The pathetic facebook status thread.

[Rina]

Lisa: Ive lost respect for you walmart, never stepping in that dirty store again.

Liuba:  what happened?

Lisa: Mind your own business

Liuba: :/

Liuba: if you don't want people getting in ur business don't post it on facebook.

Lisa: Dont question it.

The hell is wrong with people? 

Seriously, this is why I don't use Facebook, it's a waste of time and everyone is so pathetically self-centered they have to come up with things in order to convince you to reach out to them and ask a question.

Grow up.

[Gorille85]

Seriously, this is why I don't use Facebook, it's a waste of time and everyone is so pathetically self-centered they have to come up with things in order to convince you to reach out to them and ask a question.

Well, it certainly isn't the case for a lot of people. It just depends on who you're friend with.

[zxlkho]

Seriously, this is why I don't use Facebook, it's a waste of time and everyone is so pathetically self-centered they have to come up with things in order to convince you to reach out to them and ask a question.

You described my roommate perfectly.

[Rina]

Seriously, this is why I don't use Facebook, it's a waste of time and everyone is so pathetically self-centered they have to come up with things in order to convince you to reach out to them and ask a question.

You described my roommate perfectly.

Well of course, we're very well acquainted after all. He's always the one who lets me in when I ninja your 360.

[Chino]

Even worse when it's a dude.

Heart is fucking shattered, time to pick up the pieces, never doing this again.

[YtseBitsySpider]

I like this interesting little nugget.

Alexandra Tobias of Florida has plead guilty to murder today, months after killing her 3-month-old son for interrupting her game of Farmville.

Farmville is a game on Facebook where users own their own farms and interact with other farm owners from around the world.

In January, Tobias was playing the computer game and became angry after her baby Dylan started crying.

She shook the baby out of anger, smoked a cigarette and then shook the baby again, says The Florida Times-Union.

Tobias will receive a minimum of 25 years for the charge of second-degree murder.

[Chino]

 All the crayfish in my classroom escaped!! Fml!!!

[Chino]

[ehra]

I'm 20 and what is this

[tri.ad]

Boo hoo.

[AwakeFromOctavarium]

Maybe you could do something to protect privacy or something?

[Birch Boy]

Cock is my best friend, I'm very opposed to vagina, my anus craves the touch of a large black cock and if anyone can fulfill that craving I would appreciate it

>Reads status
>Sees cell phone symbol under it
>

[Orbert]

Yeah, some of the "you left yourself logged in" posts on Facebook can be pretty funny.

[lateralus88]

Yeah, some of the "you left yourself logged in" posts on Facebook can be pretty funny.

"The Enzyte is finally kicking in"

[Birch Boy]

Yeah, some of the "you left yourself logged in" posts on Facebook can be pretty funny.

"The Enzyte is finally kicking in"

[Orbert]

Had to Google it, but did chuckle.

[SPNKr]

Lisa: Ive lost respect for you walmart, never stepping in that dirty store again.

Liuba:  what happened?

Lisa: Mind your own business

Liuba: :/

Liuba: if you don't want people getting in ur business don't post it on facebook.

Lisa: Dont question it.

What a bitch.

[Lynxo]

Yeah, some of the "you left yourself logged in" posts on Facebook can be pretty funny.

We actually have a word for that - faceraping. Sounds soooooo wrong, but there you go.

[SPNKr]

Yeah, some of the "you left yourself logged in" posts on Facebook can be pretty funny.

We actually have a word for that - faceraping. Sounds soooooo wrong, but there you go.

HAHAHA that's a good one! I'm gonna remember that.

[blackngold29]

A wall post from a girlfriend to her boyfriend, the names have been changed to protect the Facepalm:

Hey Steve,
i love you.
love, Nancy
ps we still need to celebrate our anniversary that was two months ago and your birthday that was two months ago, you should make reservations somewhere.

[Orbert]

I'm still amazed by the people who don't understand the difference between posting on someone's wall and sending them a private message.

Can all your friends see what's on your wall?  Yes.  That's what it's for.  Then why would you think that something you post on someone else's wall can only be seen by them?

Of course, that's assuming that they even care whether or not the whole world knows their personal issues.  Maybe Nancy was trying to publicly guilt Steve into making reservations somewhere by posting it on his wall.  The only problem I see there is that Nancy is a bitch (a) for doing it in the first place and (b) for falling back on the old "it's the guy's job to do this"

[Gadough]

A wall post from a girlfriend to her boyfriend, the names have been changed to protect the Facepalm:

Hey Steve,
i love you.
love, Nancy
ps we still need to celebrate our anniversary that was two months ago and your birthday that was two months ago, you should make reservations somewhere.

That's amazing.

[tri.ad]

A wall post from a girlfriend to her boyfriend, the names have been changed to protect the Facepalm:

Hey Steve,
i love you.
love, Nancy
ps we still need to celebrate our anniversary that was two months ago and your birthday that was two months ago, you should make reservations somewhere.

What the hell?!

[Gadough]

I can't tell if she's being serious, or if she's trying to be sarcastic/funny.

[Orbert]

She's being serious.  Women do shit like that, start off with the love and kisses, then ask you to do something they believe it is your "job" to do, even if they're perfectly capable of doing it themselves.

[Rina]

She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? 

[PlaysLikeMyung]

She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? 

Yeah, I hate that sort of mentality. Women are perfectly capable doing stuff like that these days. Isn't that what the feminist movement was trying to accomplish?

[Gadough]

She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? 

Well the way it's worded makes it sound like the birthday and anniversary shared a close time period and thus could be celebrated simultaneously.

[Rina]

She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? 

Yeah, I hate that sort of mentality. Women are perfectly capable doing stuff like that these days. Isn't that what the feminist movement was trying to accomplish?

It's nice for the guy to make plans/etc, but we aren't incapable of doing things ourselves. Guys want to be treated/surprised too.    Some girls are just dumb.

@ Gadough- Well, each occasion is special in it's own way, so I'd think that they should be seperate. Either way, it's HIS b-day, so why couldn't she do something?

[King Postwhore]

My wifes anniversary and birthday is 7 days apart.  Guess who set things up?!  I deal with family members who do dumb things like that also.

[Gadough]

She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? 

Yeah, I hate that sort of mentality. Women are perfectly capable doing stuff like that these days. Isn't that what the feminist movement was trying to accomplish?

It's nice for the guy to make plans/etc, but we aren't incapable of doing things ourselves. Guys want to be treated/surprised too.    Some girls are just dumb.

@ Gadough- Well, each occasion is special in it's own way, so I'd think that they should be seperate. Either way, it's HIS b-day, so why couldn't she do something?

Oh I agree, I was just pointing out that they might want to celebrate them together for the sake of convenience.

[Rina]

She's kind've retarded. If it was his birthday, shouldn't YOU have planned something? 

Yeah, I hate that sort of mentality. Women are perfectly capable doing stuff like that these days. Isn't that what the feminist movement was trying to accomplish?

It's nice for the guy to make plans/etc, but we aren't incapable of doing things ourselves. Guys want to be treated/surprised too.    Some girls are just dumb.

@ Gadough- Well, each occasion is special in it's own way, so I'd think that they should be seperate. Either way, it's HIS b-day, so why couldn't she do something?

Oh I agree, I was just pointing out that they might want to celebrate them together for the sake of convenience.

Lol, I know.   

[Orbert]

Convenience is a lame excuse, though.  His birthday should be something special that he gets to celebrate.  He gets a present, gets to pick where they have dinner, and a blowjob later.  An anniversary is something that they celebrate together.  The choice of what they do to celebrate it, and where, should have signficance for both of them.

[Orbert]

I have a friend whose birthday is December 25.  Every year the total number of Christmas presents and Birthday presents he gets is roughly half of your average person, because almost everyone gets him a present for "both".  How lame is that?  We always make it a point to send him something for both his Birthday and Christmas.

[blackngold29]

Just to confirm what has already been said: Yes she was being serious. Yes she can be kind of retarded.

And yeah, the whole same present for Christmas/B-day thing would suck.