Author Topic: A Dramatic Review of Events (*updated) (Read 12617 times)

Implode · « **Reply #35 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:36:02 PM »

When I saw this locked, I thought for sure it was going to the archives.

fsh3702 · « **Reply #36 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:36:37 PM »

OH, I ADMIRE THE AUTHOR'S LITERARY LEVEL.

theseoafs · « **Reply #37 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:39:38 PM »

This is HILARIOUS.

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #38 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:41:13 PM »

Thank god this was unlocked. It got locked before I was able to post this:

Jaffa · « **Reply #39 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:41:49 PM »

Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on September 14, 2011, 06:41:13 PM

DUDE.

XianL · « **Reply #40 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:47:11 PM »

Too much?

AngelBack · « **Reply #41 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:49:16 PM »

I thought Douglas Adams was dead? And who knew he was a DT fan. Enjoyed !!!

TheOutlawXanadu · « **Reply #42 on:** September 14, 2011, 07:40:17 PM »

lonestar · « **Reply #43 on:** September 14, 2011, 08:28:20 PM »

Quote from: Implode on September 14, 2011, 06:36:02 PM

When I saw this locked, I thought for sure it was going to the archives.

Same here.

njdtfan · « **Reply #44 on:** September 14, 2011, 08:30:50 PM »

Cool Bosk! It truly is a hilarious post by the OP. and one that I think us true die hard DT fans get.

chrisbDTM · « **Reply #45 on:** September 14, 2011, 08:55:43 PM »

tl;dr and read the last paragraph, immediately read the rest

reneranucci · « **Reply #46 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:20:34 PM »

TheGoodDoctor · « **Reply #47 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:28:58 PM »

WildeSilas · « **Reply #48 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:55:08 PM »

Cranky · « **Reply #49 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:00:13 PM »

None of this is even credible, I couldn't find any of these interviews online, and I looked everywhere for the band MP started called "5" and it doesn't even exist... Way to make this all up.

Yeah we get it, Build Me Up, Break Me Down sounds a little bit like Surrounded, that doesn't mean the whole entire album is a rip-off of Images & Words...
Let DT do whatever they want, it's their lives not yours.

WildeSilas · « **Reply #50 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:05:13 PM »

Dude, IT IS A JOKE. Lighten up. Have some fun. I made it all up. That's why everyone is laughing about it.

Cranky · « **Reply #51 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:06:19 PM »

Quote from: WildeSilas on September 14, 2011, 10:05:13 PM

Dude, IT IS A JOKE. Lighten up. Have some fun. I made it all up. That's why everyone is laughing about it.

Hmm, troll slightly successful.

I love your post, dude.

I was laughing out loud for ages at every sentence.

WildeSilas · « **Reply #52 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:07:44 PM »

Ouch, you got me. I love this place.

edit: I'm picturing you raging at your web browser all afternoon trying to find references to "5" and thinking, "This poor guy..." LMAO!

Cranky · « **Reply #53 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:08:27 PM »

Quote from: WildeSilas on September 14, 2011, 10:07:44 PM

Ouch, you got me. I love this place.

Hahaha,
it's all in good fun!

serrano · « **Reply #54 on:** September 15, 2011, 05:25:51 AM »

You son of...
Not cool, i was at work.

Orion1967 · « **Reply #55 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:11:34 AM »

Quote from: Cranky on September 14, 2011, 10:00:13 PM

None of this is even credible, I couldn't find any of these interviews online, and I looked everywhere for the band MP started called "5" and it doesn't even exist... Way to make this all up.

Yeah we get it, Build Me Up, Break Me Down sounds a little bit like Surrounded, that doesn't mean the whole entire album is a rip-off of Images & Words...
Let DT do whatever they want, it's their lives not yours.

Uhm... joke? humor, funny? No? nothing?

aXygnus · « **Reply #56 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:28:15 AM »

Reviewing the review...

A for effort.

And A+ for humor. Archive now?

Crash · « **Reply #57 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:31:21 AM »

Quote from: Cranky on September 14, 2011, 10:06:19 PM

Quote from: WildeSilas on September 14, 2011, 10:05:13 PM
Dude, IT IS A JOKE. Lighten up. Have some fun. I made it all up. That's why everyone is laughing about it.

You have to realize that some of these DT folks have had their sense of humors surgically removed so the sense of subtle humor and irony go by totally undetected.

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #58 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:21:36 PM »

Quote from: Orion1967 on September 15, 2011, 11:11:34 AM

Quote from: Cranky on September 14, 2011, 10:00:13 PM
None of this is even credible, I couldn't find any of these interviews online, and I looked everywhere for the band MP started called "5" and it doesn't even exist... Way to make this all up.

Yeah we get it, Build Me Up, Break Me Down sounds a little bit like Surrounded, that doesn't mean the whole entire album is a rip-off of Images & Words...
Let DT do whatever they want, it's their lives not yours.

Uhm... joke? humor, funny? No? nothing?

Quote from: Cranky on September 14, 2011, 10:06:19 PM

Quote from: WildeSilas on September 14, 2011, 10:05:13 PM
Dude, IT IS A JOKE. Lighten up. Have some fun. I made it all up. That's why everyone is laughing about it.

Hmm, troll slightly successful.

I love your post, dude.

I was laughing out loud for ages at every sentence.

lonestar · « **Reply #59 on:** September 15, 2011, 03:34:05 PM »

Quote from: WildeSilas on September 14, 2011, 10:07:44 PM

edit: I'm picturing you raging at your web browser all afternoon trying to find references to "5" and thinking, "This poor guy..." LMAO!

Thank you for that image.

WildeSilas · « **Reply #60 on:** September 27, 2011, 04:20:10 PM »

*bump for update

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #61 on:** September 27, 2011, 04:57:36 PM »

Nice.

WDADU · « **Reply #62 on:** September 27, 2011, 04:58:28 PM »

Holy fuck

The part about the side project with James Hetfield, Rob Halford, and Geoff Tate was pure fucking gold. Good job, sir, good job!

Progmetty · « **Reply #63 on:** September 27, 2011, 05:09:07 PM »

Quote from: WildeSilas on September 14, 2011, 02:14:53 PM

Mike Portnoy had not only steered the band through the shark-infested waters of prog-dom, but was also president of the band's record label, foster parent to the other band members, and generally accepted as creator of the known universe and all its subsidiaries.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #64 on:** September 27, 2011, 05:42:04 PM »

You get a cookie.

farsight · « **Reply #65 on:** September 27, 2011, 07:58:24 PM »

Post it on uncyclopedia

lyfeternl · « **Reply #66 on:** September 27, 2011, 08:39:58 PM »

OP wins...and there wasn't even a game being played!

Just pure hilariousness

XianL · « **Reply #67 on:** September 27, 2011, 09:15:59 PM »

"Dance 'fer Eternity? Dance 'fer Virginity, more like"

i am fabio · « **Reply #68 on:** September 27, 2011, 09:39:33 PM »

Madman Shepherd · « **Reply #69 on:** September 27, 2011, 09:53:54 PM »

I can't believe Cranky thought it was a serious review! LIKE TOTALLY!

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