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Offline Firetruck

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Which famous author do you write like?
« on: August 26, 2011, 01:19:08 PM »
I found this cool link and I thought it would be fun to see which authors you guys write like.

https://iwl.me/

If you're feeling brave, you can also post what you input into the analyzer to get your result. Like so:

"Sometimes, when I find myself becoming rather more disappointed with humanity than I would have thought possible, I like to find something created by a human being that at some point in the past I  found enjoyable. Be it a book I've read a dozen times that only grows on me more each time I read it, A movie with a story line that captivates and draws the viewer into it's own little world, An album by a band I adore, or even a trashy television show that (for some God forsaken reason) I've decided to watch every episode of in a single sitting.

I'll sit down and read, or watch, or listen to these creations of Man and I'll realize that we may be an incredibly stupid and violent species, but for all of the shit that we've destroyed and ruined we sure have created some beautiful and amazing things along the way."


After chucking that bad boy into ye olde writing technique analyzer, I was informed that I write like Dan Brown. Not a bad result if I say so myself. I'm just glad that I didn't get Stephanie Meyer (not that I've ever read anything she's written or have any intention of doing so).

So, give it a go guys and post your results in the thread. I think it will be interesting to see which famous authors we have lurking this forum.
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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 01:23:12 PM »
I copied a few paragraphs from the novel I've been writing for the past year and a half. My result was Vladimir Nabokov.

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2011, 01:29:27 PM »
I got Dan Brown, too. I highly doubt any kind of accuracy that can come from this.  :lol

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 01:32:09 PM »
After throwing this at it, it came back with Cory Doctorow.  Never heard of the guy.  Honestly, though,  since it only uses syntax and not content,  it doesn't really tell you very much. 

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 01:32:20 PM »
Who the hell is Arthur Clarke and why do I feel I should be insulted by this?
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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2011, 01:32:27 PM »
Copied and pasted those of my last 35 posts that weren't too laden with song titles into it, and got Douglas Adams. Not in terms of quality, but I can kind of see where it's coming from, tonally. Which is odd, 'cause I was ready to slate it a little - to say how context is king and it'd reflect more on genre than voice and what have you - but I definitely aim for a similarly whimsical kind of style, so I'm not unimpressed.

Who the hell is Arthur Clarke and why do I feel I should be insulted by this?
Pretty sure Arthur C. Clarke is "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Clever bloke, don't be insulted!

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2011, 01:35:21 PM »
Heh, I copied another portion of my novel into it and got Arthur Clarke, too. I do have to question how accurate this thing is.

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2011, 01:38:30 PM »
So I typed this:
Slowly I stepped into the room
Then I shot cocaine into the asshole of some guy
who wore a condom on his head


And apparently that is what Cory Doctorow writes like.

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2011, 01:39:06 PM »
I copied a few paragraphs of the book I'm slowly writing and I got William Shakespeare.


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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2011, 01:39:14 PM »
H.P Lovecraft. I posted an extract from one of my blog posts. Is that a good thing?

https://alices-teenage-life.blogspot.com/2011/08/im-pretentious-ahole.html
Bloggity that I extracted it from.

Edit: Did it with a piece of creative writing that I used for coursework, and ended up with Lovecraft again.
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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2011, 01:40:14 PM »
Copied and pasted those of my last 35 posts that weren't too laden with song titles into it, and got Douglas Adams. Not in terms of quality, but I can kind of see where it's coming from, tonally. Which is odd, 'cause I was ready to slate it a little - to say how context is king and it'd reflect more on genre than voice and what have you - but I definitely aim for a similarly whimsical kind of style, so I'm not unimpressed.
Incidentally, this is written in the style of David Foster Wallace.

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2011, 01:40:58 PM »
It may not be the most accurate thing in the world, but it sure is interesting.  :corn
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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2011, 01:43:45 PM »
So I typed this:
Slowly I stepped into the room
Then I shot cocaine into the asshole of some guy
who wore a condom on his head


And apparently that is what Cory Doctorow writes like.

hahaha! I wrote a couple paragraphs about nothing in particular, just my current life-thoughts, and I got this guy too. Never heard of him.

Do we really have to refer to people as 'bloggers?' Just cause you write stuff on a webite I don't necessarily think that should be part of your resume.
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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2011, 01:49:27 PM »
So I copied a melodramatic passage from a recent essay on futuristic breakthroughs in physics:

A man, confident in air and presence, walks to the center of a lit stage. Hundreds of eager spectators stare blankly at the lone figure, waiting for some miracle of force, some demonstration of magnificence to whisk them away to a realm of wonder and uncertainty. The man talks up the crowd, nonchalantly pacing across the set, his voice thick with charismatic prose; it is quite clear that this man is a master at his craft. Then, a hush… the room goes dark, and the man is bathed in radiant light, the spotlights coalescing into a single intense beam. And behold, for the crowd is staring slack-jawed and applauding as one: the man is floating in midair. Unbeknownst to the people, there are no mirrors on the stage, and when a particularly zealous spectator throws a knife over the performer’s head, he does not fall. In fact, this man is no magician at all; perhaps he is in principle, but this is not as the audience would perceive him. Through physics, many feats portrayed in science fiction have the opportunity to enter the realm of reality, a universe far more fantastic than anything we could ever imagine it to be. For it is through this lens of validity that we may witness incredible phenomena, wondrous manipulations of force that appear as magic to the common eye. As we speak, scientists work to develop new,  absurdly advanced technology. But how are these triumphs of human engineering possible, and how can they exist? To answer this, let us turn back to the “magician”, for what he has accomplished is no slight of hand.

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2011, 01:51:47 PM »
I got David Foster Wallace. I'm reading part of his story now. Ehh...
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Re: Why do I feel so phony?
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2011, 02:35:24 PM »
I put this doozy in there. I got J.D. Salinger.

So, uh... See you all in 60 years?
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Re: Why do I feel so phony?
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2011, 02:36:34 PM »
I put this doozy in there. I got J.D. Salinger.

So, uh... See you all in 60 years?

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2011, 02:40:56 PM »
I wanna see Tempus Vox do it, and get Dan Brown.  :lol

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Re: This is why I keep myself locked away in my room all day!
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2011, 02:47:00 PM »
I put this doozy in there. I got J.D. Salinger.

So, uh... See you all in 60 years?

Brb, gotta kill John Lennon.

NO! John Lennington, my postman who takes the checks out of my birthday cards! Dammit, not this again!
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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2011, 02:48:21 PM »
So I've submitted at least 3 different samples.

1 got me the author of 2001.
1 got me William Shakespeare.
1 got me Anne Rice.



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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2011, 03:15:28 PM »
I put in my last essay in philosophy. Kurt Vonnegut bitches!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2011, 03:25:07 PM »
I gave it my novel set in Maine and I got Stephen King.

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2011, 03:25:20 PM »
:lol

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2011, 03:29:20 PM »
I got TempusVox ???

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2011, 03:29:34 PM »
damnit lonestar how did i miss your post

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2011, 03:30:08 PM »
I tried two different posts on DTF, one gave me Stephen King and another gave me this Cory Doctorow guy. Tried a short story I wrote and got Mario Puzo.

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2011, 03:31:48 PM »
I put in one of Tempus's longer posts.


David Foster Wallace.
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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2011, 03:33:04 PM »
I tried it with an excerpt from an author I like who is a big fan of Neil Gaiman...and it resulted with Neil Gaiman  :lol

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2011, 03:33:43 PM »
I put in my coursework and it said I write like Agatha Christie. Nice.

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2011, 03:34:59 PM »
I gave it my novel set in Maine and I got Stephen King.

Why am I not the least bit surprised?  :rollin
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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2011, 03:35:31 PM »
Because I was joking.

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2011, 03:36:23 PM »
Ok, while this is cool to try, it's bull shit. I put this into the system:

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

and it gave me James Fenimore Cooper. Yeah...

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2011, 03:38:05 PM »
It all does depend on the style you choose to write in, I mean - a blog post or your unfinished novel... seriously? The two, even though written by the same person, are going to produce completely different writers.

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Re: Which famous author do you write like?
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2011, 03:40:33 PM »
Things like this are a waste of time. They do not work. To prove my point. I tried at least three paragraphs from my own well known published work. The results were H.P. Lovecraft, J.D. Salinger, and Edgar Allen Poe. I then typed in "Hello dumbassed program. Why won't this work?" and was told I write like Ernest Hemmingway. Really?
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