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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #350 on: October 04, 2009, 03:38:35 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #351 on: October 04, 2009, 03:44:25 PM »
last one had better be a joke...

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« Reply #352 on: October 04, 2009, 03:44:43 PM »
Yeah, no kidding... :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #353 on: October 04, 2009, 03:52:06 PM »
I found a couple:





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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #354 on: October 04, 2009, 03:52:18 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #355 on: October 04, 2009, 09:34:44 PM »
One abbreviation: OMG

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« Reply #356 on: October 04, 2009, 09:42:30 PM »
One abbreviation: OMG

You're forgetting one: FML
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« Reply #357 on: October 04, 2009, 10:10:30 PM »
One abbreviation: OMG

You're forgetting one: FML

 :facepalm: :lol

PLUS! I found a fail a few days ago and it dragged on to this past half hour.
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« Reply #358 on: October 04, 2009, 10:12:57 PM »
Those people are so weird.
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« Reply #359 on: October 04, 2009, 10:18:35 PM »
You got that right buddy!

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #360 on: October 04, 2009, 10:26:51 PM »
"Fuck my life, sitting at a beach, wasting, longing, hoping. Im at access 46 if you feel like stalking me, here for another half hour"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #361 on: October 06, 2009, 12:35:51 PM »
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #362 on: October 06, 2009, 02:02:35 PM »
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"

 :facepalm:

Dude... who are your friends?  :omg:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #363 on: October 06, 2009, 04:47:12 PM »
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"

 :facepalm:

Dude... who are your friends?  :omg:

Doesnt matter; they wont be around long enough to get to know them
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #364 on: October 06, 2009, 05:44:34 PM »
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"

 :facepalm:

Dude... who are your friends?  :omg:

Doesnt matter; they wont be around long enough to get to know them

I actually laughed out loud when I read this  :lol

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #365 on: October 06, 2009, 06:08:04 PM »
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"

 :facepalm:

Dude... who are your friends?  :omg:

Doesnt matter; they wont be around long enough to get to know them

I actually laughed out loud when I read this  :lol

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #366 on: October 06, 2009, 07:39:55 PM »
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"

 :facepalm:

Dude... who are your friends?  :omg:

Doesnt matter; they wont be around long enough to get to know them

I actually laughed out loud when I read this  :lol

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"is fuck this....pissed off....cry session...i think so =[ is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit -ashley"

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #367 on: October 06, 2009, 07:41:05 PM »
" um ok??????? that was fucked up...pissed off is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit ♥ ya"

 :facepalm:

Dude... who are your friends?  :omg:

Doesnt matter; they wont be around long enough to get to know them

I actually laughed out loud when I read this  :lol

updated:

"is fuck this....pissed off....cry session...i think so =[ is it really bad that when im crossing the street i hope i get hit -ashley"

 :facepalm:  :chill

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« Reply #368 on: October 11, 2009, 06:55:23 PM »
I just typed "Get a mac" on my Facebook status and two friends (mac users) "liked" it. :lol

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #369 on: October 11, 2009, 06:56:41 PM »
I just typed "Get a mac" on my Facebook status and two friends (mac users) "liked" it. :lol

I saw that, and hoped you weren't being serious. Congrats, you didn't fail for once.  :heart
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« Reply #370 on: October 11, 2009, 07:01:27 PM »
I just typed "Get a mac" on my Facebook status and two friends (mac users) "liked" it. :lol

I saw that, and hoped you weren't being serious. Congrats, you didn't fail for once.  :heart
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« Reply #371 on: October 11, 2009, 08:13:07 PM »
So I just signed up for Facebook, now that it hit me that no one uses Myspace anymore. We'll see how it goes.
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« Reply #372 on: October 11, 2009, 08:16:08 PM »
So I just signed up for Facebook, now that it hit me that no one uses Myspace anymore. We'll see how it goes.

There's actually some pretty interesting material/statistics on the socioeconomic/racial divides between myspace and facebook users.
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« Reply #373 on: October 11, 2009, 08:26:51 PM »
So I just signed up for Facebook, now that it hit me that no one uses Myspace anymore. We'll see how it goes.

There's actually some pretty interesting material/statistics on the socioeconomic/racial divides between myspace and facebook users.

That does sound interesting. I wonder why...

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« Reply #374 on: October 11, 2009, 08:28:18 PM »
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« Reply #375 on: October 11, 2009, 09:16:20 PM »
And this one just makes you go "wtf..."
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« Reply #376 on: October 11, 2009, 09:20:10 PM »
And this one just makes you go "wtf..."
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I HOPE YOU GO BROKE. THAT'D TEACH YOU A LESSON :biggrin: :corn

ANZ... Is your friend from New Zealand?

Well we're in Australia, most of my friends are from here and most I don't give a shit about. Only a special certain amount I care for. So meh :P

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« Reply #377 on: October 12, 2009, 10:14:58 AM »
So I just signed up for Facebook, now that it hit me that no one uses Myspace anymore. We'll see how it goes.

There's actually some pretty interesting material/statistics on the socioeconomic/racial divides between myspace and facebook users.

O rly?  I mean I haven't used my Myspace in over three years, so I have no idea.
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« Reply #378 on: October 12, 2009, 11:55:39 AM »
So I just signed up for Facebook, now that it hit me that no one uses Myspace anymore. We'll see how it goes.

There's actually some pretty interesting material/statistics on the socioeconomic/racial divides between myspace and facebook users.

O rly?  I mean I haven't used my Myspace in over three years, so I have no idea.

I don't mean to tap the race issue here, but the college I go to is pretty split racially. Its something like 75% white, 25% black. Most of the black males only have a myspace. Black females tend to have both a myspace and a facebook. White males and females tend to only have facebooks. I never understood it.

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« Reply #379 on: October 12, 2009, 01:30:39 PM »
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.
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« Reply #380 on: October 12, 2009, 01:35:16 PM »
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.

Its an interesting topic regardless. Both are free, both require the knowledge of using a computer. What is it exactly that makes certain people choose one over the other that would be a result of race?

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« Reply #381 on: October 12, 2009, 02:07:23 PM »
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.

Its an interesting topic regardless. Both are free, both require the knowledge of using a computer. What is it exactly that makes certain people choose one over the other that would be a result of race?

The possessive 'my' part in MySpace??

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« Reply #382 on: October 12, 2009, 02:14:09 PM »
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.

Its an interesting topic regardless. Both are free, both require the knowledge of using a computer. What is it exactly that makes certain people choose one over the other that would be a result of race?

The possessive 'my' part in MySpace??

I think it is more of the ability to pimp your myspace page and making it look fly.

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« Reply #383 on: October 12, 2009, 02:14:53 PM »
/stereotyping?
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« Reply #384 on: October 12, 2009, 02:15:32 PM »
As far as I can remember, Myspace users are more likely to be a racial minority, under 18, or of a lower socioeconomic class, whereas facebook users tend to be more white, older, and come from richer areas. The class/age parts I think are the major factors though.

Its an interesting topic regardless. Both are free, both require the knowledge of using a computer. What is it exactly that makes certain people choose one over the other that would be a result of race?

The possessive 'my' part in MySpace??

I think it is more of the ability to pimp your myspace page and making it look fly.

This is true.