The pathetic facebook status thread.

[Ultimetalhead]

Well, here we go.

Where ib florida now yea!!!!!!!!!!!! good luck ppl on ur exams today and merry christmas and happy new years 2011\nI<3*insert name of boyfriend whom she's been dating for 5 DAYS.* 4 eva

Also, what does \n mean? Seriously.

[cthrubuoy]

It's like \o but not quite.

[Sigz]

\n is also the command to start a new line when printing a string in C.

[Orbert]

Yeah, if she'd been able to embed C code into her status it would make more sense.

[Global Laziness]

Most likely what happened is she updated her status from her phone and the formatting just glitched out. There are actually a lot of things that use \n for a line break outside of C. Hell, sometimes when people's signatures glitch out on DTF they end up with a bunch of '\n's in them.

[Chino]

All from the last 48 hours.... this guy is 23.

"was it my idea to go to the hills last night and get completely shitfaced???"
"am i still in high school?"
"lookin for a rope and a sturdy branch about 15 feet from the ground...you've got to be fucking kidding me!!"
"i think its time to start drinking af that...with any luck i won't make it to dav's later..."
"Last day of the rest of my life, I wish I would have known 'cause I'd have kissed my Momma goodbye, I didn't tell her that I loved her or how much I cared or thank my Pops for all the talks and all the wisdom he shared, "
"just woke up...feel like shit...might as well start drinking now!"
"i think im ready to go back to south carolina, because no matter what i do, i can't do anything right..."

And this girl makes me want to puke... All from the last week.

"Sick to my stomach.. Please tell me I'm over thinking.. :/ smfh"
"Maybe being a cold hearted bitch will get me further? Workk til 3"
"I bust my ass.. And try so hard..but I'm always gettin knocked down..ughh"
"And I'm just gonna stay focused.. I got money on my mind and I have o n e person to worry about *ME* ♥"
"Soooooo annoyed!!!!"
"Just wants to be happy.. Guess that's just too much to ask. Smfh"
"Always waitin for me to fuuck upp* another 6hrs of workk $$"
"YOUU coulda had somethin so amazin.. U treat me like shit.. And blame it all on me..bigg things are happenin in my life.. Its too bad YOU don't wanna be apart of that.. I'm so done.. I gave u almost 2 years.. I got nothing.. DUCES"
"will no longer be taken advantage of.. Sad that i wasted 2 years hoping this would go somewhere.. but tired of hearing its all because of me.. look in the mirror.. D O N E! ♥"
"F u c k love.. I'm tired of tryyin!"
"Gave so much to someone who cared so little.. Smh.. I'm jus doin me. </3"
"I feel like half of me is no longer alive.."
"There will be a day you wished you didn't let me get a w a y.. Then it will be too late.. Movein on..someone will appreciate me♥"
"And... I miss you.. :/"
"I can't forget you.. But everyday it hurts a little less.. Almost outta work.. Goin to get my phone!!"
"I wish I had a time machine.. "
"Im lost without you...."
"Ughh I wish I never met you..I wish I could forget you.."
"Its gonna be a long road to happy.. work till 330"
"A lot on my mind... home chillin.. text "
"When love won't let you walk away and you can't help who you love..."
"Tired.. Idk wat to do anymore..."



 

[Rina]

ATTENTION WHORES GALORE.

[orcus116]

Do people not understand that we know there's a paragraph long rant just waiting behind acknowledgement of any of those statuses?

[KevShmev]

I am so sick of the "If you know someone who is also fighting cancer, repost this as your status" type statuses.  They are stupid and annoying. The people who invented those are probably the same dopes who invented those chain emails:

EMAIL THIS TO TEN PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR COMPUTER WILL BLOW UP WITHIN ONE MINUTE!

 

[tri.ad]

Probably, yeah.

[glaurung]

"Slipping on ice while carrying two ladders = ow"

- Iain Wilson

[ClairvoyantCat]

I am so sick of the "If you know someone who is also fighting cancer, repost this as your status" type statuses.  They are stupid and annoying. The people who invented those are probably the same dopes who invented those chain emails:

EMAIL THIS TO TEN PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR COMPUTER WILL BLOW UP WITHIN ONE MINUTE!

 

Or also, (a condensed version) U WILL FIND UR CRUSH TONITE F U FORWARD THIS 2 5 PPL ITS CRAZY BUT IT WORKS

Got that a few hours ago

[blackngold29]

U WILL FIND UR CRUSH TONITE F U FORWARD THIS 2 5 PPL ITS CRAZY BUT IT WORKS

That's what I think of people who post stuff like that.

[lateralus88]

"Slipping on ice while carrying two ladders = ow"

- Iain Wilson

*like*

[Jamesman42]

"Slipping on ice while carrying two ladders = ow"

- Iain Wilson

BAHAHAHA

Yes, Iain, this is about the way you walk!

[cthrubuoy]

[SPNKr]

smfh

What the fuck does this mean? I want to know now or else I'm going on a rampage and have Apache Gunships on my tail.

SMFH

Oh wait, I thought I didn't know what that means.

EDIT: sick -.-
Stefan likes this.

I lol'd.

[Gadough]

Shaking my fucking head.

[MetalJunkie]

My latest status update:

It's official. Facebook has killed the "pouty look"; it's no longer attractive. A once quirky and somewhat suggestive look was put to death by millions of girls around the globe lacking originality/the ability to take a picture. RIP, pouty look.

[cthrubuoy]

DUCK FACE!

[Sigz]

MY EYES

[toro]

IT BURNS

[chknptpie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ohT89flgc

duck face!

[MetalManiac666]

DUCK FACE!

FUCK

[Chino]

All from the last 48 hours.... this guy is 23.

"was it my idea to go to the hills last night and get completely shitfaced???"
"am i still in high school?"
"lookin for a rope and a sturdy branch about 15 feet from the ground...you've got to be fucking kidding me!!"
"i think its time to start drinking af that...with any luck i won't make it to dav's later..."
"Last day of the rest of my life, I wish I would have known 'cause I'd have kissed my Momma goodbye, I didn't tell her that I loved her or how much I cared or thank my Pops for all the talks and all the wisdom he shared, "
"just woke up...feel like shit...might as well start drinking now!"
"i think im ready to go back to south carolina, because no matter what i do, i can't do anything right..."

And this girl makes me want to puke... All from the last week.

"Sick to my stomach.. Please tell me I'm over thinking.. :/ smfh"
"Maybe being a cold hearted bitch will get me further? Workk til 3"
"I bust my ass.. And try so hard..but I'm always gettin knocked down..ughh"
"And I'm just gonna stay focused.. I got money on my mind and I have o n e person to worry about *ME* ♥"
"Soooooo annoyed!!!!"
"Just wants to be happy.. Guess that's just too much to ask. Smfh"
"Always waitin for me to fuuck upp* another 6hrs of workk $$"
"YOUU coulda had somethin so amazin.. U treat me like shit.. And blame it all on me..bigg things are happenin in my life.. Its too bad YOU don't wanna be apart of that.. I'm so done.. I gave u almost 2 years.. I got nothing.. DUCES"
"will no longer be taken advantage of.. Sad that i wasted 2 years hoping this would go somewhere.. but tired of hearing its all because of me.. look in the mirror.. D O N E! ♥"
"F u c k love.. I'm tired of tryyin!"
"Gave so much to someone who cared so little.. Smh.. I'm jus doin me. </3"
"I feel like half of me is no longer alive.."
"There will be a day you wished you didn't let me get a w a y.. Then it will be too late.. Movein on..someone will appreciate me♥"
"And... I miss you.. :/"
"I can't forget you.. But everyday it hurts a little less.. Almost outta work.. Goin to get my phone!!"
"I wish I had a time machine.. "
"Im lost without you...."
"Ughh I wish I never met you..I wish I could forget you.."
"Its gonna be a long road to happy.. work till 330"
"A lot on my mind... home chillin.. text "
"When love won't let you walk away and you can't help who you love..."
"Tired.. Idk wat to do anymore..."



 

Her latest. "All I want for Christmas is the one person I can't have .. : /"

[Gadough]

there are 3 things i hate most.......black ppl, racists, and hypocrites

The first comment:

ok you hate black ppl but at the same time you also hate racist how is that

Me: .....Really? -___-

[Implode]

Today, I discovered Trail Of Tears and put "It's raining deep in heaven" as my status. The only people who commented thought I was talking about Jesus and Christmas or something. That's what I get for putting DT lyrics in my status. 

[Portrucci]

there are 3 things i hate most.......black ppl, racists, and hypocrites

The first comment:

ok you hate black ppl but at the same time you also hate racist how is that

Me: .....Really? -___-

huh, wow 

[lateralus88]

Today, I discovered Trail Of Tears and put "It's raining deep in heaven" as my status. The only people who commented thought I was talking about Jesus and Christmas or something. That's what I get for putting DT lyrics in my status. 

Do Deicide lyrics next time.

[Gadough]

Today, I discovered Trail Of Tears and put "It's raining deep in heaven" as my status. The only people who commented thought I was talking about Jesus and Christmas or something. That's what I get for putting DT lyrics in my status. 

Do Deicide lyrics next time.

Or Bloodbath - Mock the Cross.

......

Fuck it, just quote Eaten and have some real fun.

[SPNKr]

there are 3 things i hate most.......black ppl, racists, and hypocrites

The first comment:

ok you hate black ppl but at the same time you also hate racist how is that

Me: .....Really? -___-

I hope he was trying to be humorous but that wasn't anywhere near either. Douche.

[Gadough]

Mariah is this guy's girlfriend. Enjoy the lols:

Got Mariah some Victoria secret lingerie, open heart necklace, jordans' shoes, and a rams shirt. I got one 2 now we can dress alike on Christmas haha I am the best boyfriend Ever

- two hours pass -

Mariah didnt buy me anything for christmas but she brought the guy who she cheated with gifts. Pissed!!

Under normal circumstances I would feel bad for any guy in this situation. But this dude publicly airs his dirty laundry every chance he gets, so I take it that means I'm allowed to laugh at him.

[SPNKr]

Mariah didnt buy me anything for christmas but she brought the guy who she cheated with gifts. Pissed!!

Excellent reason to break it off with her.

[DarkEternalNight]

God, I love this thread. Here's some pathetic statuses.

my stories are amazingly funny:)

This annoys me, no real reason why...maybe someone could tell me why.

Been a long day,I need some SlipKnoT,Disasterpieces DVD!!! STAY (SIC)

One of my best friends but 

Especially loves being called a bitch, when I'm sick and wanna go to sleep. Thank you once again. Merry Christmas everyone else

Not to mention she posted 2 more similar statuses within a 10 minute timespan.

[juice]

God, I love this thread. Here's some pathetic statuses.

my stories are amazingly funny:)

This annoys me, no real reason why...maybe someone could tell me why.

Because you shouldn't say that you're funny because you just don't.  It kinda makes it look like you're bragging about yourself like, "OMG GUISE I'M SOOO FUNNY AREN'T I?!"  or at least thats how I look at it.