lesion covered shithole. Just gotta smoke every commercial so I don't get nauseous from the previews of Real Stuck Up Delusional Bitches on Prozac.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #12 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:34:39 AM »

My level of respect for the mods is directly proportional to how long it takes for this thread to be locked.

Sigz · « **Reply #13 on:** November 04, 2011, 01:38:03 AM »

Quote from: PuffyPat on November 04, 2011, 01:23:47 AM

Quote from: lonestar on November 04, 2011, 01:15:50 AM
Quote from: Sigz on November 04, 2011, 01:09:23 AM
My housemates are watching Manswers. It's horrifying.

At least Manswers has hot chicks with big tits. That immediatly moves it out of worst by default.

Honestly, I find it more insulting than anything else. Had Manswers been a youtube video I would have thought it was a parody.

Big Crouton · « **Reply #14 on:** November 04, 2011, 02:05:02 AM »

It's been a while since I've seen anything on it, but Spike TV seems to me like a product of the world of idiocracy. I wouldn't be terribly surprised to see "Ow My Balls!" on Spike.

For that matter, I think they had a video of a dude taking the worlds hardest groin kick, and as I recall, the narration and general style of the video seemed to assume the complete fucking stupidity of the viewer.

I feel downright insulted when watching things like that.

lonestar · « **Reply #15 on:** November 04, 2011, 02:23:25 AM »

Quote from: Big Crouton on November 04, 2011, 02:05:02 AM

For that matter, I think they had a video of a dude taking the worlds hardest groin kick, and as I recall, the narration and general style of the video seemed to assume the complete fucking stupidity of the viewer.

That was done by ESPN on their show Sport Science.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #16 on:** November 04, 2011, 02:46:29 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on November 04, 2011, 02:23:25 AM

Quote from: Big Crouton on November 04, 2011, 02:05:02 AM

For that matter, I think they had a video of a dude taking the worlds hardest groin kick, and as I recall, the narration and general style of the video seemed to assume the complete fucking stupidity of the viewer.

That was done by ESPN on their show Sport Science.

Loney speaks the truth.

lonestar · « **Reply #17 on:** November 04, 2011, 02:51:18 AM »

Exactly the post that made me think of it, I was just too lazy to go hunt for it.

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #18 on:** November 04, 2011, 02:53:44 AM »

I know lol.

lonestar · « **Reply #19 on:** November 04, 2011, 02:55:48 AM »

Did you see the one with them firing tennis balls at the dudes nuts, the full episode. I pulled face muscles from cringing so much.

rumborak · « **Reply #20 on:** November 04, 2011, 05:31:24 AM »

These days I wouldn't watch it with a ten-foot pole (wait, that makes no sense at all), but SpikeTV used to be awesome. TNG reruns during my workout time were awesome, and MXC was beyond awesome.

Right you are, Ken.

rumborak

orcus116 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 04, 2011, 05:53:25 AM »

The creative mindset of that channel, at least in terms of programming, is perpetually stuck in freshman frat boy mode. I'm surprised they don't have daily Modern Warfare games streaming a few hours a day.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #22 on:** November 04, 2011, 06:17:05 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on November 04, 2011, 01:15:50 AM

Quote from: Sigz on November 04, 2011, 01:09:23 AM
My housemates are watching Manswers. It's horrifying.

At least Manswers has hot chicks with big tits. That immediatly moves it out of worst by default.

jsem · « **Reply #23 on:** November 04, 2011, 06:38:57 AM »

Quote from: PuffyPat on November 04, 2011, 01:26:39 AM

CSPAN? CSPAN2?

Yeah. They're truly the worst TV channels ever. You know, keeping the citizens informed is absolutely terrible.

Gadough · « **Reply #24 on:** November 04, 2011, 06:47:38 AM »

Quote from: JRundquist on November 04, 2011, 01:25:46 AM

How could I have forgotten TruTV? That is the worst of them all. What a disgrace of programming.

Forensic Files would like a word with you. Granted, there's a lot of BS on the channel such as Hardcore Pawn, Operation Repo, etc. But there's some good stuff that plays on the channel as well.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #25 on:** November 04, 2011, 06:50:43 AM »

Quote from: Gadough on November 04, 2011, 06:47:38 AM

Quote from: JRundquist on November 04, 2011, 01:25:46 AM
How could I have forgotten TruTV? That is the worst of them all. What a disgrace of programming.

Forensic Files would like a word with you. Granted, there's a lot of BS on the channel such as Hardcore Pawn, Operation Repo, etc. But there's some good stuff that plays on the channel as well.

I love Hardcore Pawn, although Operation Repo makes me want to instantly gouge my eyes out.

skydivingninja · « **Reply #26 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:12:24 AM »

Bravo has Top Chef, meaning that it is absolved of any other wrongdoing.

So yeah, I agree with Sigz. I think the only thing Spike does is play James Bond and Star Wars Marathons. Their original programming is horrible.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #27 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:31:41 AM »

I liked Spike when it would replay all the Star Trek series in order of episodes. Otherwise I never watch the channel.

ddtonfire · « **Reply #28 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:52:26 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on November 04, 2011, 07:31:41 AM

I liked Spike when it would replay all the Star Trek series in order of episodes. Otherwise I never watch the channel.

That, and James Bond, and occasionally MXC. Those glory days are over.

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #29 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:15:53 AM »

Yeah, Spike is pretty shit.

Gadough · « **Reply #30 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:42:25 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2l45vjpa8E

rumborak · « **Reply #31 on:** November 04, 2011, 09:24:44 AM »

While that Family Guy snippet wasn't that funny, it made me click on Diabeto again

rumborak

lonestar · « **Reply #32 on:** November 04, 2011, 09:36:46 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on November 04, 2011, 07:31:41 AM

I liked Spike when it would replay all the Star Trek series in order of episodes. Otherwise I never watch the channel.

Those were the days.

rumborak · « **Reply #33 on:** November 04, 2011, 09:42:31 AM »

Manswers is just painful, every single minute of it.

rumborak

lonestar · « **Reply #34 on:** November 04, 2011, 10:13:13 AM »

For all you Americans, do NOT watch Repo Games, it will make you ashamed to call this your country. Never have I seen such a collection of dumbfucks in my life, not even on Jerry Springer. For you foreigners, go ahead, it's great "stupid American" fodder.

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Author Topic: Spike TV is the worst channel ever (Read 5851 times)