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Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« on: August 26, 2011, 01:02:36 PM »
You can only pic one...


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 01:03:14 PM »
Bacon. Never had beef jerky.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2011, 01:04:09 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 01:05:29 PM »
Not even close.... Bacon :yarr
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 01:08:15 PM »
Beef Jerky.

Bacon is bacon. Bacon is either good or bad.

Beef Jerky, on the other hand, can have a variety of flavors. Plus you can make a whole meal out of it if you want. You can't really do that with bacon. (inb4 someone disagrees)
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2011, 01:08:34 PM »
I love both so much but I gotta give it to bacon.

Quote from: JayOctavarium on August 26, 2011, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: alirocker08 on August 26, 2011, 01:03:14 PM
Bacon. Never had beef jerky.


WHAT?
And fucking this.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2011, 01:12:13 PM »
honestly i pick jerky
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2011, 01:16:49 PM »
I just ate a few pieces of bacon.  I wished it was jerky.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2011, 01:22:53 PM »
Bacong
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2011, 01:34:24 PM »
Quote from: dethklok09 on August 26, 2011, 01:08:34 PM
I love both so much but I gotta give it to bacon.

Quote from: JayOctavarium on August 26, 2011, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: alirocker08 on August 26, 2011, 01:03:14 PM
Bacon. Never had beef jerky.


WHAT?
And fucking this.
As far as I know Beef Jerky isn't a common snack in England.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2011, 01:39:10 PM »
This is a lot better than the beer vs bacon thread, that was pathetic. THIS is a challenging decision. I have to go with bacon, unfortunately I haven't eaten that much beef jerkey, maybe I'll change my mind if I get to have more.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2011, 01:43:13 PM »
Quote from: alirocker08 on August 26, 2011, 01:34:24 PM
Quote from: dethklok09 on August 26, 2011, 01:08:34 PM
I love both so much but I gotta give it to bacon.

Quote from: JayOctavarium on August 26, 2011, 01:04:09 PM
Quote from: alirocker08 on August 26, 2011, 01:03:14 PM
Bacon. Never had beef jerky.


WHAT?
And fucking this.
As far as I know Beef Jerky isn't a common snack in England.

change that
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2011, 01:44:17 PM »
I can't decide but 1 thing I do know is that all these beef jerky threads make me want to go out and buy some! :drool:
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2011, 01:46:00 PM »
Quote from: alirocker08 on August 26, 2011, 01:34:24 PM
As far as I know Beef Jerky isn't a common snack in England.
You can usually find it lying about in most supermarkets.

You're not missing much though. Bacon is a million times better.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2011, 02:02:49 PM »
Quote from: black_floyd on August 26, 2011, 01:22:53 PM
Bacong

This.

Plus you can make a bacon weave and top it like a pizza. Bacon pizza. It is wtf pizza bacon or bacon pizza
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2011, 02:09:42 PM »
Jerky. Unless it's the thick slab-type of bacon, then fucking NOTHING beats that shit.
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Re: Bacon comes from a just and loving god. Jerky is an alcoholic.
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2011, 02:32:28 PM »
Wait, this is an argument? There's only bacon.

I even love beef jerky, but it can't compare.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2011, 02:36:54 PM »
Bitch, please.




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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2011, 02:37:22 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on August 26, 2011, 02:36:54 PM
Bitch, please.




I wonder if the forum would crash if I voted jerky.

you wouldnt
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2011, 02:40:26 PM »
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2011, 02:42:44 PM »
Quote from: JayOctavarium on August 26, 2011, 02:37:22 PM
Quote from: lonestar on August 26, 2011, 02:36:54 PM
Bitch, please.




I wonder if the forum would crash if I voted jerky.

you wouldnt
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2011, 02:50:21 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on August 26, 2011, 02:36:54 PM
Bitch, please.




I wonder if the forum would crash if I voted jerky.

The forum would go on.

My heart is a different story...
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2011, 02:51:26 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2011, 02:52:34 PM »
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2011, 03:34:15 PM »
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2011, 03:37:02 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2011, 04:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on August 26, 2011, 01:08:15 PM
Bacon is bacon. Bacon is either good or bad.
No, bacon is only good.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2011, 04:28:28 PM »
The best beef jerky beats bacon, but most bacon beats beef jerky.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2011, 04:30:28 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on August 26, 2011, 04:21:19 PM
Quote from: Gadough on August 26, 2011, 01:08:15 PM
Bacon is bacon. Bacon is either good or bad.
No, bacon is only amazing
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2011, 04:53:06 PM »
Quote from: Implode on August 26, 2011, 04:28:28 PM
The best beef jerky beats bacon, but most bacon beats beef jerky.

There are definitely some poor jerkies out there.  Bacon always tastes the same, in my experience.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2011, 05:53:43 PM »
Jerky is alright. You can do alot more with bacon though.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2011, 06:39:49 PM »
The only time I've had beef jerky was this nasty crap that tasted like tomatoes, and I was assured it was good by a guy who really likes jerky.

So yeah I guess bacon.
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2011, 09:25:37 PM »
bacon, quite easily
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Re: Bacon vs Beef Jerky
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2011, 09:35:05 PM »
Quote from: alirocker08 on August 26, 2011, 01:03:14 PM
Bacon. Never had beef jerky.
This. Never really had the desire to try it and even if I had, I would not know where to find it (beef jerky is not exactly widespread in my country...)
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