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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2011, 10:41:22 PM »
Came in expecting physics post, left with chicken and lols

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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2011, 02:36:31 PM »
When Life gives you lemons, take three of them in addition to 1/4 cup olive oil, 1/2 cup all-purpose flour, 4 skinless boneless chicken breast halves, salt to taste, 1/4 cup white wine, 1/4 cup unsalted butter and 1/4 cup drained capers. Extract the juice from two of the lemons, and cut the remaining one into wedges.

Heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Place the flour in a shallow bowl. Season the chicken breasts with salt, then gently press into the flour to coat; shake off the excess flour. Arrange the chicken in the skillet. Cook until golden brown, 7 to 10 minutes on each side. Add the white wine and lemon juice. Continue cooking until the chicken breasts are no longer pink in the center and the cooking liquid is reduced by half, 5 to 7 minutes more. Transfer the chicken to a plate.

Remove the skillet from heat, and stir butter into the sauce until melted. Pour sauce over the chicken breasts, and garnish with capers and lemon wedges.
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When life gives you lemons, make chicken picatta.

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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2011, 02:38:37 PM »
When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2011, 02:58:49 PM »
When life gives you lemons, slice it up and drop it in a hefeweizen
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2011, 03:01:56 PM »
When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and give me my god damn fucking lemons back asshole I was trying to make lemonade and you just took those lemons right out of my hand.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2011, 03:02:50 PM »
When life gives you lemons, make lesbians

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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2011, 03:14:02 PM »
When life gives you lemons...

...Eat them. Life won't be expecting that.
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