Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305698 times)

Orbert · « **Reply #2590 on:** March 15, 2011, 03:00:41 PM »

Quote from: Bonham on March 15, 2011, 12:29:17 PM

Quote from: PlaysLikeMyüng on March 15, 2011, 10:33:36 AM
Quote from: Chino on March 15, 2011, 10:15:52 AM
Quote from: Orbert on March 15, 2011, 07:33:06 AM
Depends on the boob. I once spent most of a bus ride across town with some girl's boob pressed against me. We struck up a conversation, and she turned slightly toward me, which would normally back her away from me a bit as well, but she managed to stay right next to me, so her boob was against my arm. As we talked, I'd occassionally move my hands as I spoke (which I tend to do anyway, although I was purposefully exaggerating it here) and my arm moving around moved her boob around a bit, but she was either doing it on purpose or didn't care. I couldn't exactly grab her boob, but I could "cop a feel" by moving my arm around and feeling her boob against it. I got a pretty good idea of its composition, density, etc.

Best story ever.

Post of the year

The last line did it for me...

I had trouble with that last line, but I finally asked myself, "When you cop a feel, what are you really trying to do? See what it feels like, of course! But what does that really mean?" I was probably being too analytical, but what the fuck, I thought it was kinda funny, too.

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #2591 on:** March 15, 2011, 03:06:50 PM »

LieLow, that's pretty much every girl...Its either "guys suck...why are they assholes" or "OMG...I Luvs me babe. Heart. : )" which I think is funny as hell, I just sit back and enjoy the real life soap opera...Like sand through the hourglass so are the days on facebook.

Kura · « **Reply #2592 on:** March 15, 2011, 07:49:18 PM »

Krista
I GOT HIRED AS AN RA (Resident Advisor) AT RESIDENCE FOR 2010/2011!!
WOO-HOO!

And then..

Krista Thanks!
Ugh I mean 2011/2012
Poor grammer is poor lol

I facepalmed

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #2593 on:** March 15, 2011, 07:49:57 PM »

I love when people misspell those words.

Gadough · « **Reply #2594 on:** March 15, 2011, 07:57:06 PM »

That's 2x as stupid. It wasn't a grammar mistake to begin with, and she misspelled grammar.

Gadough · « **Reply #2595 on:** March 16, 2011, 11:02:14 PM »

It's not a status, but one of my stoner friends who dropped out of high school has his employment listed as "FIRED at I always get fired."

lol

tri.ad · « **Reply #2596 on:** March 17, 2011, 12:07:32 AM »

Well, at least he's honest about it.

orcus116 · « **Reply #2597 on:** March 29, 2011, 04:29:25 PM »

Recent status from a girl I know:

Her: "On march 31st its national don't buy gas day so make sure u have enough for Thursday from midnight to midnight post and text to everyone"

Other girl: "I'm in no prob my fam won't buy gas we will make sure we r set!!!"

Me (factslappin'): "Why? The oil has already been refined into gas and sold so the oil companies have made their profit. This is like National Screw Over Gas Station Owners Day."

Other girl: "That's the point! If they don't make ne profit they can't pay the oil company's 4 their gas so they might lower their prices!"

They seriously need to have IQ tests before you can get a facebook account.

Gadough · « **Reply #2598 on:** March 29, 2011, 04:46:23 PM »

Factslappin, eh? I like it. I'm going to start using that word on a regular basis. Thanks Orcus.

ScioPath · « **Reply #2599 on:** March 29, 2011, 05:46:48 PM »

I think the point is to help the environment, not to screw the industry.

orcus116 · « **Reply #2600 on:** March 29, 2011, 05:48:09 PM »

It's always about the gas prices.

ScioPath · « **Reply #2601 on:** March 29, 2011, 06:34:02 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=142003362532457

orcus116 · « **Reply #2602 on:** March 29, 2011, 06:38:52 PM »

The More Info read like the opening to a bad 6th grade paper.

ScioPath · « **Reply #2603 on:** March 29, 2011, 06:59:07 PM »

He's an 8th grader I think.

Gadough · « **Reply #2604 on:** March 29, 2011, 06:59:35 PM »

No real difference.

BanksD · « **Reply #2605 on:** March 29, 2011, 07:45:48 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on March 29, 2011, 06:59:35 PM

No real difference.

I'm in the 8th grade and I agree with this statement.

also since i'm in 8th grade and have a FB account i sadly have to deal with idiots on there on a daily basis.

Chino · « **Reply #2606 on:** March 29, 2011, 08:42:48 PM »

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #2607 on:** March 29, 2011, 08:49:37 PM »

i just witnessed a few of my friends post a Lil' Wayne song

line

by

line

meanwhile, I was tearing my fingernails out on a chalk board

scratch

by

scratch

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2608 on:** March 29, 2011, 11:15:40 PM »

Gadough · « **Reply #2609 on:** March 29, 2011, 11:56:48 PM »

He's looking for extras in Shreveport? Shit, I could drive there in 45 minutes. I'd just have to have some means of tracking him down once I got there...

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2610 on:** March 30, 2011, 12:23:55 AM »

Quote from: Gadough on March 29, 2011, 11:56:48 PM

He's looking for extras in Shreveport? Shit, I could drive there in 45 minutes. I'd just have to have some means of tracking him down once I got there...

I don't know. The best part is the very last comment, though.

Gadough · « **Reply #2611 on:** March 30, 2011, 12:32:48 AM »

If there's a hell on Earth, northern Louisiana just might be it.

Rina · « **Reply #2612 on:** March 30, 2011, 02:05:10 PM »

WHERE WAS ~~THE MAN WHO RUINED PHANTOM BUT STILL MADE IT AWESOME~~ GERARD BUTLER?

That last comment was awesome.

Global Laziness · « **Reply #2613 on:** April 04, 2011, 10:29:44 AM »

Girlfriend (writing on boyfriend's wall): "Just wanted to say that I really missed you last night ♥ "
Boyfriend (commenting on wall post): "I love you more than unicorns shittin rainbows. Squeeeeeeeeeee"

Gadough · « **Reply #2614 on:** April 07, 2011, 11:43:54 PM »

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This marine dude asked me what do I want to do when I get out of college?
I said work as in the production department at ESPN
He said ESPN would pick him over me bc he has military experience
I said they can't pick you if you're Dead lol

LOl!!!!!!!

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #2615 on:** April 07, 2011, 11:50:59 PM »

Girl: Happy 6 months anniversary ♥!
Boyfriend: i love you!
Girl: i love you toooo! (boyfriend likes this comment)

Their profile pictures are of each other, and they are only 15 years old...

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #2616 on:** April 08, 2011, 01:05:57 AM »

DEAR GOD THAT PICTURE HOLY CHRIST

Gadough · « **Reply #2617 on:** April 08, 2011, 01:08:56 AM »

It makes me crave chocolate milk.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #2618 on:** April 08, 2011, 08:11:50 AM »

Quote from: Gadough on April 08, 2011, 01:08:56 AM

It makes me crave chocolate milk.

It makes me crave chocolate milk so I can uncrave it afterward.

toro · « **Reply #2619 on:** April 08, 2011, 05:17:35 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on April 07, 2011, 11:43:54 PM

Quote
This marine dude asked me what do I want to do when I get out of college?
I said work as in the production department at ESPN
He said ESPN would pick him over me bc he has military experience
I said they can't pick you if you're Dead lol

LOl!!!!!!!

I lol'd

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #2620 on:** April 09, 2011, 11:21:06 PM »

Quote from: toro on April 08, 2011, 05:17:35 PM

Quote from: Gadough on April 07, 2011, 11:43:54 PM
Quote
This marine dude asked me what do I want to do when I get out of college?
I said work as in the production department at ESPN
He said ESPN would pick him over me bc he has military experience
I said they can't pick you if you're Dead lol

LOl!!!!!!!
I lol'd

I

'd.

Gadough · « **Reply #2621 on:** April 11, 2011, 12:05:13 AM »

The same person:

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I just figured something out : Everything Jesus say do is boring, Reading the bible-boring, going to church- boring but everything Satan say do is fun, having sex with girls- fun, going to parties and drinking alcohol-fun. EMO!!!

Riceball · « **Reply #2622 on:** April 11, 2011, 01:20:20 AM »

Its so interesting to read how the other half live. Seriously, I'm going through this shit, page after page, like its porn. Its sad.

Yet, it makes me not want to get a Facebook account even moreso than before.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2623 on:** April 11, 2011, 01:33:27 AM »

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #2624 on:** April 11, 2011, 01:54:06 AM »

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