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Offline Perpetual Change

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Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« on: September 21, 2011, 12:34:44 AM »
What a headline:

https://nation.foxnews.com/bill-clinton/2011/09/20/impeached-president-says-global-warming-deniers-embarrass-america
"Impeached President Says Global Warming Deniers Embarrass America"

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 12:38:45 AM »
Best headline since Dewey beat Truman.   :facepalm:

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 08:55:03 AM »
Oh my God :lol

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 10:20:29 AM »
To be fair, I don't hold anything from FOX Nation against them as a news outfit.  Their standard headlines, while not as overt, are equally ridiculous though.
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 10:31:41 AM »
Gosh :lol
They almost went with "Head Receiving President Says Global Warming Deniers Embarrass America"
I wouldn't want somebody with 18 kids to mow my damn lawn, based on a longstanding bias I have against crazy fucks.

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 10:50:48 AM »
It's a terrible headline, but my disdain for Clinton balances out that for Fox News. I would have made the headline even more coarse: "grandstanding, self-righteous attention whore offers unsolicited opinion on climate change."
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 10:57:31 AM »
"grandstanding, self-righteous attention whore offers unsolicited opinion on climate change."
That sounds a lot like an Onion headline. :)

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 10:58:00 AM »
It's a terrible headline, but my disdain for Clinton balances out that for Fox News. I would have made the headline even more course: "grandstanding, self-righteous attention whore offers unsolicited opinion on climate change."

Good to know where you stand on objective journalism.  :tup
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2011, 11:00:27 AM »
grandstanding, self-righteous attention whore

I.e., any head of state.

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2011, 11:29:42 AM »
It's a terrible headline, but my disdain for Clinton balances out that for Fox News. I would have made the headline even more course: "grandstanding, self-righteous attention whore offers unsolicited opinion on climate change."

Good to know where you stand on objective journalism.  :tup
You're most welcome.

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2011, 01:25:31 PM »
Gosh :lol
They almost went with "Head Receiving President Says Global Warming Deniers Embarrass America"

Fuck, that made me laugh really hard  :rollin

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2011, 03:00:55 PM »
Well... that rapist WAS impeached... for lying under oath.

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2011, 03:08:12 PM »
Well... that rapist WAS impeached... for lying under oath.

rapist?

learn to fucking history

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2011, 03:10:42 PM »
Well... that rapist WAS impeached... for lying under oath.

Hey, it wasn't rape, I technically submitted.

I mean, you would too, the man is charming as hell.
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2011, 03:21:18 PM »
I suspect he's referring to Anita Broderick.  It appears that as long as it slanders the other side,  unsubstantiated accusations are automatically statements of fact.
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2011, 03:34:56 PM »
Clinton WAS impeached. He didn't pass the impeachment process nor was he removed from office.

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2011, 03:56:47 PM »
"grandstanding, self-righteous attention whore offers unsolicited opinion on climate change."
That sounds a lot like an Onion headline. :)
Well, if you're going to commit character assassination, you mind as well be funny. I'm talking to you, Fox News.

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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2011, 04:12:57 PM »
I don't know if it's as good as "Obama's Hip-Hop BBQ Didn't Create Jobs."
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2011, 04:27:51 PM »
"rapist"   :rollin

Dawg was just that:  A DAWG   :metal

Best president we've had, probably in 50 years, maybe more.  The economy literally fucking EXPLODED under his watch.  And the way it works in American politics, in case you haven't been paying attention is, if it happens on your watch, you get credit, good, bad or ugly.

Bill Clinton is pretty much my hero.  I wish he hadn't cheated on his wife, because that's something I don't condone and would never do, but we, as a nation, pretty much idolize JFK and he was well known for cheating on his wife.

I won't hold President Clinton to a different standard.  This country FLOURISHED under his leadership, and BOTH presidents since have, quite frankly, sucked a mile of wombat ass in comparison.






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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2011, 05:00:15 PM »
I don't know if it's as good as "Obama's Hip-Hop BBQ Didn't Create Jobs."
I agree. But the fact that it generated an Onion comparison is satisfactory.

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2011, 08:39:56 PM »
Guess you guys are all blind to the fact that ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CNN, MSNBC are all so far up Obama's ass that he has to take a shit for them to know what to report.  I thought prog fans were supposed to be more intelligent than Green Day, A7X, GAGA fans.  Whatever...
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2011, 08:51:24 PM »
Personally,  I really get a kick out of being called stupid by people who don't even understand the particulars of the topic at hand.
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2011, 08:52:32 PM »
I don't know if it's as good as "Obama's Hip-Hop BBQ Didn't Create Jobs."

Does this website exist just to prove every negative stereotype people have about Republicans?

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« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2011, 09:17:04 PM »
Funny how you can paint a scenario and those that know they belong assume you were talking about them.  Priceless.
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2011, 09:26:44 PM »
Guess you guys are all blind to the fact that ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CNN, MSNBC are all so far up Obama's ass that he has to take a shit for them to know what to report.  I thought prog fans were supposed to be more intelligent than Green Day, A7X, GAGA fans.  Whatever...

If you spend more than eight seconds before posting in P/R, you'll learn that few people here are Obama fans, let alone mainstream media fans. Still, it's not as if the suckery of the alphabet soup you listed justifies that of Fox.
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2011, 09:37:33 PM »
It's all going to be ok guys, just sit down and color.  I know reality is a cold hearted bastard, the adults will keep you safe. 
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2011, 09:41:56 PM »
:lol

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« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2011, 09:48:52 PM »
It's all going to be ok guys, just sit down and color.  I know reality is a cold hearted bastard, the adults will keep you safe. 

And the reality is?

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2011, 09:52:32 PM »
It's quite easy to make simple assumptions about one's intention when their writing reflects simple-mindedness. 
Argument, the presentation of reasonable views, never makes headway against conviction, and conviction takes no part in argument because it knows.
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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2011, 09:55:49 PM »
Gosh :lol
They almost went with "Head Receiving President Says Global Warming Deniers Embarrass America"

 :rollin

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« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2011, 10:13:33 PM »
I'm encouraged about the interest in reality, the beginning of wisdom is an acknowlegement of lack of understanding.  So, we will start with the basics:

1.  There is a God
2. There is a right and wrong
3. You have to learn the right and wrong.

Once you get these down, let me know. 
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« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2011, 10:14:52 PM »
1.  There is a God
2. There is a right and wrong
3. You have to learn the right and wrong.

I agree with all three of these.

Now what are you going on about?

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« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2011, 10:43:10 PM »
1.  There is a God
2. There is a right and wrong
3. You have to learn the right and wrong.

I agree with all three of these.

Now what are you going on about?

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Re: Take back any benefit of the doubt you ever gave Fox News
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2011, 11:06:51 PM »
1.  There is a God
2. There is a right and wrong
3. You have to learn the right and wrong.

I agree with all three of these.

Now what are you going on about?

this


Ban his ass, C. Bass!

Those headlines are awesome.

Be extension, they should have referred to Dick Cheney as a "Shotgun wielding human hunter"