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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2905 on: August 25, 2011, 05:54:18 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 05:38:57 AM
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"

Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.

WTF. What a pathetic thing to post.

I have a few very religious people as friends on facebook, and they even make religious posts from time to time, but luckily they'd never post anything that loaded or childish.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2906 on: August 25, 2011, 05:56:29 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 05:38:57 AM
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"

Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.

This reminded me of another fb status that I saw on failblog...
"Remember, Jesus died for our sins, if you don't sin, he died for nothing"

46 likes  :D

sorry if someone posted before  :-X
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2907 on: August 25, 2011, 06:17:01 AM »
That's beautiful. If I wasn't scared of being hunted down and castrated, I'd post that myself.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2908 on: August 25, 2011, 06:24:50 AM »
ahahaha same here.....
very funny and brave girl...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2909 on: August 25, 2011, 06:53:36 AM »
I have a few friends who post those "...if you agree, repost this" statuses all the time.  Many of them go even further with "90% of people won't repost this, will you?" and other bullshit meant to challenge me.  How do you know, before it's even happened, that 90% of people won't repost it?  Could it be because 90% of people have, in the past, demonstrated that they're not sheep?

I think I reposted one of them, once.  It was something I agree with, so sure, whatever.  Then I noticed them coming more and more often, and I had to make a "rule" for myself never to repost a status.  Never.  If I agree strongly enough, I'll "Like" it.  That's all they're getting from me.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2910 on: August 25, 2011, 08:50:08 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 05:38:57 AM
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"

Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.

post this as a reply

do it
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Orion....that's the one with a bunch of power chords and boringly harsh vocals, isn't it?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2911 on: August 25, 2011, 09:00:20 AM »
I would if I didn't know her that well. But I'm on really good speaking terms with her, soo.... :-\
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2912 on: August 25, 2011, 09:52:22 AM »
I've seen this one at least ten times in the last few days.

"NYPD FDNY AND EMS OFFICERS WERE NOT INVITED TO THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY CEREMONY OF 9/11... MAYOR BLOOMBERG CLAIMS THERE IS NO ROOM FOR THEM... 10 YEARS AGO, THEY WEREN'T INVITED BUT THEY SHOWED UP!!! REPOST IF YOU AGREE THEY SHOULD BE THERE"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2913 on: August 25, 2011, 09:58:32 AM »
That can't be true
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2914 on: August 25, 2011, 10:00:53 AM »
Wait, 10th anniversary celebration?

Has the collective American intelligence dropped to the point, now, where we're celebrating the murder of thousands of our citizens?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2915 on: August 25, 2011, 10:07:19 AM »
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on August 25, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
That can't be true

I haven't bothered even checking because I can't believe that to be true. There's just no way.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2916 on: August 25, 2011, 10:08:29 AM »
I hate HATE HATE when people repost stuff that (from my point) seem obviously 100% not true. Like, factual things that are factually wrong. Like, things that, if you typed in any of the keywords on Google, you would see very clearly that it was not true. Including the one above.

The most common thing being "FACEBOOK IS GOING TO START CHARGING THEIR USERS REPOST THIS AND YOUR HOME PAGE ICON WILL TURN BLUE"

and several less common ones that still piss me off.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2917 on: August 25, 2011, 10:11:22 AM »
Quote from: MasterShakezula on August 25, 2011, 10:00:53 AM
Wait, 10th anniversary celebration?
No. Ceremony.

As in, funeral ceremony, memorial ceremony, etc.


Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 05:38:57 AM
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"

Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.
This is like a cunty, sanctimonious version of The Game. "Lol if you hear the word game you lose it, also everyone is playing the game and subject to my rules because that is how it works lol."

If it said "If you do not make this your status you are gay so just do it pls," everyone would think the person posting it was a dick, but tart it up with a bit of religion and suddenly they think they're a white knight of God.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2918 on: August 25, 2011, 10:17:38 AM »
Quote from: robwebster on August 25, 2011, 10:11:22 AM

Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 05:38:57 AM
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"

Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.
This is like a cunty, sanctimonious version of The Game. "Lol if you hear the word game you lose it, also everyone is playing the game and subject to my rules because that is how it works lol."

If it said "If you do not make this your status you are gay so just do it pls," everyone would think the person posting it was a dick, but tart it up with a bit of religion and suddenly they think they're a white knight of God.

I hope you do know that only idiots think that, right? Not every religious person.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2919 on: August 25, 2011, 10:18:28 AM »
Yeah! Natch. I mean the poster themself. And the reposters. People will repost it, even though it's patently nonsense. It's a self-awareness thing. I was going to throw in another line but I thought it looked a bit clumsy. Was, on reflection, kind of crucial to the meaning of my message, though. Dumb omission :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2920 on: August 25, 2011, 10:19:18 AM »
From my I-don't-know-the-relationship-status-he-has-with-me:

"I just got my gun permit. I know what I must do, God."

 :omg: :omg: :omg:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2921 on: August 25, 2011, 10:19:54 AM »
LOL
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2922 on: August 25, 2011, 10:27:09 AM »
I don't get it. He wants to shoot you? ???
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2923 on: August 25, 2011, 10:28:47 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 05:38:57 AM
"If you on God's side repost this..if you on the Devil's keep scrolling"

Fuck off. I'll hang with the Devil if you're gonna be a pretentious, guilt-tripping cocknose about it.

Change your display picture to:



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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2924 on: August 25, 2011, 11:20:56 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 06:17:01 AM
That's beautiful. If I wasn't scared of being hunted down and castrated, I'd post that myself.
I'm posting that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2925 on: August 25, 2011, 12:00:24 PM »
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on August 25, 2011, 11:20:56 AM
Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 06:17:01 AM
That's beautiful. If I wasn't scared of being hunted down and castrated, I'd post that myself.
I'm posting that.

go for it! ;)
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2926 on: August 25, 2011, 12:01:43 PM »
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Location: A universe where heartbreak and sadness have been replaced by Old Spice.

There probably aren't too many fundamentalist Christians there, so you should be safe.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2927 on: August 25, 2011, 12:03:42 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 12:01:43 PM
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Location: A universe where heartbreak and sadness have been replaced by Old Spice.

There probably aren't too many fundamentalist Christians there, so you should be safe.
:rollin
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2928 on: August 25, 2011, 02:16:55 PM »
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on August 25, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
That can't be true
It's true. Bloomberg said the families get first priority and there's not enough room, so the first responders get their own ceremony.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/17/11-first-responders-to-be-excluded-from-10th-anniversary-ceremony/

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2929 on: August 25, 2011, 06:25:37 PM »
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Took me a 1:32 seconds to realize I was NOT listening to In the presence of enemies part 1 but instead it was The Glass Prison. FML!!!

The beginnings of the songs sound nothing alike.  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2930 on: August 25, 2011, 06:59:00 PM »
Quote from: VioletS16 on August 25, 2011, 10:19:18 AM
From my I-don't-know-the-relationship-status-he-has-with-me:

"I just got my gun permit. I know what I must do, God."

 :omg: :omg: :omg:



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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2931 on: August 26, 2011, 01:42:20 PM »
Roses are red
Facebook is blue
No mutual friends
Who the fuck are you?!!


lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2932 on: August 26, 2011, 02:04:56 PM »
hahahaha! I really like that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2933 on: August 26, 2011, 03:13:43 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 26, 2011, 01:42:20 PM
Roses are red
Facebook is blue
No mutual friends
Who the fuck are you?!!


lol
:lol :lol :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2934 on: August 26, 2011, 06:23:56 PM »
Quote from: robwebster on August 25, 2011, 10:11:22 AM
]This is like a cunty, sanctimonious version of The Game. "Lol if you hear the word game you lose it, also everyone is playing the game and subject to my rules because that is how it works lol."

Stupid GAME  :facepalm:. Someone in UNI said YOU JUST LOST TEH GAEM OL OL OL  to me, and I was like

" So fucking what? Could NOT care less. GROW UP ".
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2935 on: August 27, 2011, 03:05:34 AM »
Someone just posted this one-
"Operation dtf has commenced"


Do you think they're talking about the forum, guys? :neverusethis:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2936 on: August 27, 2011, 05:31:51 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 27, 2011, 03:05:34 AM
Someone just posted this one-
"Operation dtf has commenced"


Do you think they're talking about the forum, guys? :neverusethis:

Of course! We have operations named after us we're that cool!

I'm also scared that some of my statuses are going to pop up on here, now that some of you guys have added me from the Facebook group >.<
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2937 on: August 27, 2011, 06:07:37 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on August 27, 2011, 03:05:34 AM
Someone just posted this one-
"Operation dtf has commenced"


Do you think they're talking about the forum, guys? :neverusethis:

Absolutely. I think it's common knowledge that everyone here is Down To Fuck.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2938 on: August 27, 2011, 09:13:11 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 25, 2011, 12:01:43 PM
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Location: A universe where heartbreak and sadness have been replaced by Old Spice.

There probably aren't too many fundamentalist Christians there, so you should be safe.
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« Reply #2939 on: August 28, 2011, 08:39:33 AM »
ive been noticing a common trend recently, when something arkward happens to someone they will always type something which really pisses me off. for example, if someone shat their pants infront of everyone at the beach, they will put a status like :"the arkward moment you shit yourself in front of everyone at the beach. or if they got their dick stuck in the door: "the arkward moment you get your dick stuck in the door"
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