Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306638 times)

SPNKr · « **Reply #2135 on:** December 05, 2010, 06:52:33 PM »

Quote from: Chino on December 05, 2010, 03:03:07 PM

mine
https://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5768/646879-krumm_large.jpg

I remember that too!

Gadough · « **Reply #2136 on:** December 06, 2010, 12:00:47 AM »

"So I just got kicked out of taco bell again today for doing nothing....again"

7 people like this

This kid will just go into Taco Bell and sit there using their wi fi and acting obnoxious. He never gets any food so he gets kicked out. This is a common thing with him, hence the "....again". But I don't really blame him. There isn't shit to do in this town.

Orbert · « **Reply #2137 on:** December 06, 2010, 07:25:28 AM »

All he has to do is buy one damned taco or a Coke or something and he's a customer and can then stay as long as he wants. The fact that he won't do that is... pathetic.

Gadough · « **Reply #2138 on:** December 06, 2010, 08:50:47 AM »

Hey, you won't find me arguing. I've tried telling him that, but he won't listen.

SPNKr · « **Reply #2139 on:** December 06, 2010, 06:30:16 PM »

He needs a bit of this

blackngold29 · « **Reply #2140 on:** December 06, 2010, 06:41:09 PM »

"With my boyfriend"

Same comment everyday. No description of where they are or what they're doing, although maybe that's a good thing. But I really don't see how anyone could leave a legit comment on that.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2141 on:** December 06, 2010, 06:42:47 PM »

Quote from: blackngold29 on December 06, 2010, 06:41:09 PM

"With my boyfriend"

Same comment everyday. No description of where they are or what they're doing, although maybe that's a good thing. But I really don't see how anyone could leave a legit comment on that.

On top of that, you always get 5 people liking it. I know this one chick who does that every fucking day, but she usually just posts his name with a heart next to it, or just says "***** ******** today"

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2142 on:** December 06, 2010, 06:47:10 PM »

This isn't as much of a Facebook rant as it is a relationships rant, but here goes.

This girl I know is dating this guy who's pretty stupid. He's pretty terrible at English, and he's just not that bright of a guy. They fight a LOT, mostly during lunch. But, almost every day, like clockwork, she posts "I have the most amazing boyfriend ever =D"

I just don't understand.

Plasmastrike · « **Reply #2143 on:** December 06, 2010, 08:06:41 PM »

They probably have good sex.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #2144 on:** December 06, 2010, 09:38:53 PM »

Quote from: Plasmastrike on December 06, 2010, 08:06:41 PM

They probably have good sex.

Only logical conclusion.

KevShmev · « **Reply #2145 on:** December 06, 2010, 10:26:59 PM »

Sounds like big talk, like she wants everyone to know and believe that she has the perfect boyfriend and relationship. People like that are usually a bit too concerned with what others think, instead of focusing on her own inner happiness.

Gadough · « **Reply #2146 on:** December 07, 2010, 02:01:57 AM »

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OMG!!!! My lesbian roommates are having sex and they are loud. I can't sleep so I have decided to go join. The benefits of having lesbian roommates.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2147 on:** December 07, 2010, 02:28:57 AM »

You know, I know that this thread is dedicated to the stupid shit people post. But Gadough, that made me legitimately declare out loud, "Why the shit would you ever tell your entire network of friends this?"

Sigz · « **Reply #2148 on:** December 07, 2010, 03:24:54 AM »

>implying it's not a frape

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2149 on:** December 07, 2010, 03:27:27 AM »

>Implying there is not someone out there who lacks such judgment skills

Pirate · « **Reply #2150 on:** December 07, 2010, 04:55:17 AM »

"kiss me, or cut me, Either way, you'll make me bleed"

Man, is this guy annoying. He's pretty much been 'depressed' since he got kicked off a baseball team and started listening to Nirvana (how does that even work?). He's got a lot to be happy about, plenty of friends, he's in a band, but still he sees the 'rough' side of life, somehow.

"I miss the comfort of being sad,"

"cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath,"

He's also one of those people who use commas at the end of all their statuses.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2151 on:** December 07, 2010, 02:19:44 PM »

Two possibilities:

A. He's just a whiny, spoiled bitch.
B. He could be legitimately ill in the head.

zxlkho · « **Reply #2152 on:** December 07, 2010, 02:38:45 PM »

C. He thinks he's cool posting song lyrics...?

I notice a lot of people do this and consider themselves "deep"

lateralus88 · « **Reply #2153 on:** December 07, 2010, 02:46:32 PM »

It's even funnier when It's from that stereotypical jock who acts as if he's never had an intelligent thought once in his life.

Gadough · « **Reply #2154 on:** December 07, 2010, 07:27:19 PM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on December 07, 2010, 03:27:27 AM

>Implying there is not someone out there who lacks such judgment skills

This is correct. I expected you guys to be like "wtf, that's not pathetic, that's awesome!" But trust me, this guy is the single most awkward person I've ever met. The idea that this could actually be true makes me squirm, and when I first saw it on my news feed I couldn't believe he posted it. Just...ugh.

Chino · « **Reply #2155 on:** December 10, 2010, 05:29:31 PM »

"are we serious right now?...apparently im doing NOTHING tonight...great"

and

"where are all the single men?!?!?!"

orcus116 · « **Reply #2156 on:** December 10, 2010, 05:33:22 PM »

The second one is definitely from a fat chick.

Chino · « **Reply #2157 on:** December 10, 2010, 05:35:58 PM »

Quote from: orcus116 on December 10, 2010, 05:33:22 PM

The second one is definitely from a fat chick.

orcus116 · « **Reply #2158 on:** December 10, 2010, 05:37:30 PM »

All her friends are black.

Chino · « **Reply #2159 on:** December 10, 2010, 05:39:26 PM »

Rina · « **Reply #2160 on:** December 10, 2010, 05:46:06 PM »

She looks as trashy as I imagined, lol.

orcus116 · « **Reply #2161 on:** December 10, 2010, 05:51:15 PM »

I fold. I honestly didn't realize a human being like that could exist.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #2162 on:** December 10, 2010, 06:07:55 PM »

Oh buddy, they do. They really do.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2163 on:** December 10, 2010, 06:44:26 PM »

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"IM NOT PREGANET THINK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT READY TO BE A MOM AT 18 MAYBE IN A FEW YEARS BUT NOT NOW"

Honestly, I definitely think you're not ready to be parenting if you can't even spell "pregnant".

BUT WAIT THERE'S A FOLLOW UP FROM THE SAME PERSON.

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I love that people talk behind other ppl's back

She also "liked" this herself, alone. As in, nobody else "liked" it, so she did.

Gee, I don't know. Maybe if you didn't post status updates like the aforementioned "PREGANET" one, people wouldn't have anything to talk behind your back about.

SPNKr · « **Reply #2164 on:** December 10, 2010, 10:55:38 PM »

I don't know about Preganet but Dragnet was more entertaining. LOL at the part "MAYBE IN A FEW YEARS". HAHAHA she plans to get pregnant at 20.

Here's one (or two)
"Taking off the shoes"

"Now the socks"

FUCK THAT'S LAME AND PATHETIC.

tri.ad · « **Reply #2165 on:** December 11, 2010, 12:46:44 AM »

I think my brain has had dropouts as I was reading the most recent posts here. I'll have to leave this thread as fast as possible.

Arch Benemy · « **Reply #2166 on:** December 11, 2010, 07:01:41 AM »

I really hate this guy

"treat bitchs like ferrai gas em up"

"she says she wants a ps3 contoller. I said play wid my dick its duel shock funniest line I herd 2day hahah"

"call me so I can make it juicey for yaaa"

Ugh

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2167 on:** December 11, 2010, 09:22:47 AM »

Quote from: tri.ad on December 11, 2010, 12:46:44 AM

I think my brain has had dropouts as I was reading the most recent posts here. I'll have to leave this thread as fast as possible.

I have to deal with this chick every single day of my life.

robwebster · « **Reply #2168 on:** December 11, 2010, 10:47:36 AM »

Quote from: SPNKr on December 10, 2010, 10:55:38 PM

"Taking off the shoes"

"Now the socks"

FUCK THAT'S LAME AND PATHETIC.

That sounds like the kind of thing I'd quite like to do for a joke, if I didn't think it'd get on everyone's tits.

Genuinely find that quite funny, though.

Gadough · « **Reply #2169 on:** December 11, 2010, 12:01:32 PM »

Quote from: SPNKr on December 10, 2010, 10:55:38 PM

Here's one (or two)
"Taking off the shoes"

"Now the socks"

lol

Quote from: Arch Benemy on December 11, 2010, 07:01:41 AM

"she says she wants a ps3 contoller. I said play wid my dick its duel shock funniest line I herd 2day hahah"

lol

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