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Offline SnakeEyes

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2450 on: January 31, 2011, 12:57:40 AM »
Yes. 
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2451 on: January 31, 2011, 11:38:08 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2452 on: January 31, 2011, 07:49:51 PM »
S*********** POUNDS OF HAZEE ALLLL DAYY, HEROIN AND CRACK TOOO!!!! WEIIGHTT GET AT ME....SHITS GOIN QUICKK!

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2453 on: February 01, 2011, 06:01:20 PM »
"i love how in CT right now there's a white out for the first day of black history month"

What a douche.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2454 on: February 01, 2011, 06:04:36 PM »
Quote from: Chino on February 01, 2011, 06:01:20 PM
"i love how in CT right now there's a white out for the first day of black history month"

What a douche.
Sorry, but...


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2455 on: February 01, 2011, 06:43:11 PM »
I've seen that a few times already.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2456 on: February 01, 2011, 06:43:50 PM »
I don't get it.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2457 on: February 01, 2011, 11:06:33 PM »
"I'm madly in anger with yooooooooou"


it's real.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2458 on: February 01, 2011, 11:12:18 PM »
St. Anger what?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2459 on: February 02, 2011, 03:08:39 PM »
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Tearless Crying. (don't assume you know what's going on.)

Umm...alrighty then.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2460 on: February 02, 2011, 03:11:03 PM »
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Tearless Crying. (don't assume you know what's going on.)

Umm...alrighty then.

You said it bro.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2461 on: February 02, 2011, 04:14:32 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on February 02, 2011, 03:08:39 PM
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Tearless Crying. (don't assume you know what's going on.)

Umm...alrighty then.

Maybe she has some kind of condition and had her tear ducts surgically removed.  We can't assume we know what's going on.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2462 on: February 03, 2011, 01:24:08 AM »
Quote from: DarkLord_Lalinc on February 01, 2011, 11:06:33 PM
"I'm madly in anger with yooooooooou"


it's real.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2463 on: February 03, 2011, 06:57:05 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2464 on: February 03, 2011, 04:04:46 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2465 on: February 03, 2011, 08:37:54 PM »
Oh, DTF, how you have inspired me.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2466 on: February 03, 2011, 09:36:42 PM »
:clap: :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2467 on: February 03, 2011, 09:37:52 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2468 on: February 03, 2011, 11:11:46 PM »
From now on all my posts in this thread will be my facebook posts. Some of you might have noticed that there's a group called "Owassoisms" that shares community news or updates like traffic, weather, etc. I'm going on a wild posting spree tonight. There's the one I posted earlier, plus this:



I may do a few others.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2469 on: February 03, 2011, 11:14:09 PM »
Nice.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2470 on: February 05, 2011, 06:38:32 PM »
Both mobile updates:

"We were privileged to witness the wedding between 2 people who love eachother so much. Love u guys xoxoxoxoo"

And then, 45 minutes later:

"U don't like fuck u? How about go fuck yourself? Try that on for size!"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2471 on: February 06, 2011, 09:44:49 AM »
This was on my sister's wall....

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2472 on: February 08, 2011, 01:58:19 PM »
Awesome. :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2473 on: February 13, 2011, 06:47:24 AM »
This girl makes me sick.


"no idea why i put myself through this shit. work 3-8, going to pick my sunglasses up then the usual monday night routine."
"happy again :)♥"
"all better. bedtime & i'm a happy girl :)"
"movie time. in the worst of moods... :("
"Feeling a bit better. Boyfriend slumber party time. ♥"
"The illusionist was such a good movie! Now time for a slumber party with the babe ♥"
"Running errands and getting lunch with the boy. Then hopefully sinning later tonight :)"
"In an usually amazing mood now. Sin City was epic as always. Now time for my second slumber in a row with the boy :)"
"Staying in tonight. Getting Outback takeout and watching the Prestige with Danny :)"
"Threepeat slumber party :)"
"fell down the stairs of the dj booth on friday night."
"Dress shopping with babygirl♥ How am I awake this early?!?!!" (It was 9:45am)
"finally some boyfriend time♥"
"Having a dj as a boyfriend is great except during that one time you have a headache and he needs to get work done :/"
"So full. :( time to go color in the studio and then have a slumber party! ;)
"Breakfast in bed..lovely way to start my morning :)"
"work 3-8. then sinning as usual ;)♥"
"Sinning with Michele ;)♥"
"Sinning ;)"
"Walked into the car and there was a Pandora bag waiting on my seat. Best. Boyfriend. Ever"
"Off to Sky Lounge to see Danny DJ ;) ♥"
"Watching Danny DJ :)"
"I love my boyfriend and my boyfriends job :D"
"Danny Diggz is my future husband. So bitches be jealous. Ps I'm pretty hammered ;)"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2474 on: February 13, 2011, 08:16:15 AM »
:puke:

Also, sinning? WTF?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2475 on: February 13, 2011, 08:25:57 AM »
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
Also, sinning? WTF?

Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2476 on: February 13, 2011, 08:37:40 AM »
Good christ she needs to stop saying slumber party too.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2477 on: February 13, 2011, 08:40:16 AM »
Quote from: Global Laziness on February 13, 2011, 08:25:57 AM
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
Also, sinning? WTF?

Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...

My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2478 on: February 13, 2011, 10:05:55 AM »
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:40:16 AM
Quote from: Global Laziness on February 13, 2011, 08:25:57 AM
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
Also, sinning? WTF?

Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...

My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.
I was thinking B, which makes it even worse that she would post it.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2479 on: February 13, 2011, 10:12:29 AM »
Quote from: blackngold29 on February 13, 2011, 10:05:55 AM
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:40:16 AM
Quote from: Global Laziness on February 13, 2011, 08:25:57 AM
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
Also, sinning? WTF?

Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...

My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.
I was thinking B, which makes it even worse that she would post it.

So she's a bisexual in an open relationship with her boyfriend and her friend Michelle?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2480 on: February 13, 2011, 11:59:40 AM »
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:40:16 AM
Quote from: Global Laziness on February 13, 2011, 08:25:57 AM
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
Also, sinning? WTF?

Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...

My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.

I think it means watching Sin City.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2481 on: February 13, 2011, 12:04:32 PM »
Quote from: Implode on February 13, 2011, 11:59:40 AM
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:40:16 AM
Quote from: Global Laziness on February 13, 2011, 08:25:57 AM
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
Also, sinning? WTF?

Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...

My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.

I think it means watching Sin City.
Pretty sure Sin City is the name of a club or club night, so 'sinning' could mean she's going to that club.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2482 on: February 13, 2011, 01:31:30 PM »
Quote from: Arch Benemy on February 13, 2011, 12:04:32 PM
Pretty sure Sin City is the name of a club or club night, so 'sinning' could mean she's going to that club.

Well then. The mystery is solved.  :millahhhh
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2483 on: February 13, 2011, 02:21:05 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2484 on: February 13, 2011, 04:57:25 PM »
Quote from: Arch Benemy on February 13, 2011, 12:04:32 PM
Quote from: Implode on February 13, 2011, 11:59:40 AM
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:40:16 AM
Quote from: Global Laziness on February 13, 2011, 08:25:57 AM
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 13, 2011, 08:16:15 AM
Also, sinning? WTF?

Yeah, I was wondering about that one myself...

My first two theories were that A) she can't spell "singing" right, or B) that's her shorthand for "fornicating," but I don't think either one of those is right.

I think it means watching Sin City.
Pretty sure Sin City is the name of a club or club night, so 'sinning' could mean she's going to that club.

Yeah, it's a nightclub in CT that her boyfriend DJ's at every Friday.

https://nchehartford.com/sincity/
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