If confonted with a rather hungry alligator, the best thing to do is to punch it in the snout to establish dominance. If this fails, the next step you should carry out is cover yourself in ketchup. Alligators are known for their dislike of ketchup and will avoid you at all costs. However, if confronted with a fiend brandishing a shark, you should force him to drop the shark by simply brandishing a bunch of loganberries, closely followed by a stick of dynamite. Sharks will naturally eat the dynamite first, especially if the fuse is lit, meaning that you are free to escape by using the explosion to propel you far from said assailant.