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Quote from: MasterShakezula on July 16, 2011, 06:38:49 AMAre you kidding me?That's probably his favorite part of the whole procedure!Just...remind me to watch my back come New Year then, please?
Are you kidding me?That's probably his favorite part of the whole procedure!
Global Laziness: Speaks for Canada
I walked down a spiral staircase in 19/16 in honor of Tom Sawyer and now I'm in crutches.
Posted this morning: "from what I understand, I dislocated my knee getting a lap dance from a stripper...anyone care to fill me in with any other info?"
'Do you realize you have the most beautiful face?' he comments on his own post, 'I sing this when I look in the mirror."
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.
There's a 20 year old girl on my Facebook that has her middle name as "youaintreadyforthisjelly".Like...fucking seriously? ugh
Lonestar, speaking wise.
Listen to Lonestar and trust him.
Zydar is my new hero. I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.
Maybe im wrong, but unless it has peanut butter between two pieces of bread and shes making , i really dont want to equate jelly with a woman.
Wut.
Quote from: Janet1234 on March 26, 2011, 08:46:03 PMI AM A GUYYou're a fucking stupid bitch.
I AM A GUY
Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?
"i want some m&ms :( dont understand how the vending machine got peanut m&ms but not regular and i cant get peanut bc i got a kid with me thts allergic smh what to do!?!?!"Bitch really wants some M&M's.
"i want some m&ms dont understand how the vending machine got peanut m&ms but not regular and i cant get peanut bc i got a kid with me thts allergic smh what to do!?!?!"Bitch really wants some M&M's.
women cops are a joketo get a boner is just put pressure on the dick
Quote from: zxlkho on July 21, 2011, 01:24:40 PM"i want some m&ms dont understand how the vending machine got peanut m&ms but not regular and i cant get peanut bc i got a kid with me thts allergic smh what to do!?!?!"Bitch really wants some M&M's.tell that bitch i got some m&ms at home i'll be like yo what up gurl
Or she could eat the peanut ones in front of the kid, all the while explaining to him why he couldnt have them because he was a genetic anamoly and a failure as a human and his parents should have sold him to gypsies at birth.
"whos numbers are these.... xxx xxx xxxx....... xxx xxx xxxx....... xxx xxx xxxx.... if u know the person, tell them if they text me one more time im fucking all the cops, bunch of faggots, u guys are fucked"
I felt its length in quite a few places.