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Offline bout to crash

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Re: Because I sure as Hell have... Aw, yeah
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2011, 09:08:36 AM »
Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on August 29, 2011, 12:27:37 AM
Quote from: bout to crash on August 28, 2011, 11:49:51 PM
Okay DTF, what should I do about my career? I am losing my part time social work job soon.

Have you considered pornography?

I have a friend who insists I look like Sasha Grey, so maybe the two of us should work together.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2011, 09:25:31 AM »
^^would pay money for that^^

Sasha Gray is a nutjob

I'd rather see you in some girl on girl with less of a lunatic...Gianna Michaels maybe...
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2011, 09:26:11 AM »
Go to DTF for advice
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2011, 09:30:47 AM »
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on August 29, 2011, 09:25:31 AM
^^would pay money for that^^

Sasha Gray is a nutjob

I'd rather see you in some girl on girl with less of a lunatic...Gianna Michaels maybe...

But she's HAWT and she has cute little boobs.. that other one has monsters, eww.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2011, 09:32:54 AM »
jerk off in an airport bathroom pls
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #40 on: August 29, 2011, 09:39:47 AM »
Quote from: bout to crash on August 29, 2011, 09:30:47 AM
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on August 29, 2011, 09:25:31 AM
^^would pay money for that^^

Sasha Gray is a nutjob

I'd rather see you in some girl on girl with less of a lunatic...Gianna Michaels maybe...

But she's HAWT and she has cute little boobs.. that other one has monsters, eww.

fine I won't argue.
You know best.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #41 on: August 29, 2011, 09:42:49 AM »
I touched on this in a previous thread, but I'll give the "bad advice" version of it here:

If you ask her "what's wrong" and she says "nothing", then you should assume that she is actually saying what she means and that everything is fine.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2011, 09:45:07 AM »
Quote from: bout to crash on August 29, 2011, 09:30:47 AM
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on August 29, 2011, 09:25:31 AM
^^would pay money for that^^

Sasha Gray is a nutjob

I'd rather see you in some girl on girl with less of a lunatic...Gianna Michaels maybe...

But she's HAWT and she has cute little boobs.. that other one has monsters, eww.

I don't believe this is happening.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2011, 09:57:09 AM »
Believe it.
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Quote from: Sigz on July 06, 2011, 06:58:52 PM
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2011, 10:11:16 AM »
Move to Florida.

Find Highway US 19.

Play in traffic.

It'll be OK. This road has by far the best drivers in the world.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2011, 10:23:38 AM »
But not as good as the drivers in Phoenix.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2011, 10:37:08 AM »
My mistake. Second only to the incredible drivers in Phoenix.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2011, 10:37:36 AM »
Prostitution is the safest career ever, and in the unlikely event of an accident you can make a claim against your employer for upwards of £7000 in compensation.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2011, 12:14:05 PM »
Keep working hard, you'll be happy someday.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2011, 01:41:12 PM »
The best way to cook eggs is putting them into the microwave.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #50 on: August 29, 2011, 01:47:05 PM »
Quote from: Zook on August 29, 2011, 10:11:16 AM
Move to Florida.

Find Highway US 19.

Play in traffic.

It'll be OK. This road has by far the best drivers in the world.
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2011, 01:47:31 PM »
Quote from: bertoltus on August 29, 2011, 01:41:12 PM
The best way to cook eggs is putting them into the microwave.

LOL, I've actucally managed to get some solid scrambled eggs through that method.  

I mean, they ended having a similar consistency to the stuff offered at McDonalds, but t'was alright with me.  
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Re: The "Give Bad Advice" Thread
« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2011, 02:42:48 PM »
Mike, pursue something long term with A7X, I am sure it will work all out for everyone.

John, keep dating that Asian chick, she has no interest in anything you are doing with Paul, George, and Ringo.

Quote from: bout to crash on August 29, 2011, 09:08:36 AM
I have a friend who insists I look like Sasha Grey, so maybe the two of us should work together.

I recall someone here saying that too. I don't see it, but that isn't a slight on your attractiveness at all. And Gianna Michaels will require more research from me later tonight... had never seen/heard of her before... Nice to see you back here too by the way.
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