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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #245 on: November 07, 2011, 07:56:10 AM »

The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note


Nah, there's plenty of time for that later.  I think:

Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.

But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes.  Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #246 on: November 07, 2011, 08:04:20 AM »
Run with lonestar's interference, and have the chick make sweet, sweet bacon grease with the bacon master.

And then the chase is on!

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #247 on: November 07, 2011, 08:28:18 AM »

The lass should become a comical villain, and every time they meet up, they end up getting their freak on, just a note

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #248 on: November 07, 2011, 09:06:32 AM »
Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.

But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes.  Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.

This  :corn
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #249 on: November 07, 2011, 09:52:49 AM »
Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.

But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes.  Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.

This  :corn

Seconded.  :lol
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #250 on: November 07, 2011, 01:56:34 PM »
Give her a charming smile. Offer her bacon.

But then lonestar, who is deeply offended, steps in to voice his displeasure, and she becomes deeply puzzled and distracted by the fact that he is wearing her clothes.  Duncan uses this to escape and go after Herman.

This  :corn

Seconded.  :lol

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #251 on: November 07, 2011, 06:45:44 PM »
I like the suggestions :lol

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #252 on: November 07, 2011, 06:51:07 PM »
...and then she gets her freak on with lonestar and sneaks away at night while he is sleeping, but not before stealing her clothes back and his chef duds, leaving him with nothing but his frying pan to cover up with.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #253 on: November 07, 2011, 08:16:37 PM »
...and then she gets her freak on with lonestar and sneaks away at night while he is sleeping, but not before stealing her clothes back and his chef duds, leaving him with nothing but his frying pan to cover up with.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #254 on: November 09, 2011, 12:08:56 AM »
My computer is all better now, so new chapter after I get home!

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« Reply #255 on: November 09, 2011, 12:12:50 AM »
Sweet!!!

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #256 on: November 09, 2011, 07:41:59 AM »
Work on chapter 20 of Duncan's Amazing Journey is underway.

You know, the hardest part every time doing these is ending on a good point that leaves plenty of room for new suggestions on the next part. Writing my way around to that is always a fun challenge.

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #257 on: November 09, 2011, 07:49:29 AM »
Take your time, bud.  We'll be here, waiting patiently. :caffeine:

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #258 on: November 09, 2011, 11:09:35 AM »
Awesome. I love these comics, they're hilariously good.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #259 on: November 09, 2011, 11:14:30 AM »
Take your time, bud.  We'll be here, waiting patiently. :caffeine:

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #261 on: November 09, 2011, 12:29:50 PM »
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #262 on: November 09, 2011, 12:54:54 PM »
Oh my god.  :lol

Knock and pretend you're delivering a pizza.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #263 on: November 09, 2011, 12:57:32 PM »
Oh my god.  :lol

Knock and pretend you're delivering a pizza.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #264 on: November 09, 2011, 02:20:56 PM »
Get R2 to open it!

...or either of the above suggestions are fine, too.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #265 on: November 09, 2011, 02:27:54 PM »
I love this thread SO MUCH.

Duncan should fall down on his knees and pray "Thy will be done".

That oughtta get the door open.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #266 on: November 09, 2011, 02:28:16 PM »
Get R2 to open it!



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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #267 on: November 09, 2011, 02:31:39 PM »
Get R2 to open it!



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Thanks bosk, now I look like a complete ass in the middle of Starbucks.

An unexpected and totally irrelevant Star Wars cameo is never a bad thing, right?  :biggrin:
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #268 on: November 09, 2011, 02:36:33 PM »
Get R2 to open it!



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Thanks bosk, now I look like a complete ass in the middle of Starbucks.

An unexpected and totally irrelevant Star Wars cameo is never a bad thing, right?  :biggrin:

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #269 on: November 09, 2011, 02:43:53 PM »
Get R2 to open it!

...or either of the above suggestions are fine, too.

Nothing I can suggest can possibly top this one  :rollin
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #270 on: November 09, 2011, 07:09:17 PM »
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #271 on: November 09, 2011, 07:45:48 PM »
Use a piece of lonestar's bacon as a Slim Jim to unlock the door.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #272 on: November 10, 2011, 12:29:52 AM »
Knock on the door and say you're a "twoop leader" from the Wilderness Girls, and that you're selling cookies.
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« Reply #273 on: November 10, 2011, 01:45:04 AM »
I'd inform the guy that his daughter is getting it on with the bacon man. Clearly there are unresolved daddy issues here, so that might stir him out.

If not, then I will make the contrived assumption that Duncan took a fork from the bacon stand, which he will use to dig his way through the solid door. This will obviously take him a long period of time.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #274 on: November 10, 2011, 11:20:39 PM »
I also need to say that even though I've met lonestar in real life, I can't help but read his parts in Tim Allen's Buzz Lightyear voice, which for some reason makes them even funnier.
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« Reply #275 on: November 10, 2011, 11:33:17 PM »
Odd. I read them as Antonio Banderas for some reason.
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« Reply #276 on: November 11, 2011, 12:10:11 AM »
Odd. I read them as Antonio Banderas for some reason.

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« Reply #277 on: November 11, 2011, 12:12:03 AM »
I also need to say that even though I've met lonestar in real life, I can't help but read his parts in Tim Allen's Buzz Lightyear voice, which for some reason makes them even funnier.
That's kinda the voice I read them in, especially this one...


It's kinda confusing in a really funny way.
Odd. I read them as Antonio Banderas for some reason.



What the hell  :rollin

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #278 on: November 11, 2011, 12:35:28 AM »
What the hell  :rollin

:lol this.

Is this becoming a trend that every page has a comic drawn by someone else now? :lol
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure Comic Extravaganza v. Duncan's Amazing Journey
« Reply #279 on: November 11, 2011, 12:36:01 AM »
I think that should be a DTF meme...a sword being thrown in the air just before sexy time occurs.