Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305707 times)

Global Laziness · « **Reply #1576 on:** August 10, 2010, 11:49:54 PM »

What on Earth possessed you to try this, Jamesman?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1577 on:** August 11, 2010, 12:03:18 AM »

I don't know. Just to have some fun with facebook and stuff, see what happens.

Silver Tears · « **Reply #1578 on:** August 11, 2010, 03:51:01 AM »

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1579 on:** August 11, 2010, 05:00:31 AM »

Oh my. One of my friends (the ex of the same girl whose comment I posted earlier) texted me last night about it.

Him: Dude!!!! Who's the lucky bride??
Me: Mrs. Westberry now hehe. Her name is Cindy.

I'll ttyl, my brain is begging for sleep!
Him: Wow...well, congrats dude!

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #1580 on:** August 11, 2010, 06:14:18 AM »

You should have said her name was Denise.....formerly Milani. And posted pics.

BRGM · « **Reply #1581 on:** August 11, 2010, 06:25:09 AM »

But won't ppl get pissed off when they find out?

Pirate · « **Reply #1582 on:** August 11, 2010, 08:08:54 AM »

Who cares? They'll just be like, oh Jimmy, you got us again you rascal. And then it'll be over.

Fluffy Lothario · « **Reply #1583 on:** August 11, 2010, 08:16:54 AM »

Quote from: Jamesman on August 10, 2010, 10:58:09 PM

I am successfully convincing most of my facebook friends that I got married on the down low. That my "wife" and I just went to the courthouse and got it over with, and we had a small, private party for it. Even a lot of my good friends don't know me fully because I tend to not reveal a lot about myself, so it's working very well.

A friend of mine pulled an insanely well-orchestrated prank of this sort. He had a parents' friend who ran a suit store, and they managed to get a wedding dress, so he and a friend (a girl) dressed up, they took photos in front of a nice church, surrounded by some older people in suits, and posted them on Facebook. Everyone was like, WHAT THE FCUKING FUCK HOW WHAT WHY HOW WHEN??"

CountVoorhees · « **Reply #1584 on:** August 11, 2010, 12:18:49 PM »

Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on August 11, 2010, 06:14:18 AM

You should have said her name was Denise.....formerly Milani. And posted pics.

SHE'S MINE!

Global Laziness · « **Reply #1585 on:** August 11, 2010, 02:18:47 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy Lothario on August 11, 2010, 08:16:54 AM

Quote from: Jamesman on August 10, 2010, 10:58:09 PM
I am successfully convincing most of my facebook friends that I got married on the down low. That my "wife" and I just went to the courthouse and got it over with, and we had a small, private party for it. Even a lot of my good friends don't know me fully because I tend to not reveal a lot about myself, so it's working very well.
A friend of mine pulled an insanely well-orchestrated prank of this sort. He had a parents' friend who ran a suit store, and they managed to get a wedding dress, so he and a friend (a girl) dressed up, they took photos in front of a nice church, surrounded by some older people in suits, and posted them on Facebook. Everyone was like, WHAT THE FCUKING FUCK HOW WHAT WHY HOW WHEN??"

Hmm yeah, you should do something like that to work this even further. Or just Photoshop yourself into some photo really really well haha.

Super Dude · « **Reply #1586 on:** August 12, 2010, 05:31:51 AM »

I just made an attempt at teh lulz. Girl's status:

______ ____________ totally thinks Dad should go on Master Chef next season

Which inspired me to respond:

"I think Master Chef is a cool guy. Eh cooks stuff and dosen't afraid of anything."

Awaiting response.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1587 on:** August 12, 2010, 10:36:55 AM »

Gadough · « **Reply #1588 on:** August 12, 2010, 06:01:26 PM »

Rina · « **Reply #1589 on:** August 13, 2010, 01:01:02 PM »

ZBomber · « **Reply #1590 on:** August 15, 2010, 02:07:47 PM »

**** wouldn't trade his girlfriend for the world. ♥.
15 hours ago.

Just saw this pop up on my newsfeed from the same person.
***** went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
35 minutes ago.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1591 on:** August 15, 2010, 02:09:06 PM »

Gadough · « **Reply #1592 on:** August 15, 2010, 02:13:20 PM »

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Yu cn delete sum1 from yur phone, but its harder 2 delete them from yur heart

Made me lol because of the cheesiness. 19 people have liked it.

tri.ad · « **Reply #1593 on:** August 15, 2010, 02:42:59 PM »

Quote from: ZBomber on August 15, 2010, 02:07:47 PM

**** wouldn't trade his girlfriend for the world. ♥.
15 hours ago.

Just saw this pop up on my newsfeed from the same person.
***** went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
35 minutes ago.

Silver Tears · « **Reply #1594 on:** August 15, 2010, 02:49:34 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on August 15, 2010, 02:13:20 PM

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Yu cn delete sum1 from yur phone, but its harder 2 delete them from yur heart

Made me lol because of the cheesiness. 19 people have liked it.

Marvellous G · « **Reply #1595 on:** August 15, 2010, 02:53:47 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on August 15, 2010, 02:13:20 PM

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Yu cn delete sum1 from yur phone, but its harder 2 delete them from yur heart

Made me lol because of the cheesiness. 19 people have liked it.

That should be a greeting card of some sort.

Sigz · « **Reply #1596 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:06:06 PM »

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***** ***** Puppay has not text me so I bites my phone and throws it against a wall then growl at the pieces on the floor....

This is from a gay/bi guy, puppay is his boyfriend.

Silver Tears · « **Reply #1597 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:08:01 PM »

Quote from: Sigz on August 15, 2010, 04:06:06 PM

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***** ***** Puppay has not text me so I bites my phone and throws it against a wall then growl at the pieces on the floor....

This is from a gay/bi guy, puppay is his boyfriend.

wtf

lateralus88 · « **Reply #1598 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:21:11 PM »

Am I the only one who severely hates when someone announces how much they love their boyfriend on Facebook? Especially when they are like...15?

"_______________ i looooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Gadough · « **Reply #1599 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:29:38 PM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on August 15, 2010, 04:21:11 PM

Am I the only one who severely hates when someone announces how much they love their boyfriend on Facebook? Especially when they are like...15?

"_______________ i looooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Girl: you are the BESTEST bf a girl could EVER ask for! (:
*boy likes this*
Boy: and YOU are the BESTESTEST gf a guy could EVER EVER ask for!!!

Yes, that's real. Almost every one of her and his statuses are like that. Almost every one. And the majority of their profile pics are them kissing. I got sick of seeing it literally every day so I blocked both of them from showing up on my News Feed.

tri.ad · « **Reply #1600 on:** August 15, 2010, 11:59:29 PM »

Pathetic in its truest form.

Orbert · « **Reply #1601 on:** August 16, 2010, 07:59:08 AM »

Quote from: Gadough on August 15, 2010, 04:29:38 PM

I got sick of seeing it literally every day so I blocked both of them from showing up on my News Feed.

I have a buddy from high school, we hung out quite a bit for a while anyway, and now he's a bigshot photographer down in Miami FL. Every fucking day his status was like "Played tennis this morning, gonna take the boat out this afternoon." and "Just scored a big contract, think I'll take some time off and get ready for it. Maybe head to Malibu for a week." Every fucking day, some new thing about being a rich bastard in Florida.

I realize that it really is just a status update like anyone else's, if everyone in the world had a mansion on the beach with tennis courts and a boat, but reading that shit every day only had one effect, and that was to make me jealous as fuck. So I hid him from my newsfeed.

I sent him a few messages at first, just to say Hi and catch up a little bit, but he never answered. Too busy being a bigshot photographer I guess. The only other things he ever posted were invitations to "events" which were big photo shoots for celebrities and shit. Yeah, I'm gonna fly down to FL to check that out. So fuck it, I defriended him.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1602 on:** August 16, 2010, 09:51:43 PM »

Quote

fuck i burn my nose LOL!!! inside joke!!! LOL also inside joke!!!

If you knew this kid, you'd know he's a huge (and dumb) pot head (not to say all are). So when I saw it I

'd.

tri.ad · « **Reply #1603 on:** August 17, 2010, 12:05:32 AM »

I don't want to know this kid.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1604 on:** August 17, 2010, 08:10:51 AM »

You have the right idea

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #1605 on:** August 17, 2010, 12:51:48 PM »

___ _______ HAHAHAHA my 10 yr old brother just asked "Why does she sound so familiar?" as a Justin Bieber song came on!.....that kind of made my day.

Not pathetic, pretty awesome tbh.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #1606 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:07:42 PM »

Not a status, nor pathetic, but it was a wallpost:

Quote

In 1981, Turkish scientists concluded that disco music turned mice homosexual.

wat

Gadough · « **Reply #1607 on:** August 17, 2010, 09:08:57 PM »

That sounds plausible.

Orbert · « **Reply #1608 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:30:51 PM »

I'm pretty sure I've seen that happen, too.

sneakyblueberry · « **Reply #1609 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:54:01 PM »

"‎..Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie...."

*insert not this shit again facepalm pic*

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Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305707 times)