Author Topic: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread? (Read 4983 times)

TimmyHiggy · « **Reply #35 on:** October 19, 2011, 04:35:08 AM »

my favourite music sex story was my friend who said he had his music playing from his computer on shuffle, consequently he lost his virginity to "Zombie Nation"

Lynxo · « **Reply #36 on:** October 19, 2011, 05:01:42 AM »

Btw, I don't recommend Meshuggah as sex music...it gets ugly..

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #37 on:** October 19, 2011, 05:32:58 AM »

not surprisingly I can be descriptively creepy if people really insist.

or not.

I lasted 5 actual minutes.

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #38 on:** October 19, 2011, 06:53:28 AM »

I can't ms paint, so here's a greentext version:

>be 14
>be horny as all fuck
>girl who I used to date is over
>we used to do shit sexually
>do more shit sexually
>get C- blowjob
>girl suggests we do it
>fuckyea.jpg
>last all of 45 seconds
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg
>girl has daughter nine months later...
>fuck my life
>discover I'm not the only guy she slept with at that time
>crisis averted

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #39 on:** October 19, 2011, 07:25:38 AM »

^^DNA test please^^

Congratulations.jpg

emindead · « **Reply #40 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:20:00 AM »

Mine would include the forum and the joke "emindad" in it.

zxlkho · « **Reply #41 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:23:01 AM »

Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on October 19, 2011, 06:53:28 AM

I can't ms paint, so here's a greentext version:

>be 14
>be horny as all fuck
>girl who I used to date is over
>we used to do shit sexually
>do more shit sexually
>get C- blowjob
>girl suggests we do it
>fuckyea.jpg
>last all of 45 seconds
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg
>girl has daughter nine months later...
>fuck my life
>discover I'm not the only guy she slept with at that time
>crisis averted

holy shit did this really happen?

antigoon · « **Reply #42 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:28:10 AM »

Quote from: emindead on October 19, 2011, 09:20:00 AM

Mine would include the forum and the joke "emindad" in it.

I remember that!

PlaysLikeMyung · « **Reply #43 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:45:47 AM »

Quote from: zxlkho on October 19, 2011, 09:23:01 AM

Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on October 19, 2011, 06:53:28 AM
I can't ms paint, so here's a greentext version:

>be 14
>be horny as all fuck
>girl who I used to date is over
>we used to do shit sexually
>do more shit sexually
>get C- blowjob
>girl suggests we do it
>fuckyea.jpg
>last all of 45 seconds
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg
>girl has daughter nine months later...
>fuck my life
>discover I'm not the only guy she slept with at that time
>crisis averted

holy shit did this really happen?

Yes. Imagine you're 14 and freaking the fuck out because you might have gotten somebody pregnant :x

bout to crash · « **Reply #44 on:** October 20, 2011, 12:31:53 AM »

holy shit

Perpetual Change · « **Reply #45 on:** October 20, 2011, 12:44:59 AM »

So wait, did you actually know she was pregnant? Or did you just not see her for nine months and then viola?

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #46 on:** October 20, 2011, 12:46:33 AM »

Quote from: Perpetual Change on October 20, 2011, 12:44:59 AM

So wait, did you actually know she was pregnant? Or did you just not see her for nine months and then viola?

Exactly how many centimeters do you have to be dilated to squeeze one of them bad boys out?

Perpetual Change · « **Reply #47 on:** October 20, 2011, 03:07:00 AM »

Don't get it.

Orbert · « **Reply #48 on:** October 20, 2011, 07:52:38 AM »

You probably meant "voila!" - as in "here it is, check it out!"

Instead, the image was of her giving birth to

Perpetual Change · « **Reply #49 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:01:52 AM »

Hahaha. I don't remember the proper emoticon for that, so I'll just say

+

Orbert · « **Reply #50 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:19:24 AM »

It's okay. For a long time, I had no idea how "vwala" was spelled, as I'd only ever heard it spoken, never seen it written. The first time I encountered it in written form, I thought it said "viola" and wondered if there was some alternate definition or something.

So now, just to be silly, I say "viola" sometimes instead of "voila". Insert the key, turn the knob, and "vee-oh-lah" the door opens!

bout to crash · « **Reply #51 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:41:09 AM »

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #52 on:** October 23, 2011, 09:26:27 PM »

Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on October 17, 2011, 06:29:34 PM

I would make one, but it was just ordinary.

alirocker08 · « **Reply #53 on:** October 24, 2011, 06:07:53 AM »

I don't have a funny or amusing losing my virginity/first kiss/whatever story. It's kind of tragic really. My boyfriend didn't know he was my first boyfriend until a week after we started dating, so our first kiss was a rushed little thing in between going to a lesson. As for losing my virginity? We were round at his house without his parents, watching children's TV. He was in the mood but I wanted to watch Horrible Histories which was coming on next, but in reality I felt it was too soon.

Is it any wonder that I got dumped?

Lynxo · « **Reply #54 on:** October 24, 2011, 06:18:47 AM »

Quote from: alirocker08 on October 24, 2011, 06:07:53 AM

I don't have a funny or amusing losing my virginity/first kiss/whatever story. It's kind of tragic really. My boyfriend didn't know he was my first boyfriend until a week after we started dating, so our first kiss was a rushed little thing in between going to a lesson. As for losing my virginity? We were round at his house without his parents, watching children's TV. He was in the mood but I wanted to watch Horrible Histories which was coming on next, but in reality I felt it was too soon.

Is it any wonder that I got dumped?

Yes, it certainly is. If that was the reason then I'd say you're better off without him.