Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305690 times)

millahh · « **Reply #735 on:** February 01, 2010, 02:54:55 PM »

Underneath that, it says "KY Derby"...was that the event they were attending, or what happened later on that night?

Super Dude · « **Reply #736 on:** February 01, 2010, 02:55:34 PM »

Quote from: glaurung on February 01, 2010, 02:53:05 PM

Quote from: Global Laziness on February 01, 2010, 02:42:04 PM
Quote from: Pyroph on February 01, 2010, 02:29:16 PM
*snip*

Yeah, I don't get it either.

The caption says Conan O'Brian and Me. That is very clearly not Conan O'Brian.

Okay, is that it?

glaurung · « **Reply #737 on:** February 01, 2010, 02:56:57 PM »

It's all I noticed. But I guess there's more.

millahh · « **Reply #738 on:** February 01, 2010, 02:58:22 PM »

Quote from: glaurung on February 01, 2010, 02:56:57 PM

It's all I noticed. But I guess there's more.

Quote from: millahh on February 01, 2010, 02:54:55 PM

Underneath that, it says "KY Derby"...was that the event they were attending, or what happened later on that night?

I thought it was funny, at least...

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #739 on:** February 01, 2010, 03:02:17 PM »

Quote from: millahh on February 01, 2010, 02:54:55 PM

Underneath that, it says "KY Derby"...was that the event they were attending, or what happened later on that night?

I saw the Conan thing, but I didn't think of that. I was searching the background for that creepy guy staring in the window or something.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #740 on:** February 01, 2010, 03:36:54 PM »

Sorry if it was already mentioned

https://failbooking.com/

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #741 on:** February 01, 2010, 04:06:35 PM »

Quote from: millahh on February 01, 2010, 02:54:55 PM

Underneath that, it says "KY Derby"...was that the event they were attending, or what happened later on that night?

There is one more thing that only an astute gambler or horse racing enthusiest would catch, and if that is if she REALLY was at the Kentucky Derby, she would be wearing a hat.

lonestar · « **Reply #742 on:** February 01, 2010, 04:13:11 PM »

Quote from: dreamtheatervt on February 01, 2010, 04:06:35 PM

Quote from: millahh on February 01, 2010, 02:54:55 PM
Underneath that, it says "KY Derby"...was that the event they were attending, or what happened later on that night?

There is one more thing that only an astute gambler or horse racing enthusiest would catch, and if that is if she REALLY was at the Kentucky Derby, she would be wearing a hat.

and not just any old hat, but something heinous like this....

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #743 on:** February 01, 2010, 04:23:08 PM »

Once again Lonestar slamdunks my alley-oop.

o/

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #744 on:** February 01, 2010, 04:43:54 PM »

Quote from: dreamtheatervt on February 01, 2010, 04:23:08 PM

Once again Lonestar slamdunks my alley-oop.

o/

lonestar, you had best sig that shit.

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #745 on:** February 01, 2010, 04:49:34 PM »

Quote from: dreamtheatervt on February 01, 2010, 04:23:08 PM

Once again Lonestar slamdunks my alley-oop.

Lonestar can slamdunk my alley-oop any day.

Wait, what?

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #746 on:** February 01, 2010, 04:54:29 PM »

Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 01, 2010, 04:49:34 PM

Quote from: dreamtheatervt on February 01, 2010, 04:23:08 PM
Once again Lonestar slamdunks my alley-oop.

Lonestar can slamdunk my alley-oop any day.

Wait, what?

Something you're hiding from us, Phant?

lonestar · « **Reply #747 on:** February 01, 2010, 05:06:23 PM »

Quote from: dreamtheatervt on February 01, 2010, 04:23:08 PM

Once again Lonestar slamdunks my alley-oop.

o/

o/*\o

and sig'd

Super Dude · « **Reply #748 on:** February 01, 2010, 06:41:55 PM »

My Nigerian friend posted this photo on her wall:

The caption:

"REALLY, Google?

(and this happened by accident... I didn't do anything to try to make that search come up)"

Sigz · « **Reply #749 on:** February 01, 2010, 06:48:27 PM »

Yeah, because google actually sets the autosearch things manually.

millahh · « **Reply #750 on:** February 01, 2010, 08:11:26 PM »

"Why are there school" is quality as well.

lonestar · « **Reply #751 on:** February 01, 2010, 08:31:00 PM »

Just checkied it out, typed "why" and laughed my ass off. The second one was "why does my vag smell?"

Chino · « **Reply #752 on:** February 02, 2010, 06:48:44 AM »

"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."

Chino · « **Reply #753 on:** February 02, 2010, 07:36:33 AM »

" If global warming means no more snow and negative temperatures, it's time to start fckin up the enviorment even more!"

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #754 on:** February 02, 2010, 10:15:05 AM »

Quote from: Chino on February 02, 2010, 06:48:44 AM

"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."

emindead · « **Reply #755 on:** February 02, 2010, 02:16:15 PM »

"Whatever you give a woman she will make greater. Give her sperm, she will make a baby. Give her a house, she will make a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her crap be ready to receive a ton of sh*t. Post this as your status if you agree."

Sigz · « **Reply #756 on:** February 02, 2010, 02:17:03 PM »

Quote from: Chino on February 02, 2010, 06:48:44 AM

"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."

Birch Boy · « **Reply #757 on:** February 02, 2010, 07:50:04 PM »

Quote from: Chino on February 02, 2010, 06:48:44 AM

"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."

Link to profile???

Dimitrius · « **Reply #758 on:** February 02, 2010, 07:52:29 PM »

Quote from: BirchBoy on February 02, 2010, 07:50:04 PM

Quote from: Chino on February 02, 2010, 06:48:44 AM
"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."
Link to profile???

Global Laziness · « **Reply #759 on:** February 02, 2010, 08:42:54 PM »

Quote from: Chino on February 02, 2010, 06:48:44 AM

"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."

I'm pretty sure this is a quote from Texts From Last Night.

millahh · « **Reply #760 on:** February 02, 2010, 09:17:48 PM »

Quote from: Global Laziness on February 02, 2010, 08:42:54 PM

Quote from: Chino on February 02, 2010, 06:48:44 AM
"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."

I'm pretty sure this is a quote from Texts From Last Night.

I have a new favorite website.

Global Laziness · « **Reply #761 on:** February 02, 2010, 09:57:02 PM »

Quote from: millahh on February 02, 2010, 09:17:48 PM

Quote from: Global Laziness on February 02, 2010, 08:42:54 PM
Quote from: Chino on February 02, 2010, 06:48:44 AM
"My boobs are way too big for me to be this unhappy."

I'm pretty sure this is a quote from Texts From Last Night.

I have a new favorite website.

Haha yeah, I just started visiting last week but I've been pretty hooked on it since. It's a great time killer and procrastinator.

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #762 on:** February 03, 2010, 02:57:57 PM »

"Ducktapes weird do you think they ever used it to tape ducks?"

Moron.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #763 on:** February 03, 2010, 02:59:05 PM »

Quote from: acidrainlte on February 03, 2010, 02:57:57 PM

"Ducktapes weird do you think they ever used it to tape ducks?"

Moron.

What the fuck? How old is this person?

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #764 on:** February 03, 2010, 03:00:40 PM »

About 21/22.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #765 on:** February 03, 2010, 03:04:22 PM »

I seriously hope, for the universe's sake, that he was joking.

AcidLameLTE · « **Reply #766 on:** February 03, 2010, 03:05:54 PM »

She was not.

I feel like saying: "IT'S DUCT TAPE, YOU MORON" but I haven't spoken to her in quite a few years so, you know?

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #767 on:** February 03, 2010, 03:07:58 PM »

tri.ad · « **Reply #768 on:** February 03, 2010, 03:50:25 PM »

Quote from: acidrainlte on February 03, 2010, 03:05:54 PM

She was not.

I feel like saying: "IT'S DUCT TAPE, YOU MORON" but I haven't spoken to her in quite a few years so, you know?

I can imagine why... (

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Scurvy!Dreams · « **Reply #769 on:** February 03, 2010, 06:59:19 PM »

When it was invented in WW2 it was called duck tape because it's waterproof. Some people still call it that.

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