« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 [7] 8 9 10 11 12 ... 103   Go Down

Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread.  (Read 303385 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline ResultsMayVary

  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 4856
  • Gender: Male
  • Go Buckeyes!
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #210 on: August 17, 2009, 10:28:38 AM »
Logged
Where would YOU be without prog?!
Quote from: Jamesman42 on July 01, 2011, 07:43:02 PM
I'd be standing somewhere with dignity, respect, and bitches.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on October 01, 2011, 08:40:06 AM
When Mike and Mob Unite, featuring the hit A Lawsuit in Lies

Offline Spolt

  • DTF's Official Cookie Monster
  • Posts: 1071
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #211 on: August 17, 2009, 12:03:48 PM »
Logged

Offline Chino

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 25330
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #212 on: August 17, 2009, 09:59:54 PM »
"damn my damn iphone tahts battery doesnt last for shit and is bout to be dead fml"
Logged

Offline Jamesman42

  • There you'll find me
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21861
  • Spiral OUT
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #213 on: August 17, 2009, 10:30:05 PM »
You should respond to the next FML one with "you want me to what your leg?"
Logged

Offline Sigz

  • BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 13537
  • Gender: Male
  • THRONES FOR THE THRONE SKULL
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #214 on: August 17, 2009, 10:31:21 PM »
Logged
Quote
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

Offline lateralus88

  • The Official DTF Stanley Kubrick Fanboi
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8761
  • Gender: Male
  • I stabbed Euronymous because he drank my PBR
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #215 on: August 18, 2009, 12:00:45 AM »
I swear if I see one more fml, people are going to die.
Logged
Quote from: skydivingninja on May 02, 2011, 11:59:04 AM
I felt its length in quite a few places.

Awesome Majesty Pendant Club: Member #3

Offline Super Dude

  • Hero of Prog
  • DTF.com Member
  • **
  • Posts: 16265
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #216 on: August 18, 2009, 08:35:35 PM »
Whiney friend #1: "Eli [person who wrote this status] needs help. someone call me, someone do something. :("

Whiney friend #2: "GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FML DX"
Logged
Quote from: bosk1
As frequently happens, Super Dude nailed it.
:superdude:

Offline Jamesman42

  • There you'll find me
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21861
  • Spiral OUT
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #217 on: August 18, 2009, 08:36:04 PM »
UGH I hate posting in this thread and being quoted FML
Logged

Offline Chino

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 25330
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #218 on: August 20, 2009, 10:36:45 AM »
jobs blow but blow jobs r awesome
Logged

Offline Orbert

  • Recovering Musician
  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 19274
  • Gender: Male
  • In and around the lake
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #219 on: August 20, 2009, 11:26:22 AM »
That's some deep philosophical shit right there.  Also true.
Logged

Offline Shadoshi

  • Slave of Dimitrius
  • Posts: 1497
  • Gender: Male
  • Co-dependent much?
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #220 on: August 20, 2009, 02:44:30 PM »
Quote from: whinyteenagekidwhomihaveonmyfriendslistbecausemygirlfriendisfriendswithhimandilikemakingfunofhim
i just wish everyone would just die but katy and greyson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:rollin :lol
Logged

Offline Chino

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 25330
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #221 on: August 21, 2009, 12:09:39 PM »
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!
Logged

Offline MetalMike06

  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 1549
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #222 on: August 21, 2009, 12:44:35 PM »
"Where r u let's make bed and bowls"

Haha. Wow. Looking through some statuses makes me realize how much I ought to clean out my friends list. A majority of them are people I never talk to, and was never friends with, and I merely attended high school with them or something.
Logged

Offline Sigz

  • BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 13537
  • Gender: Male
  • THRONES FOR THE THRONE SKULL
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #223 on: August 21, 2009, 12:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 12:09:39 PM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

 :rollin
Logged
Quote
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

Offline chrisbDTM

  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3841
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #224 on: August 21, 2009, 12:50:01 PM »
ohmigawd i hate the term fml. fml
Logged

Offline Orbert

  • Recovering Musician
  • EZBoard Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 19274
  • Gender: Male
  • In and around the lake
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #225 on: August 21, 2009, 02:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 12:09:39 PM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

Loser.  They can and will come after him for blowing off jury duty.  Seriously, is it ever a good idea to try and fuck with the government?
Logged

Offline staveoffzombies

  • Mostly Harmless
  • Posts: 5116
  • Gender: Male
  • Oversized hats are cute.
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #226 on: August 21, 2009, 06:03:04 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 12:09:39 PM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

 :lol

He'll give a shit when he's fined/penalized/whatever.
Logged

Offline ehra

  • Posts: 3362
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #227 on: August 21, 2009, 06:47:05 PM »
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 12:09:39 PM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

Wrath?
Logged

Offline staveoffzombies

  • Mostly Harmless
  • Posts: 5116
  • Gender: Male
  • Oversized hats are cute.
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #228 on: August 21, 2009, 08:22:51 PM »
Quote from: ehra on August 21, 2009, 06:47:05 PM
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 12:09:39 PM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

Wrath?

:rollin :lol :rollin
Logged

Offline tri.ad

  • The Invisible Man
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 7901
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #229 on: August 22, 2009, 12:36:38 AM »
Quote from: ehra on August 21, 2009, 06:47:05 PM
Quote from: Chino on August 21, 2009, 12:09:39 PM
had jury duty today but didn't go because HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT!

Wrath?

Well played, sir.
Logged
... And you ask me: "Where's my hairspray?"

Mentlegen.

Offline Chino

  • Be excellent to each other.
  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 25330
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #230 on: August 23, 2009, 04:16:39 PM »
 :rollin :rollin

 is prarie doggin it in bumper to bumper traffic
Logged

Offline Jamesman42

  • There you'll find me
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21861
  • Spiral OUT
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #231 on: August 23, 2009, 04:33:30 PM »
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
Logged

Offline millahh

  • Retired Pedantic Bastard
  • Moderator Emeritus
  • *****
  • Posts: 3800
  • Gender: Male
  • RIP Mark
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #232 on: August 23, 2009, 05:23:32 PM »
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 23, 2009, 04:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.

That may change now...   :biggrin:

(in truth, I've been on there a month, and haven't ever even posted a status update)
Logged
Quote from: parallax
WHEN WILL YOU ADRESS MY MONKEY ARGUMENT???? NEVER???? THAT\' WHAT I FIGURED.:lol

Offline PlaysLikeMyung

  • Myung Protege Wannabe
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8179
  • Gender: Male
  • Maurice Moss: Cooler than you
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #233 on: August 23, 2009, 07:26:45 PM »
Quote
eff. em. ell

verbatim. a bit sad
Logged

Offline Dimitrius

  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 18218
  • Gender: Male
  • Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #234 on: August 23, 2009, 09:22:32 PM »
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 23, 2009, 04:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
I'm glad to know that!
Logged
Quote from: Sigz on October 25, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

Offline reneranucci

  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 2235
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #235 on: August 24, 2009, 03:36:54 PM »
"i feel like i have a giant weight on my chest--and its not my boobs"
Logged

Offline Dimitrius

  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 18218
  • Gender: Male
  • Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #236 on: August 24, 2009, 05:14:07 PM »
Quote from: reneranucci on August 24, 2009, 03:36:54 PM
"i feel like i have a giant weight on my chest--and its not my boobs"
:neverusethis:
Logged
Quote from: Sigz on October 25, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

Offline Jamesman42

  • There you'll find me
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21861
  • Spiral OUT
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #237 on: August 24, 2009, 10:31:59 PM »
Quote from: Dimitrius on August 23, 2009, 09:22:32 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 23, 2009, 04:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
I'm glad to know that!

Except Dimitrius' statuses. Sorry for the confusion.
Logged

Offline Dimitrius

  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 18218
  • Gender: Male
  • Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #238 on: August 24, 2009, 10:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 24, 2009, 10:31:59 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on August 23, 2009, 09:22:32 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 23, 2009, 04:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
I'm glad to know that!

Except Dimitrius' statuses. Sorry for the confusion.
Fuck you, James!!
Logged
Quote from: Sigz on October 25, 2011, 10:28:13 PM
Joe and I in the same squad is basically the virtual equivalent of us plowing a rape van through an elementary school playground at recess.

Offline icysk8r

  • DTF Resident Magician
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 1393
  • Gender: Male
  • www.bedeceived.com
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #239 on: August 24, 2009, 10:34:06 PM »
i love how i get replaced by some ugly bitches (: fuckk thatt shitt forreal. sisters heree. not in a good mood. you can try to text. bye.2 hours ago
Logged
www.bedeceived.com

ZOMG WHAT'S AT BEDECEIVED.COM?

I DUNNO!  CLICK THE DARNED LINK TO FIND OUT!

Offline Jamesman42

  • There you'll find me
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21861
  • Spiral OUT
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #240 on: August 24, 2009, 10:38:15 PM »
Quote from: Dimitrius on August 24, 2009, 10:33:11 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 24, 2009, 10:31:59 PM
Quote from: Dimitrius on August 23, 2009, 09:22:32 PM
Quote from: Jamesmiain on August 23, 2009, 04:33:30 PM
I've come to realize that there are barely any, if any, pathetic FB statuses on my friends list. I have 160 friends on there.
I'm glad to know that!

Except Dimitrius' statuses. Sorry for the confusion.
Fuck you, James!!

When asked which male on DTF to have sex with, that was what the female did say.
Logged

Offline lateralus88

  • The Official DTF Stanley Kubrick Fanboi
  • DTF.org Alumni
  • ****
  • Posts: 8761
  • Gender: Male
  • I stabbed Euronymous because he drank my PBR
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #241 on: August 25, 2009, 12:29:46 AM »
Quote from: icysk8r on August 24, 2009, 10:34:06 PM
i love how i get replaced by some ugly bitches (: fuckk thatt shitt forreal. sisters heree. not in a good mood. you can try to text. bye.2 hours ago
The constant adding of extra letters at the end of words... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Logged
Quote from: skydivingninja on May 02, 2011, 11:59:04 AM
I felt its length in quite a few places.

Awesome Majesty Pendant Club: Member #3

Offline Birch Boy

  • DTF's Heavy Metal Hippie
  • DTF.org Member
  • *
  • Posts: 4138
  • Gender: Male
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #242 on: August 25, 2009, 07:33:17 AM »
Quote from: lateralus88 on August 25, 2009, 12:29:46 AM
Quote from: icysk8r on August 24, 2009, 10:34:06 PM
i love how i get replaced by some ugly bitches (: fuckk thatt shitt forreal. sisters heree. not in a good mood. you can try to text. bye.2 hours ago
The constant adding of extra letters at the end of words... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I hate that toooo  >:( >:( >:( >:(
Logged

Offline Jamesman42

  • There you'll find me
  • DT.net Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21861
  • Spiral OUT
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #243 on: August 26, 2009, 12:03:22 AM »
But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Logged

Offline orcus116

  • DT.net Veteran
  • ****
  • Posts: 9604
Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #244 on: August 26, 2009, 08:56:33 AM »
I just saw this:

Quote
  is sitting @ the airort till her 330 flight..fml

With a comment of:

Quote
well to pass time there's the mile high club at the airport :-)

I wasn't aware the definition changed.
Logged
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 [7] 8 9 10 11 12 ... 103   Go Up
« previous next »