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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1680 on: September 11, 2010, 01:37:41 PM »
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Obvious troll is obvious.

No that's the thing. She's completely serious. It's tough to believe.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1681 on: September 11, 2010, 01:59:44 PM »
Yeah, my one of my cousins is like that. Liberals and muslims hate america and are actively trying to destroy it  :\
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1682 on: September 12, 2010, 10:03:29 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1683 on: September 15, 2010, 08:07:20 PM »
Does this guy not understand that MW is the best game ever?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1684 on: September 16, 2010, 01:57:02 PM »
"skipping class tonite. no way in hell am i getting caught in some 40mph winds and cloud to ground lightening all for some math class. getting comfy and watching movies. textttttttttttttt. :) "



.... cloud to ground lightening  :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1685 on: September 16, 2010, 02:03:29 PM »
I personally like the Facebook t-shirt they have at T-Shirt Hell:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1686 on: September 16, 2010, 04:36:53 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1687 on: September 16, 2010, 04:43:11 PM »
Way, way  :tup to Cozmo and emindead. Fantastic.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1688 on: September 16, 2010, 08:48:40 PM »


Yeah...TJ is me.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1689 on: September 18, 2010, 02:02:13 PM »
All the same girl...

"is in such a bad mood right now and it seems everybodys testing me. I'm about to go off on the next idiot who takes a try"

"Why doesn't anyone understand how I feel"

"life is so fucking depressing when u have a 2 year old!!"     (should have kept your legs closed)

"‎::omg I can't take this anymore. I'm tired of this bullshit! "

""...I wish I had my arms around you, but ill just dream about you instead""     (dude has been in jail like 2.5 years now)

" He's such an artist ♥ 7.14.07" (facepalm)

":: I hope terrance is doing ok :( board meeting didn't go as planned...another date set for oct :( "

"has gone thru about 10 pairs or earrings with alayna in like 2 weeks, idk y she keeps trying to take them out.."

      -   My response ....  "Maybe that's a sign that she doesn't want them in...."   
      -   Her reply      ....  "No, I know she wants them in."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1690 on: September 18, 2010, 02:32:51 PM »
wow...that is quite pathetic.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1691 on: September 19, 2010, 01:36:17 AM »
Quote from: Chino on September 18, 2010, 02:02:13 PM
"life is so fucking depressing when u have a 2 year old!!"

Worthless bag of vagina.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1692 on: September 19, 2010, 03:36:32 AM »
Christ, she's special isn't she.  :|


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I was oh so tempted to retort with "have fun bleeding!", but I don't know her well enough.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1693 on: September 19, 2010, 05:48:28 AM »
Quote from: Chino on September 18, 2010, 02:02:13 PM
All the same girl...

"is in such a bad mood right now and it seems everybodys testing me. I'm about to go off on the next idiot who takes a try"

"Why doesn't anyone understand how I feel"

"life is so fucking depressing when u have a 2 year old!!"     (should have kept your legs closed)

"‎::omg I can't take this anymore. I'm tired of this bullshit! "

""...I wish I had my arms around you, but ill just dream about you instead""     (dude has been in jail like 2.5 years now)

" He's such an artist ♥ 7.14.07" (facepalm)

":: I hope terrance is doing ok :( board meeting didn't go as planned...another date set for oct :( "

"has gone thru about 10 pairs or earrings with alayna in like 2 weeks, idk y she keeps trying to take them out.."

      -   My response ....  "Maybe that's a sign that she doesn't want them in...."   
      -   Her reply      ....  "No, I know she wants them in."

Her first two of the day.

"its bad when you just get up and u can't wait until its time to go back to bed again... Alaynas been up jumping around in my bed for literally hours, I feel like I haven't slept at all.."

"when is this kid going to learn to poor her own cerial"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1694 on: September 19, 2010, 06:09:10 AM »
She'll get her just deserts when the kid hits puberty.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1695 on: September 19, 2010, 07:52:01 AM »
Clearly I should have checked this out earlier.   :rollin

The chick on the last page talkin about hating Muslims and Obama is great.  I'm gonna have to scroll through all ~50 pages because this stuff is gold.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1696 on: September 19, 2010, 09:33:40 AM »
Quote from: Chino on September 19, 2010, 05:48:28 AM
Quote from: Chino on September 18, 2010, 02:02:13 PM
All the same girl...

"is in such a bad mood right now and it seems everybodys testing me. I'm about to go off on the next idiot who takes a try"

"Why doesn't anyone understand how I feel"

"life is so fucking depressing when u have a 2 year old!!"     (should have kept your legs closed)

"‎::omg I can't take this anymore. I'm tired of this bullshit! "

""...I wish I had my arms around you, but ill just dream about you instead""     (dude has been in jail like 2.5 years now)

" He's such an artist ♥ 7.14.07" (facepalm)

":: I hope terrance is doing ok :( board meeting didn't go as planned...another date set for oct :( "

"has gone thru about 10 pairs or earrings with alayna in like 2 weeks, idk y she keeps trying to take them out.."

      -   My response ....  "Maybe that's a sign that she doesn't want them in...."   
      -   Her reply      ....  "No, I know she wants them in."

Her first two of the day.

"its bad when you just get up and u can't wait until its time to go back to bed again... Alaynas been up jumping around in my bed for literally hours, I feel like I haven't slept at all.."

"when is this kid going to learn to poor her own cerial"

Few things actually make me rage. . .but dude :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored :censored
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1697 on: September 19, 2010, 08:25:42 PM »
People like that should've been sterilized.  They're not just complaining about having kids and how hard it is -- fuck them, every parent knows how hard it is -- they're complaining that their life sucks because they have kids, and that's just too fucking bad.  Unless they were raped, there was a choice made sometime in the past, and they chose poorly.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1698 on: September 20, 2010, 11:23:00 AM »
"i wish i could understand how someone can go from loving you and making you feel like you meant everything to them for two years to wanting nothing to do with you..."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1699 on: September 20, 2010, 01:22:05 PM »
I hate when people do this:

Friend 1 Well this really sucks...
      Friend 2 What's happened?
      Friend 1 Nothing. Don't worry about it.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1700 on: September 20, 2010, 01:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Implode on September 20, 2010, 01:22:05 PM
I hate when people do this:

Friend 1 Well this really sucks...
      Friend 2 What's happened?
      Friend 1 Nothing. Don't worry about it.

*potentially guilty*
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« Reply #1701 on: September 20, 2010, 01:40:27 PM »
Some girl (in french):

Status 1: I love you. I'm so sorry for everything. "Sometimes it's better to leave to find yourself again." (ON HER WALL)

Then, some people commented or called her I suppose.

Status 2: OMG JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESSES!! That seems to be a really hard thing to do for some people!!

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« Reply #1702 on: September 20, 2010, 01:50:53 PM »
I was thinking about this the other day how I usually will leave some kind of message every day, even if it's just random lyrics. And because that's more than most people post I'm probably seen as being more 'open' about my thoughts than other people, but if I actually posted what I was thinking in plain English, people would seriously think I need to go to a doctor.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1703 on: September 20, 2010, 02:56:41 PM »
Quote from: Implode on September 20, 2010, 01:22:05 PM
I hate when people do this:

Friend 1 Well this really sucks...
      Friend 2 What's happened?
      Friend 1 Nothing. Don't worry about it.

ugh, thats the worst.
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« Reply #1704 on: September 20, 2010, 03:08:56 PM »
Those always seem like cries for attention to me, although I guess they don't have to be.

Last week, my friend's daughter posted "I can't believe you're gone.  I miss you so much. :(" as her status.  Her dad had already followed up with "It'll be all right.  You have to be strong." or something like that.  Shit, I thought someone had died or something.  I posted follow-ups, asking what happened.  Nothing.  So I sent a Message to John (dad) asking what was going on.

A friend of hers transferred to a different school.  But I guess to a teenager, that's just as traumatic.  But what the fuck?  You've been on Facebook ten times since I asked what was going on; would it have killed you to just answer my question last week?
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« Reply #1705 on: September 20, 2010, 03:15:00 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on September 20, 2010, 03:08:56 PM
But what the fuck?  You've been on Facebook ten times since I asked what was going on; would it have killed you to just answer my question last week?
Yeah I really hate it when it happens. For whatever reasons...
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« Reply #1706 on: September 20, 2010, 03:40:55 PM »
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« Reply #1707 on: September 20, 2010, 03:43:39 PM »
I also love it when old people on facebook respond to a comment like they write an e-mail, with the signature at the end and everything! :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1708 on: September 20, 2010, 04:08:14 PM »
Quote from: Implode on September 20, 2010, 01:22:05 PM
I hate when people do this:

Friend 1 Well this really sucks...
      Friend 2 What's happened?
      Friend 1 Nothing. Don't worry about it.

Alternately:

Friend 1 Well this really sucks...
      Friend 2 What's happened?
      Friend 1 Text me.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1709 on: September 20, 2010, 07:14:51 PM »
" thought my micro test was thursday... its wed... FML"
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« Reply #1710 on: September 20, 2010, 07:57:19 PM »
Wall post:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1711 on: September 21, 2010, 05:00:03 AM »
Quote from: Chino on September 20, 2010, 07:14:51 PM
" thought my micro test was thursday... its wed... FML"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1712 on: September 21, 2010, 09:04:50 AM »
Chick:              "woke up bawling my eyes out. this is me officially giving up."

Chick friend A:   "been dur. ♥"

Chick:              " nothing ever goes my way...EVER.
I don't know why I even get surprised anymore. :\
But I really am just giving up now...there's no use in trying."

Chick Friend B: "what happen"

Chick:             "Don't wanna talk about it" 
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1713 on: September 21, 2010, 09:09:37 AM »
Same guy in order.

Washin the beast then pickin up wifey!! ♥ Takin her to Ihop! Since shes a fat ass :-)
September 15 at 11:24am

 FML!!! I hate mothers!!!!!!
Sunday at 6:51pm    (keep in mind he is referring to the woman who adopted him after his 16 year old meth addicted mother abandoned him)

I'm single and I'm fuckin staying that way!!! Fuck bitches
Sunday at 7:56pm

Fuck bitches, already got money, might as well get more.
Monday at 3:18pm

Ugh wish I was with my wifey :/. Love you Babi <333333!!!!!
Monday at 5:20pm

I love my wifeyyyyyyyy
8 minutes ago
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1714 on: September 21, 2010, 09:16:46 AM »
Wait, what?!
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