Danny: i don't ever wanna feel the way i did that day
John: take me to the place i love, take me all the way
Andrew: The day you threw it in a plastic bag fourty feet in the air? Yeah i wouldnt want to either
Danny: r.i.p hammy
Rob: you killed a hamster by throwing it into the air in a plastic bag? lmaoo
Tj: or the day when the hammie fell into the fishie tank and mike saved it but then put it in the microwave to dry it off and then it got a tumor a week later and died
Danny: or the time pete fucked me in the ass and i couldn't walk for like 3 days :/
Tj: or the time when mike pretended to kill a hamster by putting covering the hamster in ketchup and holding a butchers knife that also had ketchup on it
D: or the time andrew b--- tried to kill himself in petes kitchen, days after smileing in his eye and ending up in the hospital
A: Or the time a certain someone broke their own window and called the police to blame someone else and not get in trouble?
D: thats a personal favorite of mine, or the time me and you snuck around the outside of petes house watching him jerk off
A: Hahaha he told us to come over and never let us in like a bastard.
D: a horny xnxx using bastard
A: Or when we ghost rided that kids bike, proceeded to break the bike, blamed it on b--- then the kids father yelled at b---, making him cry and then he tried comforting him with ice cream lolol
J: speaking of comforting b---, back to the time he tried to commit suicide.. letting him watch lesbian porn on petes computer to cheer him up
A: Better than the other shit u caught him and tc watching...
Andrew B---: danny i legit fucking hate you soo much right now.
J: ahhh true grandma porn.. slightly strange but i think b--- taking elephant sized shits all over hunters glen [a development of houses] for a period of time may have topped that weirdness
I think I'll stop there for everyone's well being. And yes, all of this is true (except for the ass-fucking part).
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