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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2835 on: August 14, 2011, 08:43:13 AM »
Repost this if you agree with Blob!!!

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2836 on: August 14, 2011, 08:46:28 AM »
I see what you did there.  :yeahright

The most annoying guy on my friends list just posts nouns. Today it was "Mcnuggets". Often he'll just put the name of a new movie such as "Transformers 3". It doesn't generate any discussion. It just gets one or two thumbs up from people who think "ZOMG I KNOW OF THAT THING!"
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2837 on: August 14, 2011, 08:47:03 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2839 on: August 14, 2011, 09:15:19 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2840 on: August 14, 2011, 10:05:43 AM »
"Hier in Belgie zijn er gezinnen die onder de armoedegrens moeten leven.Oudere mensen die overdreven moeten betalen in de bejaardenhuizen en de werkmens die onderbetaald word en langer moet werken voor ze op pensioen kunnen gaan . Maar de politiekers geven miljoenen euro's weg aan andere landen inplaats van hun eigen volk te helpen !!Ik ben er zeker van dat er niet veel zijn die dit durven te kopieren en te delen !!"

Translated:
"Here in Belgium there are families who have to live below the poverty line. Older people who have to pay excessive amounts in retirement centers and the working man who is underpaid and will have to work longer before being able to have their pension. But the politicians are giving millions of euros away to other countries instead of saving their own people!! I bet there aren't many of you who dare to copy and share this!!"
(two people liked this BTW)

This is probably about it being on the news a few days ago that we were aiming on raising 10 million EUR for the current hunger epidemic in Africa.  WTF

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2841 on: August 14, 2011, 12:43:30 PM »
I hate any FB post that involves "repost this.....". Damn sheep spreading their useless crap.
Are you claiming that I am not a beautiful, strong black women who don't need no man?
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2842 on: August 14, 2011, 12:47:39 PM »
I hate any FB post that involves "repost this.....". Damn sheep spreading their useless crap.
Are you claiming that I am not a beautiful, strong black women who don't need no man?

hey u go girlfren. You no I ain't bee talkin bout u.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2843 on: August 14, 2011, 01:11:31 PM »
Damn those do-gooder posts who try to guilt-trip the reader with this "I betcha don't dare repost that!" crap. :\
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2844 on: August 14, 2011, 01:43:05 PM »
This one girl I'm friends with posts about 4 of these an hour:

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justttt felll dowwwnnn theee stairsss ... idkkk whyy buttt i diddd anddd yesterdayyy i walkkeedd smackk intttoo thee doorrr .... i thinkkk maybeee im qetttinqqq a lil olddd jk jk lllss !!!


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2845 on: August 14, 2011, 01:45:36 PM »
lllss !!!

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2846 on: August 14, 2011, 02:10:25 PM »
Damn those do-gooder posts who try to guilt-trip the reader with this "I betcha don't dare repost that!" crap. :\
Guilt-trip? Why would I feel guilty not posting that?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2847 on: August 15, 2011, 04:55:31 AM »
Holy crap.

Don't ask me how I found this profile, because I don't even know.

Check out this person's name.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002460741783

wtf lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2848 on: August 15, 2011, 03:46:40 PM »
The page you requested was not found? I agree, weird name.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2849 on: August 15, 2011, 03:48:20 PM »
 :lol

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« Reply #2850 on: August 15, 2011, 05:16:09 PM »
Weird, it shows up for me.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2851 on: August 15, 2011, 05:17:56 PM »
Must be a one-girl post-rock band. 

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2852 on: August 15, 2011, 05:45:03 PM »
Oh it works now.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2853 on: August 15, 2011, 06:11:32 PM »

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2854 on: August 15, 2011, 07:43:37 PM »
YBYFA? See, that's why I have Urban Dictionary bookmarked. Because it seems like every day someone on Facebook uses a retarded-ass abbreviation I've never seen before. But, this one hasn't been defined...what could it mean?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2855 on: August 15, 2011, 08:08:23 PM »
Yeah bitch yeah fucking abbreviations ?

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2856 on: August 15, 2011, 09:19:45 PM »
You bet your fucking ass?

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« Reply #2857 on: August 15, 2011, 10:04:38 PM »
That makes sense, Ehra. Especially in context of what he said.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2858 on: August 15, 2011, 10:11:40 PM »
What can I say, I speak fluent douche.


edit: Because I don't know what words mean.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2859 on: August 15, 2011, 11:48:22 PM »
Speaking of douches...
i feel like making a fuckin' status saying
"Attention all onliners: If you are on 24/7 and never respond could you please get the fuck off of Facebook chat because it can be really misleading for others to see their friends online and never get a chance to communicate or interact with them. Thank you for your inconvenience, you douches."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2860 on: August 15, 2011, 11:49:46 PM »
Not a status, but a reply to my friend in the comments on a status:
"Dnt wurryy I do u dnt nd ta wuryy!!! Ally lost a frend av ya cn wa ya bin sayin ta meee!!...so dnt tryy ta get all dis shyt on mee yh what!! I h8 da guy yh britt juz stay owt ov ih itz between me n allyy....yh bak ta wa I wuz sayn yh I h8 da guy yur on abou him 20 4 7 all I am trana say get ova ih man ur juz der researchin abou not da hez gna cum wiv ya in ya grave yard we're all gna go owr seprat
 wayz so y dnt ya 4geh all dis n tryy ta b a propa muslim man I evan tryd ta mke ya learn sum surtaa bu fynk ya 4gh um ..ur final destination is ya grave yard do w.eva ya wnt cuz at de end I'm gna go ta ma own and ur goin ta ya own so datz all am sayn!!!!!!! Bye"

Oh and my friends an atheist girl, so I don't know where the muslim man thing comes from.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2861 on: August 16, 2011, 12:02:26 AM »
I got about 12 words into her "Comment" before I stabbed out both my eyes and started wailing uncontrollably until my Larynx exploded. Then I bled out slowly and painfully and it was still better than having to continue reading that.
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« Reply #2862 on: August 16, 2011, 12:54:32 AM »
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Dont u hate wen people mistake u to be a TOILET and expect u to recieve wat goes in toilets. Some people take that stuff and flush it into their system(LIFE), but i dont have time to get my toilet(LIFE) stopped up and filled with crap so i take the role of a LEAF BLOWER and blow that stuff out my way.

What a beautiful metaphor.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2863 on: August 16, 2011, 01:13:49 AM »
Inspiring stuff. Why can't I be more like a leaf blower?
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« Reply #2864 on: August 16, 2011, 01:54:12 AM »
We should all aspire to be the leaf blowers in this toilet bowl of shit we call life.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2865 on: August 16, 2011, 05:51:22 AM »
Speaking of douches...
i feel like making a fuckin' status saying
"Attention all onliners: If you are on 24/7 and never respond could you please get the fuck off of Facebook chat because it can be really misleading for others to see their friends online and never get a chance to communicate or interact with them. Thank you for your inconvenience, you douches."

Some people have Facebook set up with their phones in such away that they always appear online...sometimes it just can't be helped. I know a few people like that.
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« Reply #2866 on: August 16, 2011, 07:09:09 AM »
Coincidences...

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #2867 on: August 16, 2011, 07:21:35 AM »
Speaking of douches...
i feel like making a fuckin' status saying
"Attention all onliners: If you are on 24/7 and never respond could you please get the fuck off of Facebook chat because it can be really misleading for others to see their friends online and never get a chance to communicate or interact with them. Thank you for your inconvenience, you douches."

Some people have Facebook set up with their phones in such away that they always appear online...sometimes it just can't be helped. I know a few people like that.

this happened on my Atrix. Nothing I could do about it

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« Reply #2868 on: August 17, 2011, 11:00:48 AM »
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ME COMPRE UNA BOMBILLA Y LE PUSE NOMBRE (CLARISA), MI TERMO TIENE NOMBRE Y ORIENTACION SEXUAL (LEOPOLDO, GAY), NI HABLLAR DE LOS PELUCHES.... TERNURA, O PROBLEMA PSIQUIATRICO GRAVE???

Translation: I bought a light bulb and named it (Clarisa), my flask has a name and sexual orientation (Leopoldo, Gay), and don't get me started with the cuddly toys... is it tenderness or a severe psychiatric issue?  :|
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« Reply #2869 on: August 17, 2011, 12:58:32 PM »