Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey

[bosk1]

The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note

Nah, there's plenty of time for that later.  I think:

Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.

But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes.  Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

Run with lonestar's interference, and have the chick make sweet, sweet bacon grease with the bacon master.

And then the chase is on!

[Dark Castle]

The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note

*cues cheesy seventies porn music*

Nah, we're going to be classy.  *Cues classy as hell Chuck Mangione music* 

[carl320]

Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.

But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes.  Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.

This 

[Jaq]

Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.

But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes.  Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.

This 

Seconded. 

[lonestar]

Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.

But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes.  Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.

This 

Seconded. 

I feel so used.








JK, I'm having the time of my life with this, please carry on as you wish.

[Edan the Man]

I like the suggestions

Having some computer problems at the moment, but hopefully thats all sorted out soon. Worst case scenario, I can just use my laptop.

[bosk1]

...and then she gets her freak on with lonestar and sneaks away at night while he is sleeping, but not before stealing her clothes back and his chef duds, leaving him with nothing but his frying pan to cover up with.

[lonestar]

...and then she gets her freak on with lonestar and sneaks away at night while he is sleeping, but not before stealing her clothes back and his chef duds, leaving him with nothing but his frying pan to cover up with.

No, seriously,

[Edan the Man]

My computer is all better now, so new chapter after I get home!

[lonestar]

Sweet!!!

[Edan the Man]

Work on chapter 20 of Duncan's Amazing Journey is underway.

You know, the hardest part every time doing these is ending on a good point that leaves plenty of room for new suggestions on the next part. Writing my way around to that is always a fun challenge.

[lonestar]

Take your time, bud.  We'll be here, waiting patiently.

[Jaq]

Awesome. I love these comics, they're hilariously good.

[black_biff_stadler]

Take your time, bud.  We'll be here, waiting patiently.

Loney's right. I will be right here waiting for you.

[Edan the Man]

[lonestar]

BRB getting laid

[Ultimetalhead]

Oh my god. 

Knock and pretend you're delivering a pizza.

[lonestar]

Oh my god. 

Knock and pretend you're delivering a pizza.

Or pretend your a missionary.

[bosk1]

Get R2 to open it!

...or either of the above suggestions are fine, too.

[Ħ]

I love this thread SO MUCH.

Duncan should fall down on his knees and pray "Thy will be done".

That oughtta get the door open.

[lonestar]

Get R2 to open it!

Thanks bosk, now I look like a complete ass in the middle of Starbucks.

[bosk1]

Get R2 to open it!

Thanks bosk, now I look like a complete ass in the middle of Starbucks.

An unexpected and totally irrelevant Star Wars cameo is never a bad thing, right? 

[lonestar]

Get R2 to open it!

Thanks bosk, now I look like a complete ass in the middle of Starbucks.

An unexpected and totally irrelevant Star Wars cameo is never a bad thing, right? 

Never, +1 vote from me.

[Jaq]

Get R2 to open it!

...or either of the above suggestions are fine, too.

Nothing I can suggest can possibly top this one 

[Edan the Man]

oh god

[King Postwhore]

Use a piece of lonestar's bacon as a Slim Jim to unlock the door.

[Zydar]

Knock on the door and say you're a "twoop leader" from the Wilderness Girls, and that you're selling cookies.

[BlobVanDam]

I'd inform the guy that his daughter is getting it on with the bacon man. Clearly there are unresolved daddy issues here, so that might stir him out.

If not, then I will make the contrived assumption that Duncan took a fork from the bacon stand, which he will use to dig his way through the solid door. This will obviously take him a long period of time.

[bosk1]

I also need to say that even though I've met lonestar in real life, I can't help but read his parts in Tim Allen's Buzz Lightyear voice, which for some reason makes them even funnier.

[BlobVanDam]

Odd. I read them as Antonio Banderas for some reason.

[bosk1]

Odd. I read them as Antonio Banderas for some reason.

[lonestar]

I also need to say that even though I've met lonestar in real life, I can't help but read his parts in Tim Allen's Buzz Lightyear voice, which for some reason makes them even funnier.

That's kinda the voice I read them in, especially this one...


It's kinda confusing in a really funny way.

Odd. I read them as Antonio Banderas for some reason.

What the hell 

[BlobVanDam]

What the hell 

this.

Is this becoming a trend that every page has a comic drawn by someone else now?

[ThroughHerEyesDude6]

I think that should be a DTF meme...a sword being thrown in the air just before sexy time occurs.