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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1855 on: October 06, 2010, 07:25:13 PM »
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Huh, so guess there's a murderer in Mahopac...

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1856 on: October 06, 2010, 08:31:50 PM »
I don't get it.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1857 on: October 06, 2010, 10:37:54 PM »
Yeah I just don't get it. I'm all for breast cancer awareness, but shit like this doesn't really promote awareness.

How does

"I like it on the table"

translate to

"Be aware of breast cancer"?

It doesn't, but it does get your attention.  That's the point.  To do something which gets people's attention.  Girls know that guys are going to think about exactly one thing when girls say "I like it on the kitchen counter" or "I like it on my nightstand" and will then try to find out what it's all about.  The intention is not to keep it a secret forever; it's to get everyone's attention and then say "Hey, Breast Cancer Awareness!"  Ta-da!  Now we're all aware and thinking about it.  This is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Stupid?  Maybe.  But it did get our attention and did get us thinking about Breast Cancer, if only for a short while.

Last year's thing with the colors was the same thing, but "color of bra" at least was related to breasts and thus a more obvious link to Breast Cancer Awareness, but maybe some girls felt weird posting.  I know a few who came right out and said that that's private and no way are they posting it.  This one girl I know finally posted "Okay fine. Edible leopard."  I don't know if she was serious or not, but it certainly made me think about her breasts for a while.

One of my ex-girlfriends is a breast cancer survivor, and this may be crass, but she had some fantastic breasts.  They're gone now, which is a crying shame, and honestly, just knowing that those beautiful breasts will never again be shared and enjoyed really does make me hope they find a cure for breast cancer.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1858 on: October 07, 2010, 12:47:34 AM »
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we should merge YOUTUBE, TWITTER,MYSPACE, and FACEBOOK...and just call it...YOU TWIT MY FACE...lol lol lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1859 on: October 07, 2010, 01:20:35 PM »
Orbert.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1860 on: October 07, 2010, 01:47:22 PM »
I feel it.  :heart

I love breasts, and anything which harms them is bad and wrong.

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« Reply #1861 on: October 07, 2010, 07:09:01 PM »
"steve jobs is dead"

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« Reply #1862 on: October 07, 2010, 08:18:15 PM »
I love breasts, and anything which harms them is bad and wrong.

Amen.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1863 on: October 07, 2010, 08:25:49 PM »
I love breasts, and anything which harms them is bad and wrong.

Amen.
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« Reply #1864 on: October 08, 2010, 02:02:45 AM »
I love breasts, and anything which harms them is bad and wrong.

Amen.
I'm with you too, brother.
Hell yeah! Boobs for president!
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« Reply #1865 on: October 08, 2010, 02:07:05 AM »
All hail President Boob!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1866 on: October 08, 2010, 03:11:23 PM »
"Never been so happy in my life!!! Got the best wifey anyone can have!! And I got my real nigga's!!! You already kno who you guys are!!"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1867 on: October 08, 2010, 03:12:56 PM »
wow

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1868 on: October 08, 2010, 03:15:32 PM »
I deleted over 300 friends this week. I left him for the sake of this thread. He has plenty of gems in here already.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1869 on: October 08, 2010, 06:22:46 PM »
"Never been so happy in my life!!! Got the best wifey anyone can have!! And I got my real wigga's!!! You already kno who you guys are!!"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1870 on: October 08, 2010, 06:24:08 PM »
"Never been so happy in my life!!! Got the best wifey anyone can have!! And I got my real wigga's!!! You already kno who you guys are!!"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1871 on: October 08, 2010, 06:24:29 PM »
fixed that for him

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1872 on: October 08, 2010, 06:26:50 PM »

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1873 on: October 08, 2010, 06:27:54 PM »
:tup

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1874 on: October 08, 2010, 11:38:34 PM »
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LIFE IS SO MISS UP BUT GOD IS THERE FOR ME AND HE IS BLESSING ME MORE AND MORE HE IS KEEP ME GOING AND I LOVE HIM FOR THAT AND PEOPLE ARE HURTING EVERY DAY HOW DO I MOVIE FWD I HAVE PEOPLE THAT LOVE SOME THE LOVE KEEP ME GOING I TRY TO KEEP MY SELF AND THE WORD OF GOD SOME IT HARD BUT I AM TRY MY BEST HE SAW THE BEST IN ME I JUST WANT TO THANK HIM FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO PRAISE HIM THOUGHT THE GOOD AND THE BAD

This is a pretty standard status update for him.  That means the spelling, the grammar, the CAPSLOCK and the content are all typical.

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« Reply #1875 on: October 08, 2010, 11:45:24 PM »
Reading through this thread makes me angry with society

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« Reply #1876 on: October 09, 2010, 01:30:39 AM »
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officially a adult :)

Well you sure don't use grammar like one.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1877 on: October 09, 2010, 06:22:02 AM »
He forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1879 on: October 09, 2010, 06:32:33 AM »
He forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1880 on: October 09, 2010, 06:40:30 AM »
He forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.

lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin

Thanks for pointing that out. I would have missed it.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1881 on: October 09, 2010, 11:23:27 AM »
mc chris - im watching roseanne halloween eps

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« Reply #1882 on: October 09, 2010, 11:35:34 AM »
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Today would have been 37 months, but.. IT'S NOT!!! Feeling better than I ever have! :) and her phone got cut off. Made my day!!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1883 on: October 09, 2010, 01:00:29 PM »
He forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.
IT'S A BIG FUCKING DEAL. I SEE WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THE PROPER USE OF "AN" AND "A". AN ALWAYS GOES BEFORE A FUCKING VOWEL GOD DAMN IT!
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1884 on: October 09, 2010, 02:48:04 PM »
NOT ALWAYS, ALTHOUGH THAT PERSON WAS STILL WRONG.

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« Reply #1885 on: October 09, 2010, 05:26:08 PM »
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Has to go see that vampires suck film! Looks funny as!

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« Reply #1886 on: October 09, 2010, 07:49:18 PM »
Quote from: John Petrucci
BSN protein bars!!


Not pathetic, I just found it funny though. The key to his bear-ness
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1887 on: October 09, 2010, 08:43:08 PM »
He forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.
IT'S A BIG FUCKING DEAL. I SEE WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THE PROPER USE OF "AN" AND "A". AN ALWAYS GOES BEFORE A FUCKING VOWEL GOD DAMN IT!

So would you say, "an unicorn"?

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« Reply #1888 on: October 09, 2010, 08:44:21 PM »
He forgot a "n," what a fucking retard.

AN ALWAYS GOES BEFORE A FUCKING VOWEL GOD DAMN IT!


A union.
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« Reply #1889 on: October 10, 2010, 02:16:10 AM »
Well okay, let me rephrase. Generally, the rule is "an " goes before a vowel, but there are exceptions just like all rules in the english language. It's just like saying "an historic". But keep in mind, the english language is just fuckin bizarre.

Ghoti = fish
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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