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I just need to say this
« on: September 01, 2011, 08:09:06 AM »
The Bucky Larson commercials make me want to shoot children

That is all
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 08:56:30 AM »
I couldn't agree with you more.  I don't understand these movie companies.  How could someone actually think this would be a good movie?  How could they think they could actually make money on this?  Did they learn nothing from such blockbusters as MacGruber?  Ishtar?  Ice Pirates?
The American public is getter more and more stupid.  Anyone who spends any amount of money on this movie should be sterilized.
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2011, 10:13:50 AM »
Quote from: Beowulf on September 01, 2011, 08:56:30 AM
Did they learn nothing from such blockbusters as MacGruber?  Ishtar?  Ice Pirates?
The American public is getter more and more stupid.  Anyone who spends any amount of money on this movie should be sterilized.
The fact that MacGruber did poorly kind of undermines your premise that the American public has gotten stupider.

And WRT Ishtar, it's been suggested by people involved in the movie that one of the execs leaked bad press in a grudge against Beatty and the media retaliated against the fact that he had kept the set entirely closed with no one allowed in. The fact that many of the reviews of the time focus on its supposedly exorbitant budget instead of the movie points to it being retaliation.
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2011, 10:20:26 AM »
Children make me want to shoot children. I win.
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2011, 10:23:08 AM »
Yeah, those commercials are really annoying. Especially whatshisname acting like a complete nutjob for no reason.
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2011, 10:32:56 AM »
Jesus Christ, Nick Swardson was one of the funnier guys in the acting world today imo, and now he's starring in this?  :facepalm:
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2011, 10:35:19 AM »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Madison

America, this is what you have wrought.
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2011, 11:34:12 AM »
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The story centers on a small-town nerd who stumbles upon a family secret: His quiet and demure parents were famous porn stars in the 1970s. This motivates him to leave Northern Iowa for Hollywood, hoping to follow in their footsteps and fulfill his destiny as the biggest adult-film star in the world.

Well, another movie I don't have to watch.
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2011, 12:12:50 PM »
It's got boobs, just look it up on YouTube after the DVD comes out.
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2011, 01:34:42 PM »
Youtube started allowing boobs?
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2011, 01:36:11 PM »
Edit: Nevermind. I'd rather not get in any trouble.
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2011, 02:49:07 PM »
I just used YouTube as shorthand for 'online video search engine.' A lot shorter and easier to say, amirite? :p
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2011, 02:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Super Dude on September 01, 2011, 02:49:07 PM
I just used YouTube as shorthand for 'online video search engine.' A lot shorter and easier to say, amirite? :p
Or you could just say 'google it'.   ;D
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2011, 03:00:24 PM »
YouTube is owned by Google. Your argument is invalid.
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2011, 03:07:10 PM »
Google allows breastesses, your retort is invalid.
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2011, 08:17:14 AM »
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on September 01, 2011, 10:23:08 AM
Especially whatshisname acting like a complete nutjob for no reason.

This is what I was referring to more, but yes the movie looks absolutely horrendous even without the stupid commercial
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2011, 09:13:25 AM »
Quote from: Beowulf on September 01, 2011, 08:56:30 AM
Did they learn nothing from such blockbusters as MacGruber?  Ishtar?  Ice Pirates?
Ice Pirates had its moments.
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2011, 09:44:08 AM »
I just turned my DirecTV back on last night after having it off for 3 months.  I must say that seeing that preview tempted me to shoot my TV because it will forever be sullied by that commerical.
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Re: I just need to say this
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2011, 07:42:20 PM »
I can promise that you have never truly loathed children until you have been subjected to this advert for Haribo Supermix every fifteen minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrGJ0vO_NXs

It doubles up as an advert for reintroducing the cane, incidentally.

What really fucks me off about this ad is that the presumptuous cunts have put lyrics along the bottom. Like they're pre-empting the possibility that I might like to sing along. They've assigned me a motive that I will never, ever hold. That is practically slander.



EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D33BLDZUZEA

While I'm at it, this kid, too, needs to come down with a nasty case of the deaths. Although, in fairness, this advert doesn't quite convey the enormity of how infuriating his contrived "cute" misconceptions are. There's a whole string of idents that prefix and suffix parts of Friends on E4. I have never found a kid more obnoxious. (The ones in the Haribo ad don't count, 'cause they're kids plural. Or something.)
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