So next weekend I'm gonna have a jam session with a couple of friends from work, so bought myself some new earplugs, and the following are quoted directly from the little instruction manual that comes with them:
"A light moistening of the flanges simplifies fitting."
"Remove with a slow twisting motion."
"Clean the flanges with warm water and soft hand soap."
"Blow dry the canal and dry the flanges."
"When clean and dry, reinsert the stem into the flange."I know it's puerile of me, but these all had me giggling hysterically, and it makes you think - they must have been aware of the innuendo when writing them, surely!
Anyone else got any good examples of this kind of thing?