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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2011, 06:18:38 AM »
I'd be all for splitting up, quite honestly. But I don't think it would be along equal land lines. If the states got to choose which country the wanted to be in, the "liberal" north would probably consist of less than half of the land, but more than half of the population and industry. The conservative south would get lots of land, but less population.

The dumbest one on there is that the conservatives want to take Battle Hymn of the Republic. Whoever wrote this must not have thought about the fact that the conservative country would likely be nearly all southern countries and Battle Hymn was a song sung by the north during the civil war. I dont think the good old boys in the south really want that song.

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2011, 07:29:54 AM »
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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2011, 08:33:22 AM »
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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #38 on: September 02, 2011, 11:54:01 AM »
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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2011, 12:17:59 PM »
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6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
  Not really a fan, but ok.  If that's the case, can you guys take . . . Darth Vad- er

HEY NOW!  >:(
Come now.  You're tailor-made for that side of the country.  There's no way you'd even consider living on our hell-bound side,  full of ACLU lawyers and every type of sex toy ever imagined.   :lol
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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #40 on: September 02, 2011, 12:41:11 PM »
Of course.  I was merely objecting to the fact that he appeared to be making disparaging comments about Darth Vader.  :bosky:
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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #41 on: September 02, 2011, 12:43:34 PM »
Of course.  I was merely objecting to the fact that he appeared to be making disparaging comments about Darth Vader.  :bosky:
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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2011, 12:54:37 PM »
I'm not sure what you mean by that, but ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #43 on: September 02, 2011, 02:08:37 PM »
I'm not sure what you mean by that, but ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #44 on: September 02, 2011, 02:34:54 PM »

:cornholio:

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Ok, Bosk, for that, I guess you can stay on the USABA side of this theoretical split!

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #45 on: September 02, 2011, 03:03:54 PM »
Do the anarchists get a portion of the split?

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2011, 03:11:48 PM »
I suppose so, but you'll have no actual ownership of the land you settle upon, and, due to having no state, you're subject to any sort of declaration of war from your conservative pals. 

Enjoy yourselves!   :tup

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2011, 03:14:25 PM »
We fucking will, well to start off with will have an extremely libertarion government in which we make sure everyone is given a stick, a knife, and 2 pounds of food. Then the government will immediately dissolve and people will fend for themselves.

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2011, 03:15:56 PM »
We fucking will, well to start off with will have an extremely libertarion government in which we make sure everyone is given a stick, a knife, and 2 pounds of food. Then the government will immediately dissolve and people will fend for themselves.

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2011, 03:17:30 PM »
Good luck forming a capitalist service-based economy without any form of currency, anarchists. 

Plus, you know, if that land you're living upon is on my conservative side and has an oil reserve or five, it looks like you may want to be relocating. 

Assuming your population hasn't already killed itself or starved to death as a result of a total lack of large-scale agriculture.   :lol

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #50 on: September 02, 2011, 03:22:12 PM »
O.k. fine, we'll be libertarions whose only priorities are to give everyone a stick, a knife, and 2 pounds of foods

After that our priorities are done.



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Fuck it, it will be anarchy and everyone can find sticks, knives, and 2 pounds of food themselves.

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #51 on: September 02, 2011, 03:27:11 PM »
Now we all know that conservative rednecks and liberal burnouts all like to get their drink on, so which side will have more beer?  That will help me make my decision...

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #52 on: September 02, 2011, 03:29:38 PM »
Depends, do you like corporate stuff, or home brewed?

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #53 on: September 02, 2011, 03:31:38 PM »
Also if you aren't 21 or over the liberal side might be more to your liking.

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #54 on: September 02, 2011, 04:33:07 PM »
Now we all know that conservative rednecks and liberal burnouts all like to get their drink on, so which side will have more beer?  That will help me make my decision...
That was one I had meant to add to my list of additions.  We get the craft beers and they can have their fucking Budweiser. 
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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #55 on: September 02, 2011, 06:05:05 PM »
Now we all know that conservative rednecks and liberal burnouts all like to get their drink on, so which side will have more beer?  That will help me make my decision...
That was one I had meant to add to my list of additions.  We get the craft beers and they can have their fucking Budweiser. 

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #56 on: September 02, 2011, 06:26:10 PM »
Now we all know that conservative rednecks and liberal burnouts all like to get their drink on, so which side will have more beer?  That will help me make my decision...
That was one I had meant to add to my list of additions.  We get the craft beers and they can have their fucking Budweiser. 

Huh... I think conservatives up here in Montana might just turn themselves into liberals for this reason then.

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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #57 on: September 02, 2011, 06:43:02 PM »
Now we all know that conservative rednecks and liberal burnouts all like to get their drink on, so which side will have more beer?  That will help me make my decision...
That was one I had meant to add to my list of additions.  We get the craft beers and they can have their fucking Budweiser. 

Huh... I think conservatives up here in Montana might just turn themselves into liberals for this reason then.
Wow, really?  There's such a bright line dividing the ideologies at the beer aisle down here I have a hard time even picturing that it could be different elsewhere. 
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Re: Proposed Divorce Agreement for the USA
« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2011, 09:57:35 PM »
Now we all know that conservative rednecks and liberal burnouts all like to get their drink on, so which side will have more beer?  That will help me make my decision...
That was one I had meant to add to my list of additions.  We get the craft beers and they can have their fucking Budweiser. 

Huh... I think conservatives up here in Montana might just turn themselves into liberals for this reason then.
Wow, really?  There's such a bright line dividing the ideologies at the beer aisle down here I have a hard time even picturing that it could be different elsewhere. 

Oh, they'll drink whatever they can get their hands on I suppose... but there's a brewery here for like every 20,000 people.