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A little horsing around.
« on: November 01, 2011, 10:02:35 AM »
https://www.koinlocal6.com/news/local/story/Portland-woman-boyfriend-wont-face-charges-in/O5kF74cxmUikMab_W02A2g.cspx

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Washington County investigators have chosen not to file charges in a disturbing incident involving pictures released on the internet of a Portland-area woman and her boyfriend with a dead horse.

The 21-year-old woman told Washington County Sheriff’s Office detectives she wanted to “feel one” with a horse, according to a WCSO incident report. 

After the horse had been put down and gutted, the woman undressed and crawled inside the carcass of the dead horse and took pictures to prove it.

"At some point you in your career you say yeah I've seen a lot of bad stuff -- you see this kind of picture and you realize maybe you haven't seen everything, " said Washington County Sgt. Dave Thompson.

In addition to the picture of the naked woman inside the horse, there are other photos, including one of the woman and her boyfriend holding what appears to be the horses’ heart.  Another shot shows them holding a piece of the horse in front of their mouth – posing as they’re about to take a bite out of it.

KOIN Local 6 has chosen not to release their names.

Arguably the most artistic photo of the group is a picture of the naked 21-year-old, blood-soaked from head to toe, standing over the horse’s body she had just been inside.

The woman and her boyfriend had recently taken over care of the 32-year-old horse, which was in declining health.  The horse had lived in Ridgefield, Washington. 

The couple told sheriff’s investigators they fired a single shot with a high powered rifle to put the horse down. Their intent, they told investigators, was to humanely kill the horse and eat the meat.

The WCSO incident report indicated the woman wanted to feel what it would be like to be inside the dead horse.   There were photos taken. Several were of her smiling at the camera from inside the stomach of the dead animal, all but the face of her 5-foot-6, 119-pound frame inside the horse.

Her mother says the girl now wishes the entire episode would just go away.  The girl has received death threats, hostile contact from people across the country who have viewed these pictures and labeled her everything from a devil worshipper to a pervert.  Her mother said she is neither.

Washington County’s investigation is suspended.  There has been no evidence of any criminal activity. The horse was not abused, nor was it tortured. It was killed in what law enforcement considers one of the most humane ways to put animals down, a single gunshot to the brain with a high powered rifle.  The horse likely never knew what happened.  The meat was harvested and eaten. 


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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 10:06:30 AM »
Why...






Why?

edit: this is way more disturbing than the horse fuckers.

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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2011, 10:25:11 AM »
Holy shit...

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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2011, 10:42:55 AM »
I expect some quality puns here people.



On a more serious note, the only time I could ever see doing this would be some kind of Empire Strikes Back/Hoth re-enactment.
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2011, 10:47:00 AM »
If I were an Ass in thier care I'd be a bit worried....
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2011, 10:49:00 AM »
She sounds like a total whorse...

They really should stop horsing around like that....


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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2011, 10:53:27 AM »
This story is gutwrenching......

You know what they say....don't look a gift horse in the mouth, or in this case don't climb inside a dead gutted horse.
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2011, 10:57:06 AM »
This doesn't even deserve any puns.

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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2011, 11:12:43 AM »
It's just a little horse play...
     

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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2011, 11:14:11 AM »
Hey its a horse, not a tauntaun.

I wonder if they used a lightsaber to cut the horse open...

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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2011, 01:34:32 PM »
Hey its a horse, not a tauntaun.

I wonder if they used a lightsaber to cut the horse open...
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2011, 01:35:49 PM »
Hey its a horse, not a tauntaun.

I wonder if they used a lightsaber to cut the horse open...
Beat me to it, you nerf herder.

Could be worse, he could have called you a scruffy nerf herder.
     

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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2011, 01:38:54 PM »
If you're going to do that why tell the public and release the photos, straight up asking for it.

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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2011, 01:39:19 PM »
Hey its a horse, not a tauntaun.

I wonder if they used a lightsaber to cut the horse open...
Beat me to it, you nerf herder.

Could be worse, he could have called you a scruffy nerf herder.
Who you calling scruffy?
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2011, 02:16:01 PM »
Its "scruffy looking" and Han says: "Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2011, 02:39:22 PM »
Nice puns guys very funnay
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2011, 03:22:45 PM »
Although I'd definitely never do that myself, I really can't see what the hell is so bad about that compared to the thorough slaughtering of millions of livestock creatures that happens every year. ALL of the controversial shit occurred after it was killed in (according to the story in the OP) the most humane way possible. Too many people get their panties in a ruffle and wanna give people guff about doing something that is really no big deal just because it makes them uncomfortable.
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2011, 03:51:29 PM »
I agree.  To each, their own.  Sounds pretty vile, but I don't see any reason why it's anybody else's business. 
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2011, 03:52:46 PM »
Least she didn't drink her own piss...

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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2011, 03:54:46 PM »
Least she didn't drink her own piss...
ummm....I've done that.....on a dare......it's pretty gross.  :facepalm: Not that one should expect otherwise.
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2011, 04:21:46 PM »
Least she didn't drink her own piss...
ummm....I've done that.....on a dare......it's pretty gross.  :facepalm: Not that one should expect otherwise.

+1...some dares are better left alone...wouldn't even recommend it to someone born without taste buds :puke:
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2011, 05:11:55 PM »
That's pretty screwed up. Oh well, I guess.

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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2011, 05:52:24 PM »
Fletch: "What are you in for Ben?"
Ben: "Molesting a dead horse."
Fletch: "Oh, well there's no crime in that. It's your right as an American. I'm trying to cut down myself."
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2011, 09:19:25 PM »
Before we start assuming their innocence, can anyone verify the location of Sarah Jessica Parker?
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2011, 10:03:31 PM »
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Re: A little horsing around.
« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2011, 10:51:52 PM »
Fletch: "What are you in for Ben?"
Ben Dover: "Molesting a dead horse."
Fletch: "Oh, well there's no crime in that. It's your right as an American. I'm trying to cut down myself."

fixed -- great movie

Before we start assuming their innocence, can anyone verify the location of Sarah Jessica Parker?

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