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Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« on: October 17, 2011, 12:44:23 PM »
Well I'm bringin' it back because I found this on Photobucket:

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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2011, 12:46:06 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2011, 03:02:31 PM »
 :lol


Based on a true story

Never have sex to records

edit: it should be noted that 18 minutes is how long the side is and not exclusively "sex time"  :lol
« Last Edit: October 17, 2011, 03:31:59 PM by ZBomber »
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2011, 03:07:05 PM »
:rollin :rollin

holy shit did that actually happen
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2011, 03:55:15 PM »
Was Really Tall Naked Guy actually in the state you drew him in?
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2011, 03:55:54 PM »
Quote from: ZBomber on October 17, 2011, 03:02:31 PM
Never have sex to records

edit: it should be noted that 18 minutes is how long the side is and not exclusively "sex time"  :lol

There are very creative ways to flip the record. Think outside the bun.
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2011, 06:25:59 PM »
I am extremely disappointed that no one else is posting their submissions.  :(
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2011, 06:28:44 PM »
It may have to do with many of us being virgins. 
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2011, 06:29:34 PM »
I would make one, but it was just ordinary. :P
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2011, 06:47:35 PM »
very little is ordinary through the magic of MS Paint art
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2011, 06:53:33 PM »
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2011, 07:21:31 PM »
Quote from: Dark Castle on October 17, 2011, 06:53:33 PM


 :tup it opens up much more problems then you may think it will solve. imfho of course
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2011, 07:29:28 PM »
I cant seem to download MS paint, so I'll just say there was Neal Morse DVD on (SSAB) and I painted her chest and downward a white color.

It felt so wrong and yet so right at the time.
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2011, 07:37:52 PM »
I had diarrhea and got caught watching the Orlando/Chicago XFL football game.
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2011, 07:41:38 PM »
Quote from: ZBomber on October 17, 2011, 06:25:59 PM
I am extremely disappointed that no one else is posting their submissions.  :(

Mine's not particularly interesting or funny, so I can't really be bothered.
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2011, 08:09:04 PM »
Quote from: bout to crash on October 17, 2011, 12:44:23 PM
Well I'm bringin' it back because I found this on Photobucket:



You wore your shirt the entire time?
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2011, 11:32:23 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on October 17, 2011, 06:28:44 PM
It may have to do with many of us being virgins.
:sadpanda:

How about first kiss or encounters with the opposite (or maybe same) sex in general? My first kiss was kind of funny too actually.


Quote from: ZBomber on October 17, 2011, 03:02:31 PM

edit: it should be noted that 18 minutes is how long the side is and not exclusively "sex time"  :lol

 :lol... I have had that problem pre-sex before. He was all like 'OMG YOU HAVE BLACK SABBATH RECORDS" and I put one on and the side ended right when shit was about to get serious... so instead I grabbed my iPod and put on Signify  :D

Quote from: axeman90210 on October 17, 2011, 06:47:35 PM
very little is ordinary through the magic of MS Paint art
:tup


Quote from: El Barto on October 17, 2011, 03:55:15 PM
Was Really Tall Naked Guy actually in the state you drew him in?
:rollin

No, thank gawd. At least not that I recall...

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You wore your shirt the entire time?

Yes!  :lol... it's been hanging on my closet door at my mom's ever since. It's GLITTERY!
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2011, 04:45:23 AM »
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2011, 04:56:42 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2011, 05:47:29 AM »
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2011, 06:57:57 AM »
Quote from: Sigz on October 17, 2011, 07:41:38 PM
Quote from: ZBomber on October 17, 2011, 06:25:59 PM
I am extremely disappointed that no one else is posting their submissions.  :(

Mine's not particularly interesting or funny, so I can't really be bothered.
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2011, 09:07:31 AM »
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Quote from: Sigz on July 06, 2011, 06:58:52 PM
Oh Jackie, always jumping to the most homoerotic possibility.

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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2011, 09:18:58 AM »
...And that's as much detail as the board is getting :P
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2011, 04:11:33 PM »
 :'(
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2011, 04:46:36 PM »
Quote from: bout to crash on October 17, 2011, 11:32:23 PM
Quote from: MasterShakezula on October 17, 2011, 06:28:44 PM
It may have to do with many of us being virgins.
:sadpanda:

How about first kiss or encounters with the opposite (or maybe same) sex in general? My first kiss was kind of funny too actually.
9 years old (pretend we're wearing clothes):
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2011, 04:51:53 PM »
Quote from: Perpetual Change on October 18, 2011, 06:26:26 AM

that was kinda like mine, run of the mill slightly rushed and under foreplay'd virginity losing...
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2011, 06:44:49 PM »
Yeah, pretty much. But when both people are virgins I don't know if foreplay even really helps. lol.
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2011, 08:34:13 PM »
I don't even have a first kiss to draw out.

Though, if you guys are interested, I could make a comic of this one time I accidentally touched a friend's boob. 
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2011, 08:38:29 PM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on October 18, 2011, 08:34:13 PM
I don't even have a first kiss to draw out.

Though, if you guys are interested, I could make a comic of this one time I accidentally touched a friend's boob.
Do it, I'd draw out mine, but I'm too lazy.
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2011, 09:17:19 PM »
The circumstances were interesting, but I can't even imagine how I'd draw it in Paint because I completely suck as a graphic artist.

Gonna have to think about this.
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2011, 10:35:30 PM »
No sex for me yet. And my first kiss was too adorable and awesome to be funny. :(
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2011, 10:51:07 PM »
Not first kiss/sex/etc, but an amusing thing that happened to me about a year ago. It was bloody awkward for a few moments there.


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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2011, 10:56:01 PM »
Did you have to wait three more days to fuck her?
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Re: Does anyone remember the "How You Lost Your Virginity vs. MS Paint" thread?
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2011, 04:09:44 AM »
 :lol :lol
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