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Offline Birch Boy

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #630 on: January 20, 2010, 06:06:00 PM »
"tying to study for midterms but this shit is OUT"
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"u high?"

"lol you know it :]"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #631 on: January 20, 2010, 06:52:30 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #632 on: January 20, 2010, 07:28:07 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #633 on: January 20, 2010, 09:28:36 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #634 on: January 21, 2010, 12:47:58 PM »
Here's a gem:

"Note to self: (the website that must not be named) during class is not a good idea"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #635 on: January 21, 2010, 12:58:27 PM »
I saw this gem last night.....

I had to get picture of it.



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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #636 on: January 21, 2010, 01:01:56 PM »
:icwomangs:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #637 on: January 21, 2010, 01:07:34 PM »
Quote from: Super Dude on January 21, 2010, 12:47:58 PM
Here's a gem:

"Note to self: (the website that must not be named) during class is not a good idea"

Lol, well duh :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #638 on: January 21, 2010, 05:47:20 PM »
Quote from: Chino on January 21, 2010, 12:58:27 PM
I saw this gem last night.....

I had to get picture of it.



I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #639 on: January 21, 2010, 05:56:05 PM »
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 21, 2010, 05:47:20 PM
Quote from: Chino on January 21, 2010, 12:58:27 PM
I saw this gem last night.....

I had to get picture of it.



I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.

No way this is real
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #640 on: January 21, 2010, 05:59:03 PM »
Quote from: ZBomber on January 21, 2010, 05:56:05 PM
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 21, 2010, 05:47:20 PM
Quote from: Chino on January 21, 2010, 12:58:27 PM
I saw this gem last night.....

I had to get picture of it.



I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.

No way this is real
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #641 on: January 21, 2010, 08:20:40 PM »
I swear its real. When is the last time you have seen a photo shop by me? I haven't had photoshop since the forum crash.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #642 on: January 21, 2010, 08:26:11 PM »
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 21, 2010, 05:47:20 PM
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.

C'mon Chino, I'm still confused.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #643 on: January 21, 2010, 08:35:01 PM »
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 21, 2010, 08:26:11 PM
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 21, 2010, 05:47:20 PM
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.

C'mon Chino, I'm still confused.

Her mom is crazy. Her and myself used to smoke weed all the time, when I was like 17. I've been in the room when the mom and daughter were talking about what black celebrities they would get dp'd by. It is no surprise to me this conversation went down.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #644 on: January 21, 2010, 08:35:46 PM »
Quote from: Chino on January 21, 2010, 08:35:01 PM
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 21, 2010, 08:26:11 PM
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 21, 2010, 05:47:20 PM
I'm confused...how can the girlfriend's mom ground the boyfriend? Also, you left the boyfriend's name visible in the text of the girlfriend's mom's post.

C'mon Chino, I'm still confused.

Her mom is crazy. Her and myself used to smoke weed all the time, when I was like 17. I've been in the room when the mom and daughter were talking about what black celebrities they would get dp'd by. It is no surprise to me this conversation went down.

Shit...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #645 on: January 21, 2010, 08:36:39 PM »
The only other proof I can offer.



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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #646 on: January 21, 2010, 08:39:52 PM »
"I don't dance but I WILL RAPE YOU"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #647 on: January 22, 2010, 01:16:03 AM »
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 21, 2010, 08:39:52 PM
"I don't dance but I WILL RAPE YOU"
:lol I noticed that as well.

Wtf Chino, you know some insane people.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #648 on: January 22, 2010, 07:22:10 AM »
Quote from: ariich on January 22, 2010, 01:16:03 AM

Wtf Chino, you know some insane people.

Yeah.... There are a lot of crazy fucked up people in my town.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #649 on: January 22, 2010, 01:59:54 PM »
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 21, 2010, 08:39:52 PM
"I don't dance but I WILL RAPE YOU"

You forgot to add the 'at mw2 bitch' part at the end, which drastically changes the statement.  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #650 on: January 22, 2010, 11:09:22 PM »
"Four ibuprofen, a vicodin and three cups of coffee later, and I've just taken the edge off of my migraine. FML"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #651 on: January 22, 2010, 11:09:54 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on January 22, 2010, 11:09:22 PM
"Four ibuprofen, a vicodin and three cups of coffee later, and I've just taken the edge off of my migraine. FML"

 :facepalm:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #652 on: January 23, 2010, 12:57:18 PM »
Quote from: Volk9 on January 22, 2010, 11:09:54 PM
Quote from: Sigz on January 22, 2010, 11:09:22 PM
"Four ibuprofen, a vicodin and three cups of coffee later, and I've just taken the edge off of my migraine. FML"

 :facepalm:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #653 on: January 23, 2010, 02:19:39 PM »
Quote from: BirchBoy on January 23, 2010, 12:57:18 PM
Quote from: Volk9 on January 22, 2010, 11:09:54 PM
Quote from: Sigz on January 22, 2010, 11:09:22 PM
"Four ibuprofen, a vicodin and three cups of coffee later, and I've just taken the edge off of my migraine. FML"

 :facepalm:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #654 on: January 23, 2010, 02:23:05 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #656 on: January 23, 2010, 02:59:54 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
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« Reply #658 on: January 23, 2010, 03:10:37 PM »
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« Reply #662 on: January 23, 2010, 03:27:09 PM »
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Quote from: skydivingninja on May 02, 2011, 11:59:04 AM
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #663 on: January 23, 2010, 05:02:19 PM »
"people need to stay out of my life if theyre not in it."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #664 on: January 23, 2010, 05:03:05 PM »
Quote from: BirchBoy on January 23, 2010, 05:02:19 PM
"people need to stay out of my life if theyre not in it."

Does her name happen to be April?
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