"cant think of a status, help me out???"
Fail status fails.
EDIT: "It's incredibly awkward receiving a mate's "measurements" via SMS and having to break the news that he got the wrong number."
Err, that's amazing you had to tell us all...
"Does anyone know where I can find good quality, nice Memorabilia Plaques for Michael Jackson? Saw some at Highpoint today but they were small"
No. Nobody knows and nobody cares.
"IS BORED OUT HER FRIKEN MIND!!!! CANT WAIT TO GO HOME AT 5PM, AND RELAX DURING THE WEEKEND"
Mhmm, everyone feels like that when they're on Facebook...
"Yo Vanilla, kick it one time boyyy!"
WTF IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?