jesus christ netlfix

[Jamesman42]

great job more stuf f to watch

[MetalManiac666]

cool thread

[glaurung]

Cool story, bro.

[mizzl]

jamesman + alcohol = this thread

[MetalManiac666]

jamesman + being jamesman = this thread

[Jamesman42]

i agree and from here

[Gadough]

Hey guys remember that one time that Jamesman made a drunk thread?

[glaurung]

That'd never happen. Jamesman is a fine upstanding citizen of DTF and would never stoop to that kind of debauchery.

[Liberation]

I believe that you, my fellow inhabitants of Dream Theater Forums, have misunderstood the incredible, unmeasurable depth of this thread.

I'm forced to think that this is because of not trying to address enough effort for the purpose of understanding and fully absorbing the genius Mr. Jamesman is communicating us in this thread. In this one, simple phrase: "great job more stuf f to watch", which even seems like written with improper spelling and without the necessary punctuation, there's a lot of intellectual depth to be found.

Let's start with the word "great". It instantly means you're about to witness something massive and monumental; a great, inspiring force which may drive you for the rest of the day. The word "job" however, has a possibly contradictory, but actually very important meaning when combined with the first one - it brings us down to earth, it means the great benefit we can get from this thread cannot be achieved so simply; it requires a significant amount of work to achieve.

However, my favourite part is the second half: "more stuf f to watch". It's very mysterious and poetic, it seems very simple but given enough thought, quickly reveals some mysterious, spiritual meaning. It can simply mean the author is glad to have a greater variety in his choice of movies; however, I believe there's something more. Maybe he means watching his inner self? Watching the future fate of the world unfold before our eyes? Many meanings are possible.

I am absolutely fascinated by the genius of this post - it seems very simplistic, maybe even slightly incoherent, but it hides a great meaning. I wish I could see more excellent writing like this in our modern times.

[glaurung]

tl;dr

[alirocker08]

I believe that you, my fellow inhabitants of Dream Theater Forums, have misunderstood the incredible, unmeasurable depth of this thread.

I'm forced to think that this is because of not trying to address enough effort for the purpose of understanding and fully absorbing the genius Mr. Jamesman is communicating us in this thread. In this one, simple phrase: "great job more stuf f to watch", which even seems like written with improper spelling and without the necessary punctuation, there's a lot of intellectual depth to be found.

Let's start with the word "great". It instantly means you're about to witness something massive and monumental; a great, inspiring force which may drive you for the rest of the day. The word "job" however, has a possibly contradictory, but actually very important meaning when combined with the first one - it brings us down to earth, it means the great benefit we can get from this thread cannot be achieved so simply; it requires a significant amount of work to achieve.

However, my favourite part is the second half: "more stuf f to watch". It's very mysterious and poetic, it seems very simple but given enough thought, quickly reveals some mysterious, spiritual meaning. It can simply mean the author is glad to have a greater variety in his choice of movies; however, I believe there's something more. Maybe he means watching his inner self? Watching the future fate of the world unfold before our eyes? Many meanings are possible.

I am absolutely fascinated by the genius of this post - it seems very simplistic, maybe even slightly incoherent, but it hides a great meaning. I wish I could see more excellent writing like this in our modern times.

This kind of bullshitting is exactly what could help you pass English Language. Do it.

[MasterShakezula]

I'll fix your nettle anyday, James. 

[zxlkho]

thest bread ever.

[Summers]

No. 



This is the best bread ever. 

[Liberation]

This kind of bullshitting is exactly what could help you pass English Language. Do it.

We had the same kind of bullshit on Polish lessons so I know what you mean. This was at least fun because it was on purpose and in English (making it more of a challenge).

[MykeHavoc]

Agreed OP! Rockin' some My Name is Earl at the moment

[Tick]

I canceled mine a couple weeks ago and I'm still to stream movies on my Wii. I mean, if its there, I'm going to use it.

[Jamesman42]

i cant stop thinnking about the homan centipeed, why is it stuclk in my mind

[MasterShakezula]

I canceled mine a couple weeks ago and I'm still to stream movies on my Wii. I mean, if its there, I'm going to use it.

I'm jealous that you have a Wii.

My grandparents would never buy me one, because it was so expensive, and they think video games aren't essential to me.

(They're out of their mind, clearly.)

i cant stop thinnking about the homan centipeed, why is it stuclk in my mind

Don't stop; instead, you should embrace it. 

[Jamesman42]

i was jusst thinking  ' owow, ass to mouth," this is a movie foe gadouh"

[MasterShakezula]

Ass to mouth isn't for me.  I really do not want to have anything to do with the interior of a person's rear.  The exterior can be marvelous, though, if they have a good one, but I still wouldn't make contact with my mouth, though; that's just gross.

[Jamesman42]

anti poster who you waanna roaster
lookin like a burnin piece bread in a toaster
cut you arounnd the edges cuz i dont like the crust
slap som,e jam on you if i feel that i must
masta sanwicha
lemme getcha picture
let me see your mom again so that im gonna hit her

[glaurung]

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth.

[MasterShakezula]

anti poster who you waanna roaster
lookin like a burnin piece bread in a toaster
cut you arounnd the edges cuz i dont like the crust
slap som,e jam on you if i feel that i must
masta sanwicha
lemme getcha picture
let me see your mom again so that im gonna hit her

I really liked that poem.  Next time I'm romantically involved with a girl, I'll recite it to her and probably get to butter her bread. 

Probably.

[black_biff_stadler]

I thought "ass-to-mouth" usually meant pulling it out of an ass and sticking it in their mouth.

In other news I was just snacking on some shredded cheddar and washed it down with cran-grape juice and the aftertaste is pleasantly similar to blueberry cheesecake

[Jamesman42]

The saltiness of cheese with the sweetness of juice is an awesome combo

I am obviously sobering up now

[Super Dude]

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth.

Don't tell that to Elias.

[tjanuranus]

Netflix is as a butfuck does.

[TioJorge]

Vaginas are nice, so is Netflix; that's why I posted this.

[Jamesman42]

I'm glad you did.

[TioJorge]

I'm glad you did.

 

[Jamesman42]

I could see this working. Watching Netflix in our undies, I mean.

[TioJorge]

Oh yes, certainly. It's comfortable, AND it leads to sex. Who's there? H.I.M.?

[tjanuranus]

[TioJorge]

XXX. That's kind-of like a sign for pron. If you didn't know. Or I could be telling you that the image you posted isn't showing up. Either or. Areola.