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Offline Gadough

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1225 on: May 11, 2010, 02:49:38 AM »
I wouldn't call this pathetic, just kind of funny.

"[name] is wow, my cat's water broke in my lap and after I set her down, she popped out a kitten, only one though. I have no idea what to do! Help"

It's funnier if you knew her, because I can totally picture her saying this and freaking out in real life, and it makes me laugh.  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1226 on: May 11, 2010, 01:43:08 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1227 on: May 11, 2010, 03:04:46 PM »
Not a status, but a group that I think should be mentioned here.
https://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/pages/Being-DTF/189578711551
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1228 on: May 12, 2010, 12:01:28 AM »
" OMFG guys.....there's a store in the mall that actually SELLS music?.....who the fuck pays for that"

"....well now that im a fattassssssssss...=), such a great mooood bahahahah ♥ love my life."

"hungry, cranky enough to wanna be a fatass, and NOONEEEEE around to get taco bellllll with! super sad....=("

" trust no man, fear no bitchh."

"sometimes I feel like I'm walking around with a sticker on my forehead that says "lie to me.""

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1229 on: May 12, 2010, 01:11:41 AM »
Quote from: Chino on May 12, 2010, 12:01:28 AM
" OMFG guys.....there's a store in the mall that actually SELLS music?.....who the fuck pays for that"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1230 on: May 12, 2010, 01:14:52 AM »
 :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1231 on: May 12, 2010, 03:47:41 AM »
Quote from: Chino on May 12, 2010, 12:01:28 AM
" OMFG guys.....there's a store in the mall that actually SELLS music?.....who the fuck pays for that"

"....well now that im a fattassssssssss...=), such a great mooood bahahahah ♥ love my life."

"hungry, cranky enough to wanna be a fatass, and NOONEEEEE around to get taco bellllll with! super sad....=("

" trust no man, fear no bitchh."

"sometimes I feel like I'm walking around with a sticker on my forehead that says "lie to me.""

Whoever this is = fucking loser :lol.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1232 on: May 12, 2010, 09:23:23 AM »
Oh facebook/palm
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1233 on: May 12, 2010, 10:06:13 AM »
Quote from: Sigz on May 12, 2010, 01:11:41 AM
Quote from: Chino on May 12, 2010, 12:01:28 AM
" OMFG guys.....there's a store in the mall that actually SELLS music?.....who the fuck pays for that"


Seriously.  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1234 on: May 13, 2010, 03:31:34 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on May 12, 2010, 01:11:41 AM
Quote from: Chino on May 12, 2010, 12:01:28 AM
" OMFG guys.....there's a store in the mall that actually SELLS music?.....who the fuck pays for that"

:lol Where do you find all these amazing images?!

Although that was pretty much my reaction as well.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2010, 03:47:28 PM by ariich »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1235 on: May 13, 2010, 03:38:53 PM »
lolmodfail?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1236 on: May 13, 2010, 03:47:53 PM »
I don't know what you're talking about.





































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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1237 on: May 13, 2010, 04:01:12 PM »
 :rollin






















I mean....
 


:omg:  :hefdaddy :hefdaddy






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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1238 on: May 13, 2010, 04:23:51 PM »
Quote from: ariich on May 13, 2010, 03:31:34 PM
Where do you find all these amazing images?!


Places on the internet that you would have to ban me for mentioning  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1239 on: May 13, 2010, 04:24:43 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on May 13, 2010, 04:23:51 PM
Quote from: ariich on May 13, 2010, 03:31:34 PM
Where do you find all these amazing images?!


Places on the internet that you would have to ban me for mentioning  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1240 on: May 13, 2010, 04:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on May 13, 2010, 04:23:51 PM
Quote from: ariich on May 13, 2010, 03:31:34 PM
Where do you find all these amazing images?!


Places on the internet that you would have to ban me for mentioning  :lol
...fair point.

Never mind then. :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1241 on: May 13, 2010, 05:19:04 PM »
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pathedic.

Ne'er was a more fitting status posted to this thread.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1242 on: May 13, 2010, 05:25:49 PM »
"My name's Kevin Bacon and I'm here to say - my name is delicious and I'm a closet gay!"

Not pathetic but funny
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1243 on: May 13, 2010, 05:30:53 PM »
Anyone who "tAlKs lYkE dIs". You really need to be hit in the face with a shovel.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1244 on: May 13, 2010, 06:03:55 PM »
"Found a roach lost in my bed-sheets today. And I don't mean the bug, and it wasn't mine............"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1245 on: May 13, 2010, 07:07:58 PM »
Quote from: DarkEternalNight on May 13, 2010, 05:30:53 PM
Anyone who "tAlKs lYkE dIs". You really need to be hit in the face with a shovel.

True.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1246 on: May 13, 2010, 11:32:30 PM »
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[Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation] . . . oh how i love Oscar Wilde ♥

Oh the irony.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1247 on: May 13, 2010, 11:53:06 PM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on May 13, 2010, 06:03:55 PM
"Found a roach lost in my bed-sheets today. And I don't mean the bug, and it wasn't mine............"

I don't understand.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1248 on: May 14, 2010, 12:10:16 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on May 13, 2010, 11:53:06 PM
Quote from: Fuzzboy on May 13, 2010, 06:03:55 PM
"Found a roach lost in my bed-sheets today. And I don't mean the bug, and it wasn't mine............"

I don't understand.
A roach is aka a doobie.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1249 on: May 14, 2010, 12:19:07 AM »
That still makes very little sense.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1250 on: May 14, 2010, 07:50:35 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on May 14, 2010, 12:19:07 AM
That still makes very little sense.

Someone else was smoking pot in their bedroom?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1251 on: May 14, 2010, 09:19:02 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on May 14, 2010, 12:19:07 AM
That still makes very little sense.

It's okay; life can be confusing.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1252 on: May 14, 2010, 09:23:50 AM »
Quote from: Fuzzboy on May 13, 2010, 06:03:55 PM
"Found a roach lost in my bed-sheets today. And I don't mean the bug, and it wasn't mine............"
Sounds to like Mom's getting lazy.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1253 on: May 15, 2010, 07:55:08 PM »
:lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1254 on: May 15, 2010, 11:00:12 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on May 13, 2010, 11:32:30 PM
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Oh the irony.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1255 on: May 17, 2010, 09:33:22 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1256 on: May 17, 2010, 10:29:48 AM »
Awesome job at blotting out all of the names. Really great work.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1257 on: May 17, 2010, 02:15:50 PM »
HEY GUYS, I JUST ADDED HARRY ON FACEBOOK!

YOU SHOULD ADD ME!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1258 on: May 17, 2010, 02:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman on May 17, 2010, 10:29:48 AM
Awesome job at blotting out all of the names. Really great work.
:lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1259 on: May 17, 2010, 04:25:09 PM »
Quote from: ariich on May 17, 2010, 02:28:40 PM
Quote from: Jamesman on May 17, 2010, 10:29:48 AM
Awesome job at blotting out all of the names. Really great work.
:lol
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