Bacon or Beer

[orcus116]

Beer. There are other tasty strips made out of pork.

[FlyingBIZKIT]

I can't drink, so easily bacon. Plus beer tastes terrible. I know they say you can acquire a taste for it though.

[Fuzzboy]

Fuck this thread, and fuck this poll. I CAN'T CHOOSE

[Silver Tears]

It is a difficult decision. Make the right choice though. There are other forms of alcohol, but nothing can come close to the perfection that is bacon.

[alirocker08]

So what's your choice Ali?

I had to go bacon. I proved tonight that I could live without alcohol of any kind ^^

[Var]

If anyone was forced to have either of those things for the rest of their life, they probably wouldn't last long.

That being said, Bacon.  I don't drink and never will.

[Sigz]

I drink beer pretty much every day, I don't have bacon every day. So beer it is.

[King Postwhore]

I give you the best of both worlds.  Bacon flavored beer.

https://www.baconunwrapped.com/2007/10/oktoberfest-bacon-bier.html

[orcus116]

I've had that beer once and it was absolutely disgusting.

[black_biff_stadler]

I've had that beer once and it was absolutely disgusting.

Do you like smoked beer or was this bad even when judged against other smoked beers?

[Implode]

Bacon forever.

[orcus116]

I've had that beer once and it was absolutely disgusting.

Do you like smoked beer or was this bad even when judged against other smoked beers?

I've had slightly smoked beers that were great but this was like drink liquefied pork. It was way too much.

[black_biff_stadler]

I've had that beer once and it was absolutely disgusting.

Do you like smoked beer or was this bad even when judged against other smoked beers?

I've had slightly smoked beers that were great but this was like drink liquefied pork. It was way too much.

Fair enough. I think once I find a new job I'm hunting that down.

[lonestar]

I've had that beer once and it was absolutely disgusting.

Do you like smoked beer or was this bad even when judged against other smoked beers?

I've had slightly smoked beers that were great but this was like drink liquefied pork. It was way too much.

Liquified pork?  *preps syringe*

[obscure]

I've had that beer once and it was absolutely disgusting.

Do you like smoked beer or was this bad even when judged against other smoked beers?

I've had slightly smoked beers that were great but this was like drink liquefied pork. It was way too much.

Liquified pork?  *preps syringe*

  and eek

thanks to this thread... I can't have either anymore.....





well maybe a bottle of ale in a few hours

[VioletS16]

I'm not old enough to drink and I'm a vegetarian.  neither.

Strange. Your profile says you're from Florida but that post was striaght outta failadelphia.

letters  

I'll always think of him as zydeco since Orbert once referred to him as such. Cracked me up too since when I imagine people who've likely been exposed to cajun music I don't exactly picture bad-ass looking samurai stereotypes that play keyboard.

How is being vegetarian a fail? I stand up for animal rights and it's a healthier lifestyle granted you have proper supplements in your diet. I'd rather eat lettuce than greasy, fatty bacon.

I meant it as a joke but without proper emotes I understand that it could be taken seriously. They don't make Facon for vegetarians?

Yeah they do actually. It's really good...I love tempeh!

So, I guess, Tempeh

[MetalJunkie]

Bacon is superior.

[alirocker08]

In fairness to the bacon lovers, we have just pulled ahead of the beer.

[King Postwhore]

I've had that beer once and it was absolutely disgusting.

I was more like a spirit.  Hard to drink.  Like the Sam Adams Triple Bock.

[MetalMike06]

Goddamn this is tough.

[Horatio]

Not old enough to drink beer, family is traditionally vegetarian. I'm missing out on both worlds here.

[Silver Tears]

Not old enough to drink beer, family is traditionally vegetarian. I'm missing out on both worlds here.

You poor deprived child.

[Dark Castle]

I'm not old enough to drink and I'm a vegetarian.  neither.

Strange. Your profile says you're from Florida but that post was striaght outta failadelphia.

letters  

I'll always think of him as zydeco since Orbert once referred to him as such. Cracked me up too since when I imagine people who've likely been exposed to cajun music I don't exactly picture bad-ass looking samurai stereotypes that play keyboard.

How is being vegetarian a fail? I stand up for animal rights and it's a healthier lifestyle granted you have proper supplements in your diet. I'd rather eat lettuce than greasy, fatty bacon.

I stand up for plant rights.   

[wammabe]

Bacon obviously. Why would anyone want beer over bacon?

[orcus116]

Because it's amazing? Think about it, you're giving up one food with one taste as opposed to an entire category of beverage with hundreds of flavors.

[Dark Castle]

Because it's amazing? Think about it, you're giving up one food with one taste as opposed to an entire category of beverage with hundreds of flavors.

I'm not even old enough to drink but this.

[Gadough]

Bacon. Beer is gross.

[wammabe]

Because it's amazing? Think about it, you're giving up one food with one taste as opposed to an entire category of beverage with hundreds of flavors.

Sure, but bacon is bacon.

[obscure]

[Silver Tears]

 


You're very pretty by the way! 

[obscure]

You're very pretty by the way! 

[black_biff_stadler]

Nice effort  

Also, I went with beer even though I've ordered the Big Bacon Classic (RIP) from Wendy's every day for a week until they could understand I wanted at least ten strips of bacon on it. You can still have pancetta, prosciutto, or any of a number of incredibly delicious dead pig. Swine is divine

[obscure]

Nice effort  

The alternative is writing up the thesis 

Swine is divine

eek

[Arch Benemy]

Beer. Beer beer beer beer beer. But then I am drunk and don't have access to bacon.

[DarkEternalNight]

Bacon doesn't dehydrate you and all ages can buy it.