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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2011, 07:44:45 PM »
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2011, 07:45:32 PM »
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2011, 08:05:03 PM »
Isn't deadpool a very cool rip off of a DC character?
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2011, 08:06:56 PM »
Yeah, Deathstroke.

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« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2011, 08:13:27 PM »
Isn't deadpool a very cool rip off of a DC character?
Yep, but Deadpool's better.
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2011, 08:16:32 PM »
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2011, 08:17:20 PM »
You so silly.

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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2011, 08:20:46 PM »
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2011, 08:59:20 PM »
Deathstroke's real name is Slade Wilson so Deadpool's real name became Wade Wilson after he was called out on it lol.

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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2011, 09:00:08 PM »
Did Wade and Slade have any contact during the Marvel DC crossover?
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2011, 09:01:54 PM »
Did Wade and Slade have any contact during the Marvel DC crossover?
I believe so.
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2011, 09:02:43 PM »
Did Wade and Slade have any contact during the Marvel DC crossover?
I believe so.

.............yes! Gonna look it up.
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2011, 09:04:38 PM »
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2011, 09:06:53 PM »
And that is why Deadpool's better.
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« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2011, 09:08:08 PM »
I agree.

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« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2011, 09:11:15 PM »
There is only one thing wrong with the Wolverine film: it sucked.
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2011, 09:11:54 PM »
There is only one thing wrong with the Wolverine film: it sucked.

Oddly enough, that isn't the worst thing about it.
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2011, 09:14:06 PM »
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« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2011, 06:02:24 AM »
There is only one thing wrong with the Wolverine film: it sucked.

Oddly enough, that isn't the worst thing about it.

I'd recommend tracking down the leaked pre-CGI version.  It turns it into a low budget madcap comedy.
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2011, 08:33:17 AM »
you're kidding. Ryan Reynolds?
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2011, 04:10:22 PM »
There is only one thing wrong with the Wolverine film: it sucked.

Oddly enough, that isn't the worst thing about it.

I'd recommend tracking down the leaked pre-CGI version.  It turns it into a low budget madcap comedy.
That's the first version I saw. I was horrified. And then when I saw the completed version, the CGI still looked like garbage.

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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2011, 06:45:57 PM »
The only redeeming factor of that movie is the beginning where they're fighting in all the different wars. That was awesome.
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #57 on: September 10, 2011, 08:49:31 AM »
you're kidding. Ryan Reynolds?
Ryan Reynolds was BORN to play Deadpool! He is the perfect casting choice.

He also would have made an awesome (Wally West) Flash.

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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #58 on: September 10, 2011, 09:30:43 AM »
The Wolverine movie and the Deadpool can still fit together without much issue; I shall explain.

Deadpool was part of the weapon X program which gave him healing factor much like wolverine but better. Better to the point of extreme regeneration ie limbs, decapitation, incineration etc.. Now before he had this regeneration he had brain tumor/cancer of some sort. Due to his healing the cancer spread rapidly throughout his body, disfiguring him but not killing him. Because of the tumor growth and his healing keeping him alive this has made him mentally fucked.

In the movie after the credits Deadpool's eyes open. Now that he is thought dead and buried under rubble and the area is destroyed, he is free to do what he pleases. So he removes the stitched up shit over his mouth and becomes mentally unstable due to what was inflicted upon him. He finds his way in the world by becoming a mouthy mercenary.

He has had personal teleportation devices before so the teleportation isn't a problem. The only real issue is his Optic blaster eyes and adamentium skeleton/sword claws. Continuity is completely fine.

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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #59 on: September 10, 2011, 09:38:48 AM »
Except, why would you want those two movies to fit together when Wolverine sucked so much?
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2011, 09:40:27 AM »
Hey I said nothing about wanting it. Just was pointing out that it fit.

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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #61 on: September 10, 2011, 09:42:18 AM »
Hey I said nothing about wanting it. Just was pointing out that it fit.

So aside from the fact that he now has beams coming from his eyes when he shouldn't, and the fact that he has huge obtrusive claws coming out of his arms when he shouldn't, and the fact that he is controlled by a computer when he shouldn't be...........there's no continuity errors.

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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #62 on: September 10, 2011, 09:50:25 AM »
Hmm you didn't read my post before... I'll address it in further detail. The claws can be the swords he often uses, admittedly less cool. The computer was destroyed so now he is free. As for the eye blasts, it is a bit of a problem but could be written out via his decapitation. Maybe there had to be a mechanical portion to it or something. Come on Wolverine was shot in the head and lost his memory. That is less believable then what I've just proposed.

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« Reply #63 on: September 10, 2011, 09:53:20 AM »
Hmm you didn't read my post before... I'll address it in further detail. The claws can be the swords he often uses, admittedly less cool. The computer was destroyed so now he is free. As for the eye blasts, it is a bit of a problem but could be written out via his decapitation. Maybe there had to be a mechanical portion to it or something. Come on Wolverine was shot in the head and lost his memory. That is less believable then what I've just proposed.

While I agree that the Wolverine being shot in the head was a horrible idea, so was the everything else they did with Deadpool. Trying to work around it is just silly when you can just.............not write around it.
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #64 on: September 10, 2011, 09:56:53 AM »
Hmm you didn't read my post before... I'll address it in further detail. The claws can be the swords he often uses, admittedly less cool. The computer was destroyed so now he is free. As for the eye blasts, it is a bit of a problem but could be written out via his decapitation. Maybe there had to be a mechanical portion to it or something. Come on Wolverine was shot in the head and lost his memory. That is less believable then what I've just proposed.


While I agree that the Wolverine being shot in the head was a horrible idea, so was the everything else they did with Deadpool. Trying to work around it is just silly when you can just.............not write around it.

I agree.


Wasn't that memory loss gun shot thing fucking retarded. That was the cherry on the rectal sputum cake.

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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2011, 09:58:07 AM »
It's not even so much that shooting wolverine in the head would cause him memory loss, it's that Stryker some how knew that would happen and it seems actually had an idea as to how much memory he would lose.
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #66 on: September 10, 2011, 11:04:29 AM »
Its ok. We can accept that Origins is just not being considered part of the canon. We are getting The Wolverine and Deadpool, both of which will act as if Origins never existed. I for one enjoy Origins as a standalone companion piece that is flawed but fun. I certainly think its a fine looking specimen, and in the context of watching them all, its still entertainment. But these are comic movies, which much like their source material, will be retconned from now until forever. The point is just to enjoy them in the moment and get out of them whatever you will.

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« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2011, 11:07:32 AM »
Its ok. We can accept that Origins is just not being considered part of the canon. We are getting The Wolverine and Deadpool, both of which will act as if Origins never existed. I for one enjoy Origins as a standalone companion piece that is flawed but fun. I certainly think its a fine looking specimen, and in the context of watching them all, its still entertainment. But these are comic movies, which much like their source material, will be retconned from now until forever. The point is just to enjoy them in the moment and get out of them whatever you will.

That is normally fine, and which is why I am fine with X-3 despite most people hating it. However a bad movie, is a bad movie. Wolverine was awful, was it fun? I had no fun watching it. I liked the movie until Logan goes to become a lumberjack, then I couldn't stand a single minute of it. I know it's a comic book movie, I know it's supposed to be fun and entertaining, but it was neither. It had SO many problems that made "the moment" completely unenjoyable for me. Like I said, I liked the beginning, then it just went awful. And come on "DID YOU CALL ME BLOB?!?!" "No I called you bub!" .........really?
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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #68 on: September 10, 2011, 11:10:52 AM »
At least you got to see the guy from Black Eyed Peas die painfully. :)

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Re: X-Men/Wolverine/Deadpool
« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2011, 11:12:23 AM »
At least you got to see the guy from Black Eyed Peas die painfully. :)

I haven't seen the movie in a long time (for obvious reasons), but when they go to get that meteor or whatever, was that vibranium or adamantium?
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