Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305709 times)

Chino · « **Reply #3185 on:** December 25, 2011, 08:28:00 AM »

I don't care about her family, and her family isn't going to see that status. Im sure that out of her 1000+ friends, no more than 3 care that it's her dad's birthday. "the best dad in the world, mine" .. Oh shut up. The guy sold her car while she was on vacation to buy an engagement ring for his new girl friend....

Gadough · « **Reply #3186 on:** December 25, 2011, 08:29:15 AM »

.........

lol

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3187 on:** December 25, 2011, 08:34:57 AM »

Quote from: Chino on December 25, 2011, 08:28:00 AM

I don't care about her family, and her family isn't going to see that status. Im sure that out of her 1000+ friends, no more than 3 care that it's her dad's birthday. "the best dad in the world, mine" .. Oh shut up. The guy sold her car while she was on vacation to buy an engagement ring for his new girl friend....

Guess she likes her future step-mom better than her car.

True Death of Life · « **Reply #3188 on:** December 27, 2011, 09:52:47 PM »

I'm figuring out that the length of someone's "About Me" is directly proportional the the amount of contempt I have for them. I mean, just LOOK at this!:

Quote

- i am Pika-Panda.
- 4/3/11. ♥
- i'm complicated
- if i don't like you, you'll definitely know.
- i don't like people
- i can be nice when i choose to be
- i'm very shy, at first.
- i adore pandas. get me a stuffed one and i'll love you forever.
- i adore nerds and geeks.
- i love doing makeup and wearing extensions.
- i love the freezing cold.
- trust is a huge issue with me.
- i nap. often. just not when i have school. -_-
- my cellular device is my world.
- i'm always on facebook.
- i am obsessed with looking nice.
- i like going to shows. come to one with me and we'll fuck shit up together.
- i'm a flirt, but don't mistake that i do with everyone. I have standards.
- i strive to make everyone happy, and if it's not good enough, then you're not worth my time.
- i'm lazy. it happens.
- i can't stand over half the people I know, I have a really strong dislike towards high school kids.
- love shouldn't be tossed around like std's are
- i always win. Bottom line.
- the close friends I have now are the ones that are going to have to deal with me until high school ends if i don't become close to you, it's probably because i don't like you and the decisions you make. That being said, i don't have many friends I can actually trust.
- high school is nothing but bullshit and drama. so if you have a problem with me, ask ME, not one of my friends. That's why there is so much drama, because no one goes straight to the source. So don't bitch about me when I do say something.
- far too often are "talking shit" and "saying things in the open" confused with eachother.
if i can think of anything else it'll go here eventually.
talk to me, i like meeting some new people. k bye ♥

73109 · « **Reply #3189 on:** December 27, 2011, 10:19:40 PM »

I'm trying to figure out who that is and I haven't the faintest of ideas...hmm?

Chino · « **Reply #3190 on:** December 27, 2011, 10:50:19 PM »

Quote from: True Death of Life on December 27, 2011, 09:52:47 PM

I'm figuring out that the length of someone's "About Me" is directly proportional the the amount of contempt I have for them. I mean, just LOOK at this!:

Quote
- i am Pika-Panda.
- 4/3/11. ♥
- i'm complicated
- if i don't like you, you'll definitely know.
- i don't like people
- i can be nice when i choose to be
- i'm very shy, at first.
- i adore pandas. get me a stuffed one and i'll love you forever.
- i adore nerds and geeks.
- i love doing makeup and wearing extensions.
- i love the freezing cold.
- trust is a huge issue with me.
- i nap. often. just not when i have school. -_-
- my cellular device is my world.
- i'm always on facebook.
- i am obsessed with looking nice.
- i like going to shows. come to one with me and we'll fuck shit up together.
- i'm a flirt, but don't mistake that i do with everyone. I have standards.
- i strive to make everyone happy, and if it's not good enough, then you're not worth my time.
- i'm lazy. it happens.
- i can't stand over half the people I know, I have a really strong dislike towards high school kids.
- love shouldn't be tossed around like std's are
- i always win. Bottom line.
- the close friends I have now are the ones that are going to have to deal with me until high school ends if i don't become close to you, it's probably because i don't like you and the decisions you make. That being said, i don't have many friends I can actually trust.
- high school is nothing but bullshit and drama. so if you have a problem with me, ask ME, not one of my friends. That's why there is so much drama, because no one goes straight to the source. So don't bitch about me when I do say something.
- far too often are "talking shit" and "saying things in the open" confused with eachother.
if i can think of anything else it'll go here eventually.
talk to me, i like meeting some new people. k bye ♥

Posts like that make me think it is time to retire the status thread and create a pathetic Facebook thread

True Death of Life · « **Reply #3191 on:** December 28, 2011, 05:52:24 PM »

Quote from: 73109 on December 27, 2011, 10:19:40 PM

I'm trying to figure out who that is and I haven't the faintest of ideas...hmm?

You don't know her. Be thankful for that.

Gadough · « **Reply #3192 on:** December 29, 2011, 01:25:18 AM »

I love how she repeats that she doesn't like most people, but then ends it by encouraging you to talk to her because she likes meeting new people.

Orbert · « **Reply #3193 on:** December 29, 2011, 08:01:32 AM »

Maybe she doesn't like most people, but enjoys meeting new people in the hopes that she'll actually like them.

True Death of Life · « **Reply #3194 on:** December 29, 2011, 03:24:57 PM »

Maybe they'll give her more mystical things to put on her goddamn facebook.

god I hate people.

Cyclopssss · « **Reply #3195 on:** January 03, 2012, 05:12:55 AM »

So who's on facebook?

I am.

ZirconBlue · « **Reply #3196 on:** January 03, 2012, 08:36:20 AM »

Quote from: Chino on December 27, 2011, 10:50:19 PM

Quote
- if i don't like you, you'll definitely know.

- i don't like people

- i adore nerds and geeks.

So, logically, I guess nerds and geeks aren't people.

lateralus88 · « **Reply #3197 on:** January 04, 2012, 08:49:51 AM »

If I see one more "I have the most amazing boyfriend ever ♥" status, I think I might just start lighting people on fire.

Xanthul · « **Reply #3198 on:** January 04, 2012, 08:52:28 AM »

I have the most amazing boyfriend ever ♥ and his name is Lateralus69

lateralus88 · « **Reply #3199 on:** January 04, 2012, 08:57:32 AM »

Taffer · « **Reply #3200 on:** January 04, 2012, 02:26:19 PM »

Quote from: True Death of Life on December 27, 2011, 09:52:47 PM

I'm figuring out that the length of someone's "About Me" is directly proportional the the amount of contempt I have for them. I mean, just LOOK at this!

Pahaha. You'd love me.

Mine is: "No"

snapple · « **Reply #3201 on:** January 04, 2012, 02:30:18 PM »

Quote from: True Death of Life on December 27, 2011, 09:52:47 PM

I'm figuring out that the length of someone's "About Me" is directly proportional the the amount of contempt I have for them. I mean, just LOOK at this!:

Quote
- i am Pika-Panda.
- 4/3/11. ♥
- i'm complicated
- if i don't like you, you'll definitely know.
- i don't like people
- i can be nice when i choose to be
- i'm very shy, at first.
- i adore pandas. get me a stuffed one and i'll love you forever.
- i adore nerds and geeks.
- i love doing makeup and wearing extensions.
- i love the freezing cold.
- trust is a huge issue with me.
- i nap. often. just not when i have school. -_-
- my cellular device is my world.
- i'm always on facebook.
- i am obsessed with looking nice.
- i like going to shows. come to one with me and we'll fuck shit up together.
- i'm a flirt, but don't mistake that i do with everyone. I have standards.
- i strive to make everyone happy, and if it's not good enough, then you're not worth my time.
- i'm lazy. it happens.
- i can't stand over half the people I know, I have a really strong dislike towards high school kids.
- love shouldn't be tossed around like std's are
- i always win. Bottom line.
- the close friends I have now are the ones that are going to have to deal with me until high school ends if i don't become close to you, it's probably because i don't like you and the decisions you make. That being said, i don't have many friends I can actually trust.
- high school is nothing but bullshit and drama. so if you have a problem with me, ask ME, not one of my friends. That's why there is so much drama, because no one goes straight to the source. So don't bitch about me when I do say something.
- far too often are "talking shit" and "saying things in the open" confused with eachother.
if i can think of anything else it'll go here eventually.
talk to me, i like meeting some new people. k bye ♥

glaurung · « **Reply #3202 on:** January 06, 2012, 11:25:59 AM »

chknptpie · « **Reply #3203 on:** January 06, 2012, 11:34:11 AM »

wtf

TioJorge · « **Reply #3204 on:** January 06, 2012, 11:36:03 AM »

I can honestly say that scares the fucking shit out of me. Like, I shit myself. While crying.

Jesus H. Bitches be batshit.

Sigz · « **Reply #3205 on:** January 06, 2012, 12:17:47 PM »

Orbert · « **Reply #3206 on:** January 06, 2012, 12:30:37 PM »

Gadough · « **Reply #3207 on:** January 06, 2012, 12:32:01 PM »

I hope I'm not the only one who laughed at the "modeling with Grandpa's grave" pic.

Sir GuitarCozmo · « **Reply #3208 on:** January 06, 2012, 12:34:35 PM »

Quote from: lateralus88 on January 04, 2012, 08:57:32 AM

Wait til he tells you he pays in change at Target.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3209 on:** January 06, 2012, 01:14:36 PM »

The fact that she got all 'whored-up' for a visit to "grandpa's grave" is the funny part.

Is "casually listening to Selena Gomez" code for "letting one rip"?

This calls for a Zydar like intervention with new captions.

Xanthul · « **Reply #3210 on:** January 06, 2012, 01:24:10 PM »

She probably has a great sense of humor... Right? Please tell me she does.

Gorille85 · « **Reply #3211 on:** January 06, 2012, 01:31:14 PM »

Quote from: glaurung on January 06, 2012, 11:25:59 AM

That is great!!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3212 on:** January 06, 2012, 01:50:20 PM »

Quote from: Xanthul on January 06, 2012, 01:24:10 PM

She probably has a great sense of humor... Right? Please tell me she does.

Or at least can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

Super Dude · « **Reply #3213 on:** January 06, 2012, 03:27:32 PM »

I was actually kinda hoping it was a troll in disguise or something.

Gadough · « **Reply #3214 on:** January 06, 2012, 03:28:51 PM »

What makes you think she's not trolling? I have a hard time believing she's serious.

Super Dude · « **Reply #3215 on:** January 06, 2012, 03:31:32 PM »

I have no idea. I think I'm confused.

Gadough · « **Reply #3216 on:** January 06, 2012, 03:36:34 PM »

Quote from: Super Dude on January 06, 2012, 03:31:32 PM

I have no idea. I think I'm confused.

Super Dude · « **Reply #3217 on:** January 06, 2012, 03:36:50 PM »

Wtf?

lonestar · « **Reply #3218 on:** January 06, 2012, 03:44:49 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on January 06, 2012, 01:50:20 PM

Quote from: Xanthul on January 06, 2012, 01:24:10 PM
She probably has a great sense of humor... Right? Please tell me she does.

Or at least can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

I'm sure all her ex-boyfriends have bedsheets stuck in their asses.

Ravenheart · « **Reply #3219 on:** January 08, 2012, 02:35:30 PM »

"Let me tell you just how great it is to be struggling with finances and working a dead end job while people around me are telling me how well they are doing.

From the masses of us who don't have our own home, can't afford a new car, and have bills that continue to pile up cause we were dealt a plate load of responsibilities: go shove it up your ass."

God, I just can't believe that some people would actually be doing better than I am. The nerve.

News: Video of online chat between fans and members of Dream Theater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8cLlXnHpA&feature=youtu.be (*no chickens were harmed during the filming of this chat)

Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305709 times)