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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #490 on: November 01, 2011, 01:07:55 PM »
yes we had and I started with the same song  :lol

haha oops :lol I didn't check the thread but I guess we can recycle that idea.
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #491 on: November 01, 2011, 01:09:29 PM »
of course we can.... it's an awesome theme  :metal

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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #492 on: November 01, 2011, 01:30:13 PM »
1. Judas Priest - Diamonds And Rust (Joan Baez)
2. Deep Purple - Kentucky Woman (Neil Diamond)
3. Richard Cheese - Gin & Juice (Snoop Dogg)
4. Death - Painkiller
5. Gamma Ray - It's a Sin
6. Transatlantic-In Held ('Twas) In I (Procol Harum)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #493 on: November 01, 2011, 03:07:53 PM »
1. Judas Priest - Diamonds And Rust (Joan Baez)
2. Deep Purple - Kentucky Woman (Neil Diamond)
3. Richard Cheese - Gin & Juice (Snoop Dogg)
4. Death - Painkiller
5. Gamma Ray - It's a Sin
6. Transatlantic-In Held ('Twas) In I (Procol Harum)
7. Metallica - Astronomy (Blue Oyster Cult)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #494 on: November 02, 2011, 12:00:53 AM »
Cover Songs you think are better than the original

1. Judas Priest - Diamonds And Rust (Joan Baez)
2. Deep Purple - Kentucky Woman (Neil Diamond)
3. Richard Cheese - Gin & Juice (Snoop Dogg)
4. Death - Painkiller
5. Gamma Ray - It's a Sin
6. Transatlantic-In Held ('Twas) In I (Procol Harum)
7. Metallica - Astronomy (Blue Oyster Cult)
8. Nightwish - Over the Hills and Far Away (Gary Moore)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #495 on: November 02, 2011, 12:18:15 AM »
Cover Songs you think are better than the original

1. Judas Priest - Diamonds And Rust (Joan Baez)
2. Deep Purple - Kentucky Woman (Neil Diamond)
3. Richard Cheese - Gin & Juice (Snoop Dogg)
4. Death - Painkiller
5. Gamma Ray - It's a Sin
6. Transatlantic-In Held ('Twas) In I (Procol Harum)
7. Metallica - Astronomy (Blue Oyster Cult)
8. Nightwish - Over the Hills and Far Away (Gary Moore)
9. Grace Potter and Joe Satriani - Cortez the Killer (Neil Young)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #496 on: November 02, 2011, 04:11:44 AM »
Cover Songs you think are better than the original

1. Judas Priest - Diamonds And Rust (Joan Baez)
2. Deep Purple - Kentucky Woman (Neil Diamond)
3. Richard Cheese - Gin & Juice (Snoop Dogg)
4. Death - Painkiller
5. Gamma Ray - It's a Sin
6. Transatlantic-In Held ('Twas) In I (Procol Harum)
7. Metallica - Astronomy (Blue Oyster Cult)
8. Nightwish - Over the Hills and Far Away (Gary Moore)
9. Grace Potter and Joe Satriani - Cortez the Killer (Neil Young)
10. Devin Townsend - New York, New York (Frank Sinatra)
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Just for the hell of it, though the original I hold in high regard as well.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #497 on: November 02, 2011, 11:35:52 AM »
Cover Songs you think are better than the original

1. Judas Priest - Diamonds And Rust (Joan Baez)
2. Deep Purple - Kentucky Woman (Neil Diamond)
3. Richard Cheese - Gin & Juice (Snoop Dogg)
4. Death - Painkiller
5. Gamma Ray - It's a Sin
6. Transatlantic-In Held ('Twas) In I (Procol Harum)
7. Metallica - Astronomy (Blue Oyster Cult)
8. Nightwish - Over the Hills and Far Away (Gary Moore)
9. Grace Potter and Joe Satriani - Cortez the Killer (Neil Young)
10. Devin Townsend - New York, New York (Frank Sinatra)
11. Yes - America (Simon & Garfunkel)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #498 on: November 02, 2011, 12:06:33 PM »
Cover Songs you think are better than the original

1. Judas Priest - Diamonds And Rust (Joan Baez)
2. Deep Purple - Kentucky Woman (Neil Diamond)
3. Richard Cheese - Gin & Juice (Snoop Dogg)
4. Death - Painkiller
5. Gamma Ray - It's a Sin
6. Transatlantic-In Held ('Twas) In I (Procol Harum)
7. Metallica - Astronomy (Blue Oyster Cult)
8. Nightwish - Over the Hills and Far Away (Gary Moore)
9. Grace Potter and Joe Satriani - Cortez the Killer (Neil Young)
10. Devin Townsend - New York, New York (Frank Sinatra)
11. Yes - America (Simon & Garfunkel)
12.  Def Leppard - Action (Sweet)

Songs that are sung in a language other than English
1.  SIam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #499 on: November 02, 2011, 12:08:24 PM »
Songs that are sung in a language other than English

1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein - Engel (German)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #500 on: November 02, 2011, 12:09:21 PM »
Songs that are sung in a language other than English

1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak - Ordsmedar Av Rang
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #501 on: November 02, 2011, 10:33:03 PM »
Songs that are sung in a language other than English

1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak - Ordsmedar Av Rang
4. Nightwish - Kuolema Tekee Taitelijan (Finnish)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #502 on: November 02, 2011, 10:36:29 PM »
Songs that are sung in a language other than English

1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak - Ordsmedar Av Rang
4. Nightwish - Kuolema Tekee Taitelijan (Finnish)
5. Athena - Serseri Mayın  (Turkish)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #503 on: November 02, 2011, 10:52:07 PM »
1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak - Ordsmedar Av Rang
4. Nightwish - Kuolema Tekee Taitelijan (Finnish)
5. Athena - Serseri Mayın  (Turkish)
6. Magma - Da Zeuhl Wortz Mekanik (Kobaďan)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #504 on: November 02, 2011, 11:17:42 PM »
1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein           - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak             - Ordsmedar Av Rang
4. Nightwish            - Kuolema Tekee Taitelijan (Finnish)
5. Athena                - Serseri Mayın  (Turkish)
6. Magma                - Da Zeuhl Wortz Mekanik (Kobaďan)
7. Blind Guardian     - Mies Del Dolor (Spanish)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #505 on: November 02, 2011, 11:26:16 PM »
1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein           - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak             - Ordsmedar Av Rang (Norwegian)
4. Nightwish            - Kuolema Tekee Taitelijan (Finnish)
5. Athena                - Serseri Mayın  (Turkish)
6. Magma                - Da Zeuhl Wortz Mekanik (Kobaďan)
7. Blind Guardian     - Mies Del Dolor (Spanish)
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Just edited my song, to show which language it was in.

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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #506 on: November 03, 2011, 09:06:30 AM »
Songs that are sung in a language other than English

1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein           - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak             - Ordsmedar Av Rang (Norwegian)
4. Nightwish            - Kuolema Tekee Taitelijan (Finnish)
5. Athena                - Serseri Mayın  (Turkish)
6. Magma                - Da Zeuhl Wortz Mekanik (Kobaďan)
7. Blind Guardian     - Mies Del Dolor (Spanish)
8. Epica  - Non je ne regrette rien (French)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #507 on: November 03, 2011, 09:08:06 AM »
Songs that are sung in a language other than English

1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak - Ordsmedar Av Rang (Norwegian)
4. Nightwish - Kuolema Tekee Taitelijan (Finnish)
5. Athena - Serseri Mayın  (Turkish)
6. Magma - Da Zeuhl Wortz Mekanik (Kobaďan)
7. Blind Guardian - Mies Del Dolor (Spanish)
8. Epica  - Non je ne regrette rien (French)
9. Eldkvarn - Karusellkvällarna (Swedish)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #508 on: November 03, 2011, 02:46:54 PM »
1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak - Ordsmedar Av Rang (Norwegian)
4. Nightwish - Kuolema Tekee Taitelijan (Finnish)
5. Athena - Serseri Mayın  (Turkish)
6. Magma - Da Zeuhl Wortz Mekanik (Kobaďan)
7. Blind Guardian - Mies Del Dolor (Spanish)
8. Epica  - Non je ne regrette rien (French)
9. Eldkvarn - Karusellkvällarna (Swedish)
10. Sigur Ros - Svefn g'englar (Hopelandic)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #509 on: November 03, 2011, 02:58:30 PM »
1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak - Ordsmedar Av Rang (Norwegian)
4. Nightwish - Kuolema Tekee Taitelijan (Finnish)
5. Athena - Serseri Mayın  (Turkish)
6. Magma - Da Zeuhl Wortz Mekanik (Kobaďan)
7. Blind Guardian - Mies Del Dolor (Spanish)
8. Epica  - Non je ne regrette rien (French)
9. Eldkvarn - Karusellkvällarna (Swedish)
10. Sigur Ros - Svefn g'englar (Hopelandic)
11. Týr - Tróndur í Gřtu (Faroese)
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #510 on: November 03, 2011, 03:55:04 PM »
10. Sigur Ros - Svefn g'englar (Hopelandic)
Svefn-g-englar is in Icelandic. The only song on AB that's Hopelandic is Olsen Olsen and I believe the last bit of the title track.

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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #511 on: November 03, 2011, 11:45:35 PM »
1. Siam Shade - Adrenaline (Japanese)
2. Rammstein - Engel (German)
3. Kvelertak - Ordsmedar Av Rang (Norwegian)
4. Nightwish - Kuolema Tekee Taitelijan (Finnish)
5. Athena - Serseri Mayın  (Turkish)
6. Magma - Da Zeuhl Wortz Mekanik (Kobaďan)
7. Blind Guardian - Mies Del Dolor (Spanish)
8. Epica  - Non je ne regrette rien (French)
9. Eldkvarn - Karusellkvällarna (Swedish)
10. Sigur Ros - Svefn g'englar (Hopelandic)
11. Týr - Tróndur í Gřtu (Faroese)
12. Héroes del Silencio - Avalancha (Spanish)

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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #512 on: November 04, 2011, 12:10:26 AM »
Songs that contain a city name in their title

1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #513 on: November 04, 2011, 01:12:09 AM »
Songs that contain a city name in their title

1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #514 on: November 04, 2011, 01:25:24 AM »
Songs that contain a city name in their title

1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
4. Limbeck - Comin' From Tucson
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #515 on: November 04, 2011, 01:48:30 AM »
1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
4. Limbeck - Comin' From Tucson
5. Elton John - Philadelphia Freedom
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #516 on: November 04, 2011, 04:17:48 AM »
1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
4. Limbeck - Comin' From Tucson
5. Elton John - Philadelphia Freedom
6. The Clash - London Calling
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #517 on: November 04, 2011, 04:26:08 AM »
Songs that contain a city name in their title

1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
4. Limbeck - Comin' From Tucson
5. Elton John - Philadelphia Freedom
6. The Clash - London Calling
7. Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballet - Barcelona
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #518 on: November 04, 2011, 04:49:00 AM »
Songs that contain a city name in their title

1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
4. Limbeck - Comin' From Tucson
5. Elton John - Philadelphia Freedom
6. The Clash - London Calling
7. Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballet - Barcelona
8.Rammstein - Fruhling in Paris
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #519 on: November 04, 2011, 10:20:44 AM »
1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
4. Limbeck - Comin' From Tucson
5. Elton John - Philadelphia Freedom
6. The Clash - London Calling
7. Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballet - Barcelona
8.Rammstein - Fruhling in Paris
9. Ryan Adams - New York, New York
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #520 on: November 04, 2011, 10:34:33 AM »
Songs that contain a city name in their title

1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
4. Limbeck - Comin' From Tucson
5. Elton John - Philadelphia Freedom
6. The Clash - London Calling
7. Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballet - Barcelona
8.Rammstein - Fruhling in Paris
9.Coheed & Cambria - Devil In Jersey City
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #521 on: November 04, 2011, 11:10:45 AM »
1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
4. Limbeck - Comin' From Tucson
5. Elton John - Philadelphia Freedom
6. The Clash - London Calling
7. Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballet - Barcelona
8.Rammstein - Fruhling in Paris
9.Coheed & Cambria - Devil In Jersey City
10.Randy Newman - I Love L.A.
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #522 on: November 04, 2011, 11:27:20 AM »
1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
4. Limbeck - Comin' From Tucson
5. Elton John - Philadelphia Freedom
6. The Clash - London Calling
7. Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballet - Barcelona
8.Rammstein - Fruhling in Paris
9.Coheed & Cambria - Devil In Jersey City
10.Randy Newman - I Love L.A.
11.  Deep Purple - Woman from Tokyo
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #523 on: November 04, 2011, 11:47:14 AM »
1. Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City
2. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
3. 3 Doors Down - Landing in London
4. Limbeck - Comin' From Tucson
5. Elton John - Philadelphia Freedom
6. The Clash - London Calling
7. Freddie Mercury & Montserrat Caballet - Barcelona
8.Rammstein - Fruhling in Paris
9.Coheed & Cambria - Devil In Jersey City
10.Randy Newman - I Love L.A.
11.  Deep Purple - Woman from Tokyo
12. The Eagles - New York Minute

I don't have an idea :P
so first come, first serve, if you've got a good one!
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Re: The Twelve Song Album Game
« Reply #524 on: November 04, 2011, 12:26:00 PM »
Songs about looking back on life

1. Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.