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I have a nut in my throat
« on: September 15, 2011, 04:25:36 AM »
No, really. It's stuck there. I think it's a cashew; I fucking hate cashews but I ate them anyway because they came with the mix. I tried lots of water/tilting my head back and tried throwing it up, now I'm trying bread because some random website said that works. Any other suggestions? I don't want to go to sleep and choke to death.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 04:37:55 AM »
Yeah, eating something is probably the best.

*waits for obligatory deep-throating joke*

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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 04:41:25 AM »
I usually use bread for these cases, but exercise caution and start with small quantities.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2011, 04:47:16 AM »
Thanks. Bread did not help so I stuck my finger down my throat. I would've been such a good bulimic. I think I got most of it but I still feel like there is some in there and can't tell if there is or my throat is just scratched. Drinking hot tea...
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2011, 04:48:41 AM »
As a paramedic I can tell You - eat some bread  ;D
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2011, 04:52:16 AM »
Quote from: rumborak on September 15, 2011, 04:37:55 AM
*waits for obligatory deep-throating joke*

Yeah, the thread title is very, very tempting. :lol
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2011, 04:52:58 AM »
Quote from: bout to crash on September 15, 2011, 04:47:16 AM
can't tell if there is or my throat is just scratched.

Yeah, I was gonna say, that's just bound to happen. It's all out, but it still feels like something foreign is in there because it's irritated.

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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2011, 05:01:07 AM »
Quote from: tri.ad on September 15, 2011, 04:52:16 AM
Quote from: rumborak on September 15, 2011, 04:37:55 AM
*waits for obligatory deep-throating joke*

Yeah, the thread title is very, very tempting. :lol

Sorta what I was going for but I figured someone would at least give a suggestion before saying something like that... so thanks, Ralf :lol

I think my throat must just be irritated now but I might have some more bread before bed just in case.

Bread before bed.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2011, 05:31:15 AM »
I think it's just psychological, or something. You probably got rid of it awhile ago but you're throat is still feeling it because it's not used to having big objects stuck in it (or...?).

Anyway, this one time I got a single grain of rice stuck in my throat. It was annoying. No matter what I did I felt like it wasn't moving, and then I finally said fuck it and went to bed. When I woke up, I obviously didn't feel it anymore because I'd forgotten completely about it.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2011, 05:42:39 AM »
Oh yeah, pretty sure it's gone now but it was definitely there before because some of it came up. Eww.

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because it's not used to having big objects stuck in it (or...?).


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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2011, 07:51:53 AM »
I'm surprised no one has made a blow job joke yet.

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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2011, 08:24:58 AM »
It was me.....sorry...we tied a nut to the end of it...kinky shit....but fun.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2011, 05:05:04 PM »
 :D

I have recovered completely after sleeping ten hours.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2011, 05:06:06 PM »
oh, well let's get a nut back in there, here i am good at this open wide as if you were at the dentist
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2011, 08:44:51 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 15, 2011, 05:06:06 PM
oh, well let's get a nut back in there, here i am good at this open wide as if you were at the dentist

Speaking from personal experiences, no doubt.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2011, 09:00:26 PM »
Yeah, because my nuts go in lots of mouths
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2011, 09:28:25 PM »
Oh you.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2011, 10:42:37 PM »
lol
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2011, 02:35:01 AM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 15, 2011, 09:00:26 PM
Yeah, because my nuts go in lots of mouths
And this is why you've been banned from kennels.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2011, 08:31:57 AM »
oh shi...
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2011, 08:33:17 AM »
This thread is nuts.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2011, 08:38:29 AM »
...which is why Kevin Moore approves of this thread, even though he has lost the taste for nuts.

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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2011, 08:40:50 AM »
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2011, 08:41:16 AM »
Quote from: bout to crash on September 15, 2011, 05:05:04 PM
:D

I have recovered completely after sleeping ten hours.


that's the usual recovery time after having handled my nuts
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2011, 07:01:09 PM »
:eyebrows:
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2011, 07:02:18 PM »
Quote from: bout to crash on September 16, 2011, 08:38:29 AM
...which is why Kevin Moore approves of this thread, even though he has lost the taste for nuts.



Hey little buddy, you should get down from there, it's dangerous
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2011, 08:55:55 PM »
Can you believe it happened again? This time I accidentally the whole thing while taking a bite of my dinner  :|
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2011, 09:01:14 PM »
I think you are doing this on porpouse now just to see how many jokes DTF can come up with  ;)
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2011, 09:28:37 PM »
Quote from: Nekov on September 19, 2011, 09:01:14 PM
I think you are doing this on porpouse now just to see how many jokes DTF can come up with  ;)

She doesn't have the balls to do that
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2011, 09:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 19, 2011, 09:28:37 PM
Quote from: Nekov on September 19, 2011, 09:01:14 PM
I think you are doing this on porpouse now just to see how many jokes DTF can come up with  ;)

She doesn't have the balls to do that

Not in her throat at least.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2011, 10:03:07 PM »
So she doesn't swallow

Deductive reasoning
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2011, 11:01:22 PM »
 I do... it just doesn't always end well  :|
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2011, 11:13:41 PM »
LOL, you're almost as bad as me.  Or worse. 

Not equal, though; I have no parallel. 
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2011, 01:40:12 AM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 19, 2011, 10:03:07 PM
So she doesn't swallow

Deductive reasoning

Quote from: bout to crash on September 19, 2011, 11:01:22 PM
I do... it just doesn't always end well  :|

That's an interesting tidbit of information... on a *completely* unrelated note, wanna date?

Disclaimer: Just making the obvious joke. No stalker.
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Re: I have a nut in my throat
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2011, 08:49:49 AM »
deductive swallowing.

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