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Offline zxlkho

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1645 on: September 01, 2010, 10:21:43 PM »
Louis ______ "float like a butterfly sting like when i pee"

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Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1646 on: September 01, 2010, 10:27:16 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1647 on: September 01, 2010, 11:34:35 PM »
That's a Family Guy quote.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1648 on: September 02, 2010, 03:45:02 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on September 01, 2010, 11:34:35 PM
That's a Family Guy quote.

That actually makes it worse.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1649 on: September 02, 2010, 09:15:46 AM »
Family Guy kind of sucks. This explains why I wouldn't know that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1650 on: September 02, 2010, 01:13:15 PM »
Not pathetic, actually rather funny.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1651 on: September 02, 2010, 01:22:58 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1652 on: September 02, 2010, 02:12:40 PM »
Its that time of year where all the teachers are bitching about going back to school to decorate their classrooms.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1653 on: September 04, 2010, 12:40:32 PM »
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I finally managed to straighten my pubes, they now look like curtains around a chicken nugget!!

lolfrape.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1654 on: September 04, 2010, 12:46:25 PM »
What the hell? :|
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1655 on: September 04, 2010, 12:46:42 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1656 on: September 04, 2010, 05:34:08 PM »
:whatthe:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1657 on: September 04, 2010, 05:56:33 PM »
Quote from: Silver Tears on September 04, 2010, 12:40:32 PM
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I finally managed to straighten my pubes, they now look like curtains around a chicken nugget!!

lolfrape.

There is so much about that statement I just don't understand.  I think I like it that way.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1658 on: September 05, 2010, 02:22:26 AM »
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Why do so many dudes wanna be hard asses these days ?
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My nigga u tell me?
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They are all hard tell you make em bleed bruh bruh
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Boi u a fool
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No fool, why didn't y'all let me bust a move is what I'm wondering

I genuinely can't tell if they're actually mad at one another, or if this is all in good fun. "My nigga" can be either positive or negative depending on the context, so he's either calling him out or asking a friendly question. I have no idea what the fuck "bruh bruh" means, so that's open to interpretation. And again, "Boi u a fool" can be said in either a joking manner or an antagonizing one. And finally, by bust a move he's either referring to a friendly dance competition or busting a move by starting a physical altercation.

I'M SO CONFUSED. It's actually quite ironic when you consider it: stupid people are the hardest to figure out sometimes.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1659 on: September 06, 2010, 11:01:00 AM »
This one isn't pathetic, it just made me olo


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1660 on: September 06, 2010, 09:00:35 PM »
From we met, you know it set ♥

Omg I love it so much when french girls try to be cool and update their status in English :lol
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*Yes, Jesus Christ himself. Nothing less will do.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1661 on: September 07, 2010, 05:17:47 AM »
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Didn't sleep last night and missed the bus. Fuck you school.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1662 on: September 07, 2010, 03:10:25 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1663 on: September 08, 2010, 04:04:01 AM »
lolwut
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1664 on: September 08, 2010, 03:27:40 PM »
Potatoes and their associated products are some of the most amazing foods on Earth.  I could never give up potatoes.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1665 on: September 08, 2010, 03:36:51 PM »
Vodka is the shit.
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Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1666 on: September 08, 2010, 03:42:49 PM »
I'm not even sure what the point would be of boycotting potatoes.  What did they ever do to us?

Besides, I like french fries, and in general, boycotts are a waste of time.  Deny something to yourself if it makes you feel better, but do it knowing that you're hurting no one but yourself.  Does anyone really think the potatoe industry will notice if sales drop by 0.00000000000004% due to some boycott?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1667 on: September 08, 2010, 03:44:54 PM »
Quote from: Nic35 on September 06, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
From we met, you know it set ♥

Omg I love it so much when french girls try to be cool and update their status in English :lol
Yeah I know what you mean! :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1668 on: September 08, 2010, 03:54:33 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on September 08, 2010, 03:42:49 PM
I'm not even sure what the point would be of boycotting potatoes.  What did they ever do to us?

Besides, I like french fries, and in general, boycotts are a waste of time.  Deny something to yourself if it makes you feel better, but do it knowing that you're hurting no one but yourself.  Does anyone really think the potatoe industry will notice if sales drop by 0.00000000000004% due to some boycott?
It was a joke, in case you didn't pick up on that. Tech fans were pissed that Boise St. beat them.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1669 on: September 08, 2010, 04:26:45 PM »
Nope, didn't pick up on that. 
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1670 on: September 09, 2010, 04:01:03 PM »
"For all you people out there dissing Justin Beiber just stop. Its immature and stupid. Hes a really talentd young person and you all are jealous of him. He is a pop sensation and is loved by many people. Im one of those people. So just lay off. I love you JB ♥"

This is a 15 year old...GUY.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1671 on: September 09, 2010, 04:04:46 PM »
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"For all you people out there dissing Justin Beiber just stop. Its immature and stupid. Hes a really talentd young person and you all are jealous of him. He is a pop sensation and is loved by many people. Im one of those people. So just lay off. I love you JB ♥"

This is a 15 year old...GUY.

D'aww.


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1672 on: September 09, 2010, 04:20:29 PM »
Honestly, I've never understood the logic behind "you don't like him" = "you are jealous".
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1673 on: September 09, 2010, 04:46:26 PM »
That's because there isn't any logic. It's just a really cheap knee jerk reaction defense. Kind of like "haters gonna hate."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1674 on: September 09, 2010, 08:51:00 PM »
"Haters gonna hate" is annoying for sure, but I actually like the message, or at least how I've always interpreted it.  "There will always be people who hate me, but I don't care".
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1675 on: September 11, 2010, 02:47:44 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1676 on: September 11, 2010, 01:32:50 PM »
Ugh, there is too much to discuss in this picture.  :facepalm:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1677 on: September 11, 2010, 01:34:32 PM »
Obvious troll is obvious.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1678 on: September 11, 2010, 01:34:58 PM »
What a winner.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1679 on: September 11, 2010, 01:36:04 PM »
Looks like a frape to me.
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