Author Topic: Insult the DTFer Above You, Shakespeare Style!!! (Read 1675 times)

lonestar · « **on:** October 21, 2011, 02:42:38 AM »

As the title says, insult the guy above you, using this format...

Feel free to add your own touches, but please stick to the spirit of it.
First responder, have at me!!!

obscure · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2011, 02:54:32 AM »

Thou saucy common-kissing horn- beast!

I don't know what any of these means... So I don't know what I've just called you

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:35:58 AM »

saucy=you

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:15:39 AM »

Thou yeasty tickle-brained foot-licker!

Pols Voice · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:24:37 AM »

Thou lumpish beef-witted hedge-pig!

On another note, verily, thou art a spoony bard!

Progmetty · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2011, 06:59:33 AM »

Suck my giglet.

RoeDent · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2011, 08:22:23 AM »

Thou loggerheaded dread-bolted flap-dragon

Podaar · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2011, 08:59:48 AM »

Thou puny spur-galled cod-piece!

lonestar · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2011, 09:01:51 AM »

Thou droning, hasty witted, joithead!!!

Liberation · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2011, 09:05:04 AM »

Thou dissembling, hell-hated vassal.

This will be a source of inspiration for me for weeks... Thank you.

wkiml · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2011, 09:48:44 AM »

Thou Lumpish Rump-fed malt worm

Zydar · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2011, 09:51:26 AM »

You unmuzzled sheep-biting codpiece!

Summers · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2011, 10:01:09 AM »

Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver’d, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mungril bitch.

jfwund · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2011, 12:52:02 PM »

Yes -- King Lear has the best insults in Shakespeare's canon. But you left out the best one:
Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter!

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:13:19 PM »

Thou frothy flap-mouthed foot-licker.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:21:31 PM »

Thou reeky sheep biting puttock!!

dethklok09 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:24:22 PM »

Thou spongy full gorged coxcomb

bout to crash · « **Reply #17 on:** October 22, 2011, 01:02:26 AM »

Thou cockered, fen-sucked pignut.

gm5k · « **Reply #18 on:** October 22, 2011, 01:38:55 AM »

Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on October 21, 2011, 03:13:19 PM

Thou frothy flap-mouthed foot-licker.

Was about to do this exact same one and figured someone else had thought of it. I was right. I'll go with...

Thou yeasty, bat-fowling strumpet.

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2011, 09:51:04 AM »

Thou rank fen-sucked bladder!

masterthes · « **Reply #20 on:** October 24, 2011, 04:06:06 AM »

Thou droning elf-skinned fustilarian

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #21 on:** October 24, 2011, 04:14:47 AM »

Thou loggerheaded flaccid-sucking flap-dragon

alirocker08 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 24, 2011, 06:03:32 AM »

I bite my thumb at you sir.

obscure · « **Reply #23 on:** October 24, 2011, 07:23:49 AM »

I missed thou trouble-making heartless man-eater

alirocker08 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 24, 2011, 09:05:16 AM »

I missed thou also, my golden haired harlot <3

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Author Topic: Insult the DTFer Above You, Shakespeare Style!!! (Read 1675 times)