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Offline dethklok09

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Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« on: August 26, 2011, 08:13:28 PM »
When life gives you lemons....
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 08:14:27 PM »
When life gives you lemons....

Exchange them for their value in cash. 
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2011, 08:14:46 PM »
When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at old people.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 08:14:47 PM »
...have a lemon party.


wait...
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 08:15:32 PM »
...squeeze their juices into MasterShakezula's eyes.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2011, 08:21:12 PM »
When life gives you lemons, you sell those bitches for mad profit, and buy what you actually want.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2011, 08:26:35 PM »
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2011, 08:31:15 PM »
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2011, 08:32:09 PM »
you make a baseball bat, covered in lemons. And razor blades.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2011, 08:32:15 PM »
...oil 'em up nicely, shove them up your ass, and see how far you can shoot them across the room.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2011, 08:48:27 PM »
...shit in its cornflakes.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2011, 08:49:26 PM »
Marry it.


This sentence assumes that life is giving you only one lemon, and that she is Liz Lemon.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2011, 08:53:08 PM »
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2011, 08:54:09 PM »
When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2011, 09:09:11 PM »
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2011, 09:11:37 PM »
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2011, 09:13:27 PM »
Step 1: Lemons
Step 2: ?? ??
Step 3: Profit
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2011, 09:16:52 PM »
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2011, 09:17:15 PM »
you make lemon frogs
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2011, 09:25:15 PM »
...squeeze their juices into PC's rectum. 
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2011, 09:29:26 PM »
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2011, 09:38:45 PM »
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2011, 09:39:58 PM »
just say, "fuck the lemons" and bail.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2011, 09:40:45 PM »
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2011, 09:41:48 PM »
Summon a Lemon Demon.  



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Re: This is very true
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2011, 09:46:37 PM »
Quote from: Adami on August 26, 2011, 08:49:26 PM
Marry it.


This sentence assumes that life is giving you only one lemon, and that she is Liz Lemon.

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« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2011, 09:49:34 PM »
How did I miss an Adami post? And it is jam-packed full of win.

I find Tina Fey hot in a nerdy way.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2011, 09:55:29 PM »
When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD.
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Re: I still love you. And you too, James
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2011, 10:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on August 26, 2011, 09:49:34 PM
How did I miss an Adami post? And it is jam-packed full of win.

I find Tina Fey hot in a every way possible.

Fixed for you.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2011, 10:31:01 PM »
when life gives you lemons, make use it the next time you are baking.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2011, 10:48:52 PM »
When life gives you lemons, Scenes from a Memory is awkward. 
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2011, 10:59:16 PM »
When life gives you lemons, you probably deserved them.
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
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Re: Finish the statement v. When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2011, 10:36:11 PM »
When Life gives you lemons, take three of them in addition to 1/4 cup olive oil, 1/2 cup all-purpose flour, 4 skinless boneless chicken breast halves, salt to taste, 1/4 cup white wine, 1/4 cup unsalted butter and 1/4 cup drained capers. Extract the juice from two of the lemons, and cut the remaining one into wedges.

Heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Place the flour in a shallow bowl. Season the chicken breasts with salt, then gently press into the flour to coat; shake off the excess flour. Arrange the chicken in the skillet. Cook until golden brown, 7 to 10 minutes on each side. Add the white wine and lemon juice. Continue cooking until the chicken breasts are no longer pink in the center and the cooking liquid is reduced by half, 5 to 7 minutes more. Transfer the chicken to a plate.

Remove the skillet from heat, and stir butter into the sauce until melted. Pour sauce over the chicken breasts, and garnish with capers and lemon wedges.
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