Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305719 times)

SPNKr · « **Reply #2415 on:** January 26, 2011, 04:17:53 PM »

Quote from: tri.ad on January 26, 2011, 12:42:03 AM

Blocking/hiding news posts by someone is something I do as well, if that someone mostly posts annoying and/or pointless stuff. I'm not coming up with the "ignore them" argument, because what you did sounds perfectly reasonable imo.

Yep, and now

"I feel better already. It's like a load is off my shoulders."
"The load? Off. Where is it? Don't know."

glaurung · « **Reply #2416 on:** January 26, 2011, 07:42:17 PM »

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THIS ADD?

I'm not sure what it is about my profile that makes them think I'd be interested.

SPNKr · « **Reply #2417 on:** January 26, 2011, 07:47:13 PM »

Do you have Gadough as a friend?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2418 on:** January 26, 2011, 07:51:52 PM »

Quote from: glaurung on January 26, 2011, 07:42:17 PM

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THIS ADD?

I'm not sure what it is about my profile that makes them think I'd be interested.

The only way you'd want to screw a Juggalette glaurung is if you wore an empty 2 liter of Faygo. that's all they know.

tri.ad · « **Reply #2419 on:** January 26, 2011, 11:28:07 PM »

Chino · « **Reply #2420 on:** January 27, 2011, 06:29:56 AM »

All the same person. In order.

"boyfriend time

♥"
"I legitimately have the nicest boyfriend ever

"
"worst.day.ever.

"
"monday night ritual at Cleo's.

Gotta take my mind off things $:\$ "
"time to end this shitty day. goodnight♥"
"i feel like im gonna puke. no joke."
"bedtime finally. work ALL day tomorrow. $:\$ "
"so sleepy $:\$ work 11-7. boo

"
"shortest 8 hour work day ever....but still a grumpy mood

"
"hopefully everything works out tomorrow

"
"stressed beyond belief.

"
" I just have so much on my mind right now. I haven't felt this shitty in a long time"
"Having a really shitty day & night

"
"i'm such a bitch sometimes $:\$ "
"‎ $:\$ "
"ending this horrible day.

"

STFU you whore

tri.ad · « **Reply #2421 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:51:41 AM »

What time frame was this in? 24 hours? Even less?

Chino · « **Reply #2422 on:** January 27, 2011, 08:04:04 AM »

Yeah, one night into the next.

Gadough · « **Reply #2423 on:** January 27, 2011, 08:41:45 AM »

I've never seen that juggalette add.

I do, however, see an add for an "ICP profile"; something that's supposed to make your Facebook profile all ICP-related or something. Which is complete bullshit since Facebook profiles can't be customized like that.

And FYI, hot juggalettes DO exist. There's just not many of them. At all. Finding a needle in a haystack may be damn near impossible, but that doesn't mean the needle isn't in there somewhere.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2424 on:** January 27, 2011, 08:47:52 AM »

My neice is a juggalette. They have empty Faygo bottles on shelves on their walls. I razz them a bit on FB about it. All in good fun.

Orbert · « **Reply #2425 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:08:41 AM »

What's the connection between juggalettes and Faygo?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2426 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:11:45 AM »

Quote from: Orbert on January 27, 2011, 11:08:41 AM

What's the connection between juggalettes and Faygo?

Faygo is their own brand of cola that they throw at their fans.

Orbert · « **Reply #2427 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:36:37 AM »

Faygo brand soda has been around for years.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2428 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:50:34 AM »

Quote from: Orbert on January 27, 2011, 11:36:37 AM

Faygo brand soda has been around for years.

Well what do you know. No up here in the N.E.

Gadough · « **Reply #2429 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:54:20 AM »

When ICP were just starting out in 1991 and 1992, Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse was drinking a Faygo in between a song. He randomly had the idea to throw the remaining amount on an audience member near the stage. The crowd loved it, and ever since then, ICP have used Faygo to spray their audience. It's a staple of their concerts. On stage they have a gigantic container filled with literally hundreds of two liters that they empty on audience members at every show. If you go to an ICP concert, you get drenched in Faygo. It's a tradition.

Not to mention the fact that Faygo is mentioned numerous times in their songs. Faygo is described by Violent J as a "ghetto pop" because it's ridiculously cheap and low-quality, and he grew up drinking it. So ICP fans (juggalos) have made it a defining part of their subculture and their drink of choice.

Orbert · « **Reply #2430 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:55:03 AM »

We drank Faygo as kids growing up in Michigan in the 70's. It's from Detroit though, so maybe it was still only regional back then.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2431 on:** January 27, 2011, 02:31:52 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on January 27, 2011, 11:54:20 AM

When ICP were just starting out in 1991 and 1992, Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse was drinking a Faygo in between a song. He randomly had the idea to throw the remaining amount on an audience member near the stage. The crowd loved it, and ever since then, ICP have used Faygo to spray their audience. It's a staple of their concerts. On stage they have a gigantic container filled with literally hundreds of two liters that they empty on audience members at every show. If you go to an ICP concert, you get drenched in Faygo. It's a tradition.

Not to mention the fact that Faygo is mentioned numerous times in their songs. Faygo is described by Violent J as a "ghetto pop" because it's ridiculously cheap and low-quality, and he grew up drinking it. So ICP fans (juggalos) have made it a defining part of their subculture and their drink of choice.

So Faygo is the Juggalo equivalent to hipsters drinking PBR?

SPNKr · « **Reply #2432 on:** January 27, 2011, 03:25:56 PM »

Quote from: Chino on January 27, 2011, 06:29:56 AM

"ending this horrible day. "

I'll splatter - colour - on this - graaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy
Waiting for the oooone-AH
THE DAY THAT NEVER COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMESAH

btw did she kill herself?

Birch Boy · « **Reply #2433 on:** January 27, 2011, 03:28:26 PM »

Quote

Whiskey and coke, Minecraft, and Opeth. mmmmmmmmmmmm

Gadough · « **Reply #2434 on:** January 27, 2011, 03:49:29 PM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on January 27, 2011, 02:31:52 PM

Quote from: Gadough on January 27, 2011, 11:54:20 AM
When ICP were just starting out in 1991 and 1992, Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse was drinking a Faygo in between a song. He randomly had the idea to throw the remaining amount on an audience member near the stage. The crowd loved it, and ever since then, ICP have used Faygo to spray their audience. It's a staple of their concerts. On stage they have a gigantic container filled with literally hundreds of two liters that they empty on audience members at every show. If you go to an ICP concert, you get drenched in Faygo. It's a tradition.

Not to mention the fact that Faygo is mentioned numerous times in their songs. Faygo is described by Violent J as a "ghetto pop" because it's ridiculously cheap and low-quality, and he grew up drinking it. So ICP fans (juggalos) have made it a defining part of their subculture and their drink of choice.
So Faygo is the Juggalo equivalent to hipsters drinking PBR?

I have no idea what PBR is, so I'll just assume that you're right.

Orbert · « **Reply #2435 on:** January 27, 2011, 04:07:23 PM »

Gadough · « **Reply #2436 on:** January 27, 2011, 04:10:09 PM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2437 on:** January 27, 2011, 04:11:28 PM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on January 27, 2011, 02:31:52 PM

Quote from: Gadough on January 27, 2011, 11:54:20 AM
When ICP were just starting out in 1991 and 1992, Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse was drinking a Faygo in between a song. He randomly had the idea to throw the remaining amount on an audience member near the stage. The crowd loved it, and ever since then, ICP have used Faygo to spray their audience. It's a staple of their concerts. On stage they have a gigantic container filled with literally hundreds of two liters that they empty on audience members at every show. If you go to an ICP concert, you get drenched in Faygo. It's a tradition.

Not to mention the fact that Faygo is mentioned numerous times in their songs. Faygo is described by Violent J as a "ghetto pop" because it's ridiculously cheap and low-quality, and he grew up drinking it. So ICP fans (juggalos) have made it a defining part of their subculture and their drink of choice.
So Faygo is the Juggalo equivalent to hipsters drinking PBR?

Once every few years or so I say, what the hell, I'll try a PBR. Then I throw up in my mouth. I have that same response to Dr. Pepper.

reneranucci · « **Reply #2438 on:** January 28, 2011, 02:02:36 AM »

There are the normal ( . )( . ), the silicone ( + )( + ), the perfect (o)(o) Some are cold (^)(^) and some belong to grandmothers \./\./ And let’s not forget the very large (o Y o), the very small (.)(.) and the asimetrical (•)(.)We love them all!Post this message on your wall and say ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐ to breast cancer!! xx

Ħ · « **Reply #2439 on:** January 28, 2011, 06:06:15 AM »

^that's actually pretty funny!

Global Laziness · « **Reply #2440 on:** January 28, 2011, 09:08:03 AM »

Now all I can think about is boobs.

Gadough · « **Reply #2441 on:** January 28, 2011, 09:10:22 AM »

Quote from: Global Laziness on January 28, 2011, 09:08:03 AM

Now all I can think about it boobs.

As opposed to before...?

Global Laziness · « **Reply #2442 on:** January 28, 2011, 09:11:41 AM »

Moreso than before. Whatever. This thread is now about boobs.

reneranucci · « **Reply #2443 on:** January 28, 2011, 09:27:11 AM »

Quote from: BrotherH on January 28, 2011, 06:06:15 AM

^that's actually pretty funny!

Yep nothing pathetic about it

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2444 on:** January 28, 2011, 01:29:57 PM »

I wonder how that's gonna go. I'm probably gonna get jumped on by a "d'aww" bandwagon.

Pirate · « **Reply #2445 on:** January 28, 2011, 01:52:41 PM »

I endorse your comment.

ScioPath · « **Reply #2446 on:** January 30, 2011, 08:55:29 PM »

"Why is it that everything I want, I can't have?"

Because you're a bitch and no one likes you, that's why.

toro · « **Reply #2447 on:** January 30, 2011, 09:11:01 PM »

*Photo of a girl semi naked infront of a mirror(yes you could almost see her ugly saggy tits.)*

Sexual Freak#1: Oh I like it
Girl: "Thanks"
Sexual Freak#2: Nice tits I want to se more.
Girl: "HEY WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM"

Why would you post a picture like that if you don't want that kind of coments... Fucking attention whores.

Pirate · « **Reply #2448 on:** January 30, 2011, 09:12:52 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on January 30, 2011, 08:55:29 PM

"Why is it that everything I want, I can't have?"

Because you're a bitch and no one likes you, that's why.

Mad?

ScioPath · « **Reply #2449 on:** January 30, 2011, 09:18:50 PM »

Quote from: Pirate on January 30, 2011, 09:12:52 PM

Quote from: ScioPath on January 30, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
"Why is it that everything I want, I can't have?"

Because you're a bitch and no one likes you, that's why.
Mad?

No, did I come across that way?

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