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The Economy Is So Bad...
« on: September 13, 2011, 02:53:10 PM »
The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!
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Re: The Economy Is So Bad...
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 02:53:46 PM »
It’s so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.
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Re: The Economy Is So Bad...
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 02:54:22 PM »
The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
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Re: The Economy Is So Bad...
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2011, 02:55:04 PM »
The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.
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Re: The Economy Is So Bad...
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2011, 02:55:38 PM »
The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.
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Re: The Economy Is So Bad...
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2011, 02:57:38 PM »
And the point of this thread is...?

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Re: This Thread Is So Bad...
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2011, 03:02:52 PM »
This thread is so bad that I'd rather talk about the economy. 
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Re: The Economy Is So Bad...
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2011, 03:03:48 PM »
The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!

I'd be okay with this.  It's always really depressing to me when a 'Sponsor an African Child' commercial comes on and the kids on it have nicer teeth than I do.