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Offline Volk9

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My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« on: August 30, 2011, 09:59:33 PM »
So, yesterday I was walking on my patio and found a wild Squirtle! This was the first time I've ever seen a real pokemon. Unfortunately, I was out of pokeballs (and I wasnt going to use my only Master Ball), so I picked it up and kept it prisoner in my kiddie pool.






I left some rare candy in there with him, and went off to bed, giddy with excitement as I thought of all the possibilities I now had.



This morning I come out to check on my new friend, only to find out he wasnt the same lil guy I had first met.


He evolved into...















BLASTOISE!!!



(Now with Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snIVG-ehbNE)
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 10:30:09 PM »
:heart
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 11:06:23 PM »
Awesome :laugh:
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 11:27:14 PM »
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 11:31:41 PM »
:rollin :rollin
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2011, 07:42:07 AM »
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2011, 07:52:51 AM »
Very nice :lol
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2011, 07:59:01 AM »
:lol  Amazing.
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2011, 08:02:25 AM »
You ok dude?

:lolpalm:
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2011, 01:19:35 PM »
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2011, 01:22:59 PM »
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2011, 01:50:49 PM »
Nice. :lol
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2011, 02:38:54 PM »
 :laugh: :lol
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2011, 03:31:36 PM »
Quote from: Volk9 on August 31, 2011, 01:19:35 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 31, 2011, 08:02:25 AM
You ok dude?

:lolpalm:

Whaddya mean :biggrin:
I don't know, thought maybe Rina dumped you and you went off the deep end.
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2011, 03:34:51 PM »
Volk. I...

...That's epic.
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2011, 04:50:05 PM »
 :rollin

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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2011, 05:02:45 PM »
Quote from: Volk9 on August 31, 2011, 01:19:35 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 31, 2011, 08:02:25 AM
You ok dude?

:lolpalm:

Whaddya mean :biggrin:

Such beautiful feminin hands Volk.
You could be a hand model for Vandelay Industries.
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2011, 05:36:42 PM »
That made me smile.
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2011, 05:37:15 PM »
That will go nice with the Dragonite or whatever the fuck Rina is getting from that woman who's hiring her as a tutor.

Pokemon was after my time, and I don't have any kids to force me to learn it like the other fogeys here do.
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2011, 07:14:26 PM »
epic thread
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2011, 08:05:01 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on August 31, 2011, 03:31:36 PM
Quote from: Volk9 on August 31, 2011, 01:19:35 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 31, 2011, 08:02:25 AM
You ok dude?

:lolpalm:

Whaddya mean :biggrin:
I don't know, thought maybe Rina dumped you and you went off the deep end.

I'm pretty sure that's Rina holding the Blastoise in the last picture. :p
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2011, 08:52:11 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 31, 2011, 08:05:01 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 31, 2011, 03:31:36 PM
Quote from: Volk9 on August 31, 2011, 01:19:35 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 31, 2011, 08:02:25 AM
You ok dude?

:lolpalm:

Whaddya mean :biggrin:
I don't know, thought maybe Rina dumped you and you went off the deep end.

I'm pretty sure that's Rina holding the Blastoise in the last picture. :p

Those are my hands.

Quote from: DTVT on August 31, 2011, 05:37:15 PM
That will go nice with the Dragonite or whatever the fuck Rina is getting from that woman who's hiring her as a tutor.


Unfortunately it was never received :sadpanda:

Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on August 31, 2011, 05:02:45 PM
Quote from: Volk9 on August 31, 2011, 01:19:35 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 31, 2011, 08:02:25 AM
You ok dude?

:lolpalm:

Whaddya mean :biggrin:

Such beautiful feminin hands Volk.
You could be a hand model for Vandelay Industries.

I was a hand model for Handjobs Anonymous.

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Quote from: Volk9 on August 31, 2011, 01:19:35 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 31, 2011, 08:02:25 AM
You ok dude?

:lolpalm:

Whaddya mean :biggrin:
I don't know, thought maybe Rina dumped you and you went off the deep end.

Nope. It was the turtle who was dumped off into the deep end.
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2011, 01:36:07 AM »
holy crap! win!!
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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2011, 02:04:44 AM »
Dude, I had a random encounter with an Abra the other day. Here's the best picture I got.

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Re: My Pokemon Adventure (Now in Real Life!)
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2011, 06:31:59 AM »
Should've used Thunder Wave. He'd be paralysed and wouldn't be able to use teleport.
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