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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1155 on: April 23, 2010, 11:24:35 AM »
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section?  Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it. 

Privacy Settings under Account in the top right corner.


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1156 on: April 23, 2010, 04:27:36 PM »
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section?  Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it. 

Privacy Settings under Account in the top right corner.




That didn't fix it  :sadpanda:

It's like a whole new profile look.  Apparently I'm one of the first to have it.  It looks horrible, I can only add activities/bands/etc that have their own pages, and I now get updates from ALL of them in my newsfeed.  :censored
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1157 on: April 23, 2010, 08:48:25 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1158 on: April 23, 2010, 10:39:28 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1159 on: April 23, 2010, 11:35:44 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1160 on: April 23, 2010, 11:40:14 PM »
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section?  Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it.  

Privacy Settings under Account in the top right corner.




That didn't fix it  :sadpanda:

It's like a whole new profile look.  Apparently I'm one of the first to have it.  It looks horrible, I can only add activities/bands/etc that have their own pages, and I now get updates from ALL of them in my newsfeed.  :censored

Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on with that.  I logged into Facebook earlier today, and it asked me if I wanted to update my profile with links and shit, and I told it No, maybe later or whatever, and it's obviously what you were talking about, but I've never seen it before.  Telling it No seemed to work I guess; I don't see anything different about my profile.  I thought you were talking about the "new" (a couple months ago) privacy settings.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1161 on: April 24, 2010, 02:16:43 AM »
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section?  Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it.  

Privacy Settings under Account in the top right corner.




That didn't fix it  :sadpanda:

It's like a whole new profile look.  Apparently I'm one of the first to have it.  It looks horrible, I can only add activities/bands/etc that have their own pages, and I now get updates from ALL of them in my newsfeed.  :censored

Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on with that.  I logged into Facebook earlier today, and it asked me if I wanted to update my profile with links and shit, and I told it No, maybe later or whatever, and it's obviously what you were talking about, but I've never seen it before.  Telling it No seemed to work I guess; I don't see anything different about my profile.  I thought you were talking about the "new" (a couple months ago) privacy settings.

Yeah DO NOT click update or whatever it wants you to do.  I dunno if they're going to force everyone to do it eventually, but for now enjoy having your info how it is.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1162 on: April 24, 2010, 05:20:20 AM »
Anyone heard of that Boobquake event? One of the biggest facepalming moments ever once I read a few lines about it.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1163 on: April 24, 2010, 08:29:17 AM »
The Boobquake event?  Please elaborate.  I like boobs, and when they shake, that's cool too.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1164 on: April 24, 2010, 10:53:16 AM »
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Last week, one of the Mullahs in Iran declared that the recent spate of natural disasters was due to women being scantily clad and promiscuous.

“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,”

Yeah, yeah, par for the course from those people.

Then a college student in Indiana took offense. Again, par for the course. What’s new is, she wrote on her blog that on Monday she was going to dress as scantily as possible and convince as many other chicks to do the same to test this theory.
And, there seems to be some support for the idea…

“Time for a Boobquake,” she wrote. “On Monday, April 26, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. … I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty.”

She continued, “With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure [Sadeghi] can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble.”

https://www.redstate.com/raven/2010/04/24/the-coming-boob-quake/

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1165 on: April 24, 2010, 10:56:15 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1166 on: April 24, 2010, 11:04:53 AM »
Why can't stuff like this happen in America?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1167 on: April 24, 2010, 11:06:41 AM »
I support their cause.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1168 on: April 24, 2010, 11:16:47 AM »
If I didn't have to work on a production floor on Monday, I'd join in!

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1169 on: April 24, 2010, 12:23:06 PM »
I am so pumped for Monday.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1170 on: April 24, 2010, 08:10:42 PM »
Ha ha, I had heard the noise about how the recent natural disasters were our punishment for women dressing provacatively or something.  This is of course the appropriate response.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1171 on: April 24, 2010, 08:14:29 PM »
A noble cause...


























































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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1172 on: April 24, 2010, 10:12:33 PM »
Yeah, here's the page for all the DTF females that want to join the cause https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=116336578385346&ref=ts hell I might even wear a fuckin' t shirt that day myself

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1173 on: April 26, 2010, 10:52:18 PM »
Not necessarily pathetic, but this made me lol.

Friend of mine - " Happy birthday, Boyd! I have a little present for you on the bus. Heh heh."
Boyd - "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Myself - "You gonna get raped"
Boyd's mother - "Alex...I will find you"
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1174 on: April 27, 2010, 12:15:56 AM »
That's not going to make a lot of sense to people who don't know your name.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1175 on: April 27, 2010, 06:37:38 AM »
Note - My name is Alex.


There, done.
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1176 on: April 27, 2010, 03:57:22 PM »
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today is mational people who fail at life day =]
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1177 on: April 27, 2010, 03:58:59 PM »
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« Reply #1178 on: April 27, 2010, 03:59:30 PM »
Note - My name is Alex.


There, done.
Now, tell everyone your last name so we can all make jokes about it :neverusethis:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1179 on: April 27, 2010, 04:00:57 PM »
For anyone who may have missed this:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1180 on: April 27, 2010, 04:02:14 PM »
Guys in my year are posting the number of girls in my year they would do.

It scares me 'cos the ones that posted 64/64 aren't joking...

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1181 on: April 27, 2010, 05:07:27 PM »
Note - My name is Alex.


There, done.
Now, tell everyone your last name so we can all make jokes about it :neverusethis:
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« Reply #1182 on: April 27, 2010, 07:25:55 PM »
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Who would have thought that i would find love in America :P, where the Venetian Gondola people sing to you, no matter if you are in the gondola or not, BUT MISSING YOU LIKE CRAZY ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ =]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

She seems to have mistaken Venice for America :facepalm:

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« Reply #1183 on: April 27, 2010, 08:17:55 PM »
Note - My name is Alex.


There, done.
Now, tell everyone your last name so we can all make jokes about it :neverusethis:
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« Reply #1184 on: April 28, 2010, 11:25:23 AM »
"I think I just lost a lot of respect for human life right now. Wow."

"EAT SHIT AND DIE"

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« Reply #1185 on: April 28, 2010, 03:15:24 PM »
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You know you're not normal when you take a can of spray paint to your $1300 macbook. . . I also hope my parents don't noticed the spot where I missed and got it on the carpet :D

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« Reply #1186 on: April 28, 2010, 03:16:40 PM »
Alright everyone, I just found Chino on complete accident on Facebook.  My mind, she is blown.

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« Reply #1187 on: April 28, 2010, 04:08:07 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1188 on: April 29, 2010, 11:58:24 AM »
Anyone else have Facebook automatically post links to everything that's in your info section?  Mine looks like shit now, and I can't change it. 

Privacy Settings under Account in the top right corner.




That didn't fix it  :sadpanda:

It's like a whole new profile look.  Apparently I'm one of the first to have it.  It looks horrible, I can only add activities/bands/etc that have their own pages, and I now get updates from ALL of them in my newsfeed.  :censored

Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on with that.  I logged into Facebook earlier today, and it asked me if I wanted to update my profile with links and shit, and I told it No, maybe later or whatever, and it's obviously what you were talking about, but I've never seen it before.  Telling it No seemed to work I guess; I don't see anything different about my profile.  I thought you were talking about the "new" (a couple months ago) privacy settings.

Yeah DO NOT click update or whatever it wants you to do.  I dunno if they're going to force everyone to do it eventually, but for now enjoy having your info how it is.

I needed to update something in my profile today, and when I clicked on "Profile" I got a screen with all kinds of shit they wanted to link my profile entries.  This must be the screen you were talking about.  It had checkboxes next to everything, and at the bottom was a box to "Select all" or something.  When I "unchecked" it, all the checkboxes cleared.  When I went to exit from that screen, I was told that because I hadn't selected anything, all of those sections in my profile would be cleared.  I figured sure, whatever, I can fill things back in if I really cared.

They weren't kidding.  Now I have no favorite books, music, etc., no work or education info, none of that.  Most of that, I realize now, I really don't care about.  I never read what other people's favorite stuff is, so I have to assume no one reads mine, either.

One thing I did try to re-enter is my education stuff.  When I started entering the name of my high school, it gave me a few choices for autocompletion, and I picked the appropriate one, but it doesn't have any specific city tied to it.  The name of the school is far from common, and now it takes you to a freakin' Wiki page of all schools with that name.  If you pick the one in your home town, you go to a Wiki page for your school.  So there's no place in my actual Facebook profile with my specific high school. 

Doesn't this also remove the ability to find people from your class in school, since the information is not stored with your profile?  How am I supposed to stalk find people from my school?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1189 on: April 29, 2010, 12:10:17 PM »
I'm the kind of person who does read what other people's favorite stuff is... and kept my own fairly big and wordy (me wordy? never!). But now, my bio includes this at the end:

"The reason I have no likes and interests listed anymore is because of Facebooks' bad decision to make "links" of everything and deleting the stuff I'd written in between and generally messing things up.

<span style="color: sarcasm_green">Yeah, make these things PUBLIC by DEFAULT, GREAT idea!</span>"


And to keep this post kind of on topic, just let me mention that if I'd posted that as a status, it'd probably be viewed as pathetic :P


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